Your least favorite character licked you! What do you do?

[Sugar Pea 2,682]

How dare she?! (ready for my hate comments nao Q_Q)

You know what I would do? 


Nah but seriously, what would you do if your least favorite character licked you? >:3

[Shanks 10,816]

First I would wonder if Trixie put Snips and Snails up to it, and then I would kindly as that they get out of my face and get some breath mints.

[Champion RD92 8,658]

Well my least favorite characters are Snips and Snails. If they licked me, I would vomit, and then proceed to smash their fucking faces in.

[~Silver Essence~ 2,625]

Out of the mane 6, rainbow dash?

 

Odd, but I'll just give a quick blush, state "thanks?" and nothing more.

 

Not the mane 6, Diamond Tiara?

 

I'll just state "Why?" and walk away.

[Krys9 456]

I would first wonder why the hell they are doing it in the first place, proceed to wipe their saliva off of me and then I would try to get away as fast as possible. 

[Demonic Soulz 483]

*Grabs Zagetsu and fires a Getsug Tencho at Sunset Shimmer*

 

But literally I would ask her to leave my house before I stab her and tell her never come near me again less she want to die

[VoxelBrony 65]

Spike will be terminated and destroyed at once if he dared. You will not lick me, especially because I'm not gay. Stupid spike.

[Scootalove 10,689]

Hmm.. Snips and Snails licking me? I would definitely have to destroy them since, one does not simply lick me without permission.

 

[Bronii 34]

Trixie is my most hated character ever and it would be weird if she licked me... If Trixie licked me, I would lick her back, and walk away

[Sylentmana 271]

Of the mane six it would be Pinkie Pie. If she were to suddenly lick me I would think it was just Pinkie being Pinkie. I would probably lick her back though because even though she's my least favorite of the mane six, she's still adorable.

[An Old Head 4,816]

...now we're really running out of thread ideas.

 

I guess I'd be slightly confused as to why Snails was even in the human universe. Then I'd ask him why he did that, in fact I'd ask him why he existed.

[GrauWitz 1,010]

This pony licks me;

 

This is how I react;

So yeah, if Pinkie would lick me, I would murder her with an M60 machine gun and burn her remains

[Celtore 2,770]

I would direct my strongest glare at Snips and Snails until they retreat. Immediately after, I would begin searching for the closest shower and ponder why they licked me in the first place.

Edited August 22, 2013 by Celtore

[Broseph 215]

I would pick Pipsqueak up, throw him up in the air, and then kick him a few feet like a football..
Or rugby ball, or soccer ball.. Whichever you prefer.

Edited August 22, 2013 by Broseph

[Vinyl Scratch (Filly)™ 936]

If Snips and Snails licked me? Hmmm, I really do dislike them a lot. But it would go against my morals to kill them, so my reaction would most likely be around the lines of...

 

[Rayalicious 435]

I'll go into obliteration mode and vaporize them instantly then go to the local hospital and ask them to get me 100%  sterilized (sorry snips and snails ) XD

[ShadowFoxz 342]

1st i would do this

2nd i would ask her why

3rd i would invite her to my house for tea

4th if you have not figured it out i l do not have a least favorite pony...i love them all equally

Edited August 22, 2013 by @Vinyl Scratch

[nolongerinuse 23]

If Sunset Shimmer licked me.... I would first trip her and then smash her face in with a warhammer then I would hide her body in a closet hang it and then burn it. Then I would hide the ashes underground to erase all evidence.

 

[. eris . 1,661]

How dare she?! (ready for my hate comments nao Q_Q)

 

You know what I would do? 

 

Nah but seriously, what would you do if your least favorite character licked you? >:3

 

Applejack is your least favorite pony? DIE.

 

Just kidding.  

 

I would probably stare at Prince Blueblood for a second, and then whack him on the nose. And then walk away.

[Ihei 713]

If these guys licked me:

 

 

 

Then this will happen:

 

 

 

 

I hate those guys so much.. The world will end shortly after they lick me, even TOUCH me.

Edited August 23, 2013 by Minty Wintergreen

[Nohbdy 4,108]

This thread appears to be related to the My Little Pony franchise and/or the Bronydom in general. Thus, it has been sentenced to Sugarcube Corner.

 

This is an automatically generated message, by the way.

[Moonlight 7,288]

Bleh, come on Luna, that's nasty.

 

I'm going to get so much hate for having Princess Luna as my last favorite character on the entire show.

[Dusk Dream 137]

I laughed my flank off thinking about a reaction,

 

Now, if Snails would lick me, i would be disgusted, and would want to punch him, but i'm too nice for that. Instead i'll just go

Edited August 23, 2013 by Dusk Dream

[Dsanders 5,748]

This pony licks me;

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This is how I react;

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So yeah, if Pinkie would lick me, I would murder her with an M60 machine gun and burn her remains

Do you want to f***king die?

 

Lol jk! Respect your taste man! Despite how hard that is for me.

 

Anyways, if Snips and Snails licked me, I would freak out and be disgusted because like the majority here, I really really don't like them.

 

If my least favorite of the mane 6, Applejack licked me, I would be blushing, happy, and lick her back before giving her a big hug!

 

Applejack is my least favorite mane 6 pony, but I still freakin love her.

Edited August 23, 2013 by Sanderspie

[8ballgremlin 20]

I would go all out Moe Howard on Snips and Snails. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mw0riLqQBj0. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5ZOK5ia_A0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0ZS9XAzn48

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn81tOrs3WQ

Those knuckleheads. I'll moida them! I hate those idiots. Their stupidity annoys me.