Is pizza a vegetable?

[Envoy-in-exile 101]

I'm sorry, but was I supposed to be laughing when I watched that? I've written some vore/guro stuff, but for some reason the way this guy is reading makes it funny!

It's a new form of humor I discovered - reading out the more outrageous posts on the internet with the "appropriate" expressions

 

The original was a vore/scat/unbirthing post someone made in hopes that it will be turned into a song, but this guy reads it like it was a chant for some demonic ritual

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

It's a new form of humor I discovered - reading out the more outrageous posts on the internet with the "appropriate" expressions

 

The original was a vore/scat/unbirthing post someone made in hopes that it will be turned into a song, but this guy reads it like it was a chant for some demonic ritual

 

The whole thing sounds like the original poster ran it through some online translator program. That's always good for a laugh!

[L-PinkVsD-Pink327 177]

This has been around awhile people.

 

But lets see it from both sides, what exactly IS a pizza? It's not a meat, not used in main courses (Pizza srores don't count) can't be a dessert, too much of a snack.

 

I can see why they were trying to get it into somewhere...

 

BUT VEGETABLES?!?! COME ON!!

 

Lol JKing, I couldn't care less, I'm allergic to the circle death traps http://mlpforums.com/public/style_emoticons/default/dry.png

 

eating meat makes you fat

 

I've eaten nothing but meat my entire life. Last checkup I had last month, doctor said I'm just above the line of being underweight. And since I haven't changed how I'm eating meat, I can say I'm still good.

 

But I can see where your coming from. People are going to get fat from eating fast food meats. All the meats I eat (usually) are cooked by either my mom or me. You have to cut off all the skin and fats, then cook it.

[83awsm 234]

America = They are bullied for eating to much pizza and to little vegetables,

 

Their solution, make pizza a vegetable.

 

One of the best responses I've seen... lul'd so hard man.

 

 

I believe that pizza's which contains vegetable toppings can be considered more of one than regular cheese, but how in the hell would a pizza be considered a single vegetable...

[Platinum Rook 93]

But of course is pizza a vegetable, dont you see all the vegetables on it?

[Smokin'HotRarity 182]

Pizza = vegetable

Vegetables are on pizzas, which is a vegetable...

 

 

= my face while listening to the voreguy

[ffffff 50]

 

Off-topic question:

 

What is that picture? What is it called? What do I type into google images to get it?

Sorry for being stupid...

[DJ MUFF1N D3RP 322]

No, but I wish it was. Then I could eat as much as I wanted and not get fat.

[Tenor Clef 112]

 

 

WE ARE PROBLEM SOLVERS.

 

 

**sings team America theme**

[Victoria and Co. 782]

I don't consider pizza a vegetable, I consider it a wheat product that just happens to have vegetables and fruits on it to enhance its flavor!

[ffffff 50]

Pizza is Pizza.

 

Vegetables are Vegetables.

 

Congress is Congress.

 

Captain Pancakes disapproves.

[Raiyny Day 71]

Of course it's a vegetable guys. Cause bread, tomatoes and cheese are all obviously vegetables.

 

Oh America, how I love thee so <3

[Smokin'HotRarity 182]

Off-topic question:

 

What is that picture? What is it called? What do I type into google images to get it?

Sorry for being stupid...

 

type in ctrl-c

[Starlighty 790]

PFTT it has veggies on it!! it could be consider one

[FedoraMemes 582]

My logic.

 

Crust=Carbohydrate

 

Cheese=Dairy

 

Tomato Sauce=Fruit/Veg

 

Chicken, Pepporoni etc=Protein

 

Pizza is the healthiest thing in the world!

[Arkane 269]

I voted yes.

 

because I think its time I started eating vegetables.

[Smokin'HotRarity 182]

My logic.

 

Crust=Carbohydrate

 

Cheese=Dairy

 

Tomato Sauce=Fruit/Veg

 

Chicken, Pepporoni etc=Protein

 

Pizza is

the healthiest thing in the world!

 

lol refined carbs and processed meat with preservatives...unless it is a whole wheat vegetarian pizza.

[Envoy-in-exile 101]

The whole thing sounds like the original poster ran it through some online translator program. That's always good for a laugh!

 

Well if you want the original words from the post, I can PM it to ya. In case you want to make the song that was never made.

Edited February 24, 2012 by Envoy

[cuteycindyhoney 13,283]

Well if you want the original words from the post, I can PM it to ya. In case you want to make the song that was never made.

 

Sure, why not?

[~Sugar Sprinkles~ 637]

I dont see why, it has cheese, bread, and even fruits, etc on it and it doesnt grow outta the ground

 

I dont see why, it has cheese, bread, and even fruits, etc on it and it doesnt grow outta the ground

[Fox 5,330]

PIZZA IS NOT A VEGTABLE! THE VEGTABLES ON THE PIZZA ARE VEGTABLES!

[Cosmic Charlie 129]

Pizza is a vegetable like bagels are a fruit - that is to say, not at all. The stupidity manifest in this literally hurts my head. I can feel it behind my right eye, like a dull pain. The only thing vegetable-like in a pizza would exist if it had peppers or onions as a topping. Otherwise it consists of 0.0000% veggie.

[Impure Kottan 4]

Depends, if you are eating a pita with some tomato paste and a cut of mozzarella, then sure, it is a vegetable. But if you are going to put processed meat, cheese, mushrooms (Mostly fungi, not vegetable), and all these other type of toppings, then it is clearly not a vegetable. And please don't argue about the pita, I just woke up...

[Enigma 200]

My simple answer: No.

 

The tomato sauce used on mass produced pizza is filled with sugar, preservatives, etc etc and some of the nutrients have been lost. When you cook any vegetable it looses a lot of it's nutrients anyway, so, I'm sticking with no.

Edited March 4, 2012 by Enigma

[Smokin'HotRarity 182]

Depends, if you are eating a pita with some tomato paste and a cut of mozzarella, then sure, it is a vegetable. But if you are going to put processed meat, cheese, mushrooms (Mostly fungi, not vegetable), and all these other type of toppings, then it is clearly not a vegetable. And please don't argue about the pita, I just woke up...

 

Just to clarify, pita is a wheat, and wheat not a vegetable.