My Little Pony confessions and secrets

[TheDarkMysteryMan 670]

If I had to kill any of the mane six to live in ponyville, I would kill spike...dead serious.

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

Even the most innocent pic of a pony in socks can inspire certain rather cloppy throughts. In my case since I was already a huge perv before getting into clop, clop mostly reaffirmed fetishes I already had with I guess socks being the odd one out.

Maybe this will sound stupid lol, but...  Even though the ponies generally go the "au naturel" route (which I 100% support), it's appealing to me when Dashie is wearing, say, just a helmet or just a hat and a whistle round her neck (and socks don't hurt, neither).  I think it's similar to the appeal of a woman in just high heels; I don't pretend to understand it.

[Shanks 10,816]

 think it's similar to the appeal of a woman in just high heels; I don't pretend to understand it.

There is something about a pony wearing clothes, especially particular ones that makes them look a bit naughtier than when they are naked.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

If I had to kill any of the mane six to live in ponyville, I would kill spike...dead serious.

I guess you wont ever be living in ponyville,because Spike isn't one of the mane 6 

[Duster Dawnhorse 248]

- I legitimately do not get the massive and scarily devoted Luna fanbase. Sure she's pretty but the New Lunar Republicans can get more fervent and crazy than actual Republicans.

 

- This fandom has no idea how vaginas are placed or work and that scares me.

 

- There's not enough unwittingly bad fanfiction to feed me. The changeling queen of terrible internet things must be fed.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

That's the whole intention.

but then what was the point of....

 

i don't...get..

 

*processing*

 

 

 

???????????.bfldlfsgegewjgwenewfn *system error*

 

 

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

*sigh*...

 

i got another confession.. 

 

 

 

I like this face...Like alot..

 

 

 

 

and ya...I sortof wish i could wake up to that face everyday.. 

 

 

 

 

 

[Rainbow S.D. 546]

*sigh*...

 

i got another confession.. 

 

 

 

I like this face...Like alot..

 

 

 

 

and ya...I sortof wish i could wake up to that face everyday.. 

 

 

 

I like a similar picture

 

 

She's really cute! 

 

 

I used this picture recently

 

 

It's 20% less creepy though 

 

 

Are you ready...?

 

 

Wow, so much nesting!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

I like a similar picture

 

 

She's really cute! 

 

 

I used this picture recently

 

 

It's 20% less creepy though 

 

 

Are you ready...?

 

 

Wow, so much nesting!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oddly i don't find that creepy at all lol

 

Tho i also don't find this creepy either so...

 

 

 

Edit: Pic posted was banished to the moon for being too much,so have this instead:

 

 

 

 

Edited June 21, 2014 by Pinkamena-Pills

[Away 2,077]

I'm pretty into incest shippings like Applejack x Big Mac and Twilight x Shining Armor. What can I say? I think it's pretty hot. I like the fact that it's so taboo.

Edited June 21, 2014 by LatinoChurro

[TheDarkMysteryMan 670]

I'm pretty into incest shippings like Applejack x Big Mac and Twilight x Shining Armor. What can I say? I think it's pretty hot. I like the fact that it's so taboo.

Don't forget Celestia and Luna.

[Steve 290]

i wanna meet a girl like pinkie pie

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

[i.W.T.C.I.R.D.] <-- You guys know this acronym! 

No i don't know the acro-....

 

Oh my.

[Panne 1,342]

Deep dark secrets? Well I enjo-
*Post deleted by moderation*

[Lemon 32]

Little confession: I don't like pony shipping. Or any shipping for that matter. I just don't see the point.

*Insert hate mail from tumblr*

 

But hey, I don't mind shippers. I just don't partake in it.

[Pinkamena-Pills 6,839]

On topic:

 

Here's another one,and was displayed by my 'apologetic' post about it in the topic.

 

 

 

I wish Sunset Shimmer would have beat Rarity in the World Cup poll.

 

 

It would have filled my heart with glee to see the stupefied looks on the Rarity fans faces as to how the hay did someone like Sunset win

 

 

.....

 

 

*incoming angry Rarity fans*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[King 5,625]

Alright everyone, I've had to remove a large number of Off-Topic posts in here (in fact there are too many for me to remove without cutting out two pages) and quite frankly , this thread has been thoroughly derailed. Keep it on topic guys.

Edited June 21, 2014 by Dawn Rider

[Clod 8,294]

I laughed while reading cupcakes. In an evil laugh. I hate Trixie. Also, I just realized Gilda was never seen again. *cough* Cupcakes *cough*

Ya just don't make Fluttershy cry, though.

Oh, and I wish I had a poster in my room next to my bed with Fluttershy that said "Hush Now Quiet Now"

[pinkiecheese 4]

Im a HUGE Fan af THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!! All my brony/pegasisters HATE!!! her but I don't!  :comeatus:

I laughed while reading cupcakes. In an evil laugh. I hate Trixie. Also, I just realized Gilda was never seen again. *cough* Cupcakes *cough*
Ya just don't make Fluttershy cry, though.
Oh, and I wish I had a poster in my room next to my bed with Fluttershy that said "Hush Now Quiet Now"

HAHAHA!! THAT POSTER THO!!!! Thats funny! But I like trixie.

[Guest]

I'm not a Trixie, Vinyl Scratch or Derpy fan. I have nothing against the latter two, if anything I'm just indifferent. I really didn't like Trixie though.

Edited June 21, 2014 by Guest

[Flamestreak1990 1,172]

i have a crush on rainbow dash

[Justin_Case001 4,887]

i have a crush on rainbow dash

That's hardly a confession.  Who doesn't? 

 

I find all of the ponies sexy, but in a respectful, clothes-on sort of way, which is ironic because they don't wear clothes.  But you know what I mean.  While I'm not at all offended by any sort of creative media, I just personally don't care for the porn.  I just think they're more attractive and appealing the way they are on the show.  I guess I tend to ship myself with all of them at one point or another.

[Miles 2,512]

This might seem complicated, but hopefully I don't have to write a novel to make it understandable.
I'm quite an emotionally sensitive guy.  If you're familiar with Myers-Briggs/Jungs Personality types, I'm an INFJ.  When I first started watching MLP, my intentions were just based solely on curiosity.  But, as I got more into the show, I began to realize just how emotionally connected I was to it.  As someone prone to being easily attached to things/people/etc., I got really attached to the show emotionally.  A real world example of my attachment/emotional insecurity (for lack of a better word; as, I'm not "insecure" per se, but I think you get the point): as a child I sucked my thumb until I was probably 7 or 8, and slept with my "blankey" 'til I was in about 4th or 5th grade, and on occasion I would even do it in 6th and 7th.  Out of fear of this being found out and being made fun of, I "quit cold turkey" from doing that (sleeping with my blankey) in 7th grade.  *I promise I'm going to relate this back to MLP soon* ... My personality has it that I only like having a small-ish group of close friends.  I'm not overly shy, and honestly with my friends I can be pretty outgoing, but when I try to make new friends (such as just this past year - my freshman year of college), I am pretty shy.  I am also a pretty "to-myself/secretive (not in a bad way)" kind of person.  Now, to relate this to MLP... I became connected to it very emotionally.  It heightened my levels of emotion, as in, things in the show would make me happier than normal if they were happy things; sadder than normal if they were sad.  Countless episodes, of course, made me cry... but the one I want to refer to now is the season 3 finale when Twilight became an alicorn.  The song with Celestia singing to Twilight about past events, my eyes were so filled with tears I could hardly see the screen.  Don't get me wrong, when the episode was all said and done, I reflected about it and came to the conclusion that I loved it, but it was like seeing a child grow up too fast, you know.  As of now, I've watched all 4 seasons through and through probably 4 or 5 times.  I watch it because I have a part of me that needs to be filled with love.  If it's not filled in some way, I start to feel lonely.  Now, I promise you something that might be hard to believe, but I've never been depressed, and I believe I don't even have the capability/capacity for myself to be depressed, however, what I get instead is just this sadness.  I'm one of those people who say after I cry I end up feeling much happier.  MLP has been something to me that has helped me retain my content-ness, as to which, I normally am happy or content like 90% of the time anyway, but MLP has just made it all the better.  I just really wish I could actually have a hug by one of the ponies for real, though.  Sometimes I think I get my happiness from affection (in a clean manner, mind you).  A single, long hug could go a long way for may.  At the end of the day, I'm just really glad I found the show.  I don't know what else would have been there to do what it does for me.  I might be a simple country boy, but I'm not the average country boy.  Sorry this was so long  ...

[Zhortac 1,474]

I have a huge crush on Trixie...and am a firm believer that her and Twilight would make a great couple...and no, it's not just because of lesbian shit.

[TheDarkMysteryMan 670]

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to announce my newest fetish.

 

I have a goo pony fetish.