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[paradoxical 1,735]

Why, of course it is canon.

 

She calls him Jewel and she loves him dearly. She even made him a hat!

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LOOK AT HIM GO! HE IS SO CUTE!

Hmmmm, I'll agree that he's cute, but my inner Rarity has something to say:

 

Oh dahling, I would never have put anypony in that ensambe; the hat and diamonds clash with her hair!

[Obsidian Sky 14,004]

Hmmmm, I'll agree that he's cute, but my inner Rarity has something to say:

 

Oh dahling, I would never have put anypony in that ensambe; the hat and diamonds clash with her hair!

*gasp* You are so in sync with Rarity that you cannot not vote for her! Think about that! It would be like not voting for a part of your soul!

[Jeric 46,850]

A Reading from The Book of Acts of Fabulosity 52:17

 

"And to the White Pone of Fabulosity came an even greater Goddess, which was named Celestia. Rarity looked upon the brilliance of her mane, her snow white coat, and omg that crown ... such a gorgeous crown ... and wept." 

 

"The Alicorn Princess spoke, casting down all thoughts of fear and pain in her presence."

 

"Come to me with love in year heart my little pony, for I know the challenges I have for you," declares the Alicorn Goddess, "plans to test you for they will make you even more fabulous, and they are many."

 

"Rarity opened her adorable muzzle and questioned why her. To which the Pastel Maned One simply mumbled something about a young orange filly would once day defeat her in prized battle."

 

"This made no sense to the Fabulous Pone, but she knoweth when to let crazy be crazy"

 

"So came to begin the Three Tests of Rarity."

 

Edited July 7, 2014 by Jeric

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

KILL IT KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS

 

 

 

But seriously, Discord is the exact opposite of cute. Some things are better left not chibified

 

 

We will see to that. Here is baby Discord in a sock.

 

But seriously, you are right. A contest in Adorability would probably be lost by Discord. But I don´t think Rarity would have much of a chance in a Randomness contest against Discord, either.

Therefore I challenge, in the name of Discord, Rarity to a Randomness contest.

Bring it on.

Edited July 7, 2014 by YetAnotherDiscord

[The JLmle 5,476]

Good morning! Glad to see Rarity still in the lead: but would love to see more distance between the two. Now's the time to open up you're heart and give it to Rarity; if you haven't already; she'll take good care of it I promise!

[Jeric 46,850]

And with another post comes the continuation.

 

A Reading from The Book of Acts of Fabulosity 53:4

 

"And the white Pone heard her Princess of Sun and journeyed to the Sea of Shoobedoo where once the magical and mysterious Sea Ponies lived"

 

"To most, the seas were silent and calm as they had been for 1000 years (as is the Royal Standard chronology for all troubling times). Nopony could hear the Oceanic Aria's that once surrounded the land. She was here, as fortold by Celestia's will ... to free the Ponies of the Sea from a vile curse"

 

"The Fabulous stepped forth, the water lapping gently at her hooves and she called out"

 

"Emerge!"

 

"Trumpets sounded, and they came forth in all their hideousness. They were decidedly NOT fabulous. They were the crab people"

 

"Their chants sounded of cacophony and disharmony. It was no wonder the Sea Ponies could not sing"

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Rarity spoke, her grace infuriating the crustaceans. Your foulness shall never again bother the good Ponies of the Sea ... IT IS ON"

 

 

"And soeth began the battle of the giant crabs"

 

 

Edited July 7, 2014 by Jeric

[paradoxical 1,735]

*gasp* You are so in sync with Rarity that you cannot not vote for her! Think about that! It would be like not voting for a part of your soul!

I totally agree, which is why I voted for Discord.

It makes sense to me!

 

See, I figure that if Rarity gets 100 votes and Discord gets 0 it shows that Rarity is liked more than an unlikable character.

But if she gets 100 votes and Discord 99 votes, it is an epic victory; one that Rarity fans can crow about for days to come (despite the fact that Luna and Pinkie got more than 100).  They get to be excited because it is so close.  So the more the split between the two, the less epic the victory, the less significant a vote for Rarity is (up to a point)

 

But you convinced me not to rely on the flip of a coin.  A die roll is much better.  Odds are Discord, Evens Rarity.

 

Hmm that's interesting.  I didn't realize that there was one side with pink numbers, and they're so small.  The first is a 3.  Then there might be a decimal point.  1 ... does anybody have a magnifying glass

 

take mine

Thank you Discord.  The numbers keep getting smaller and smaller, 1592

here's a microscope.

Much better 653

An Electron Microscope

59  Hey wait, this is telling me to vote for pi.  A pink pi.  She's not on the ballot, so I'm back to looking at the fact that this is an odd occurrence, so it's telling me that the part of my soul in Discord is the part to vote for, at least for now.

[The JLmle 5,476]

And with another post comes the continuation.

 

A Reading from The Book of Acts of Fabulosity 53:4

 

 

I'm just loving these! Don't stop!

Also, go Rarity!

Edit: removed accidental double post

Edited July 7, 2014 by The JLmle

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

I found out something interesting:

Discord and Rarity are actually the same pony!

Here is why:

All Discords live in Equestria.

Rarity lives in Equestria.

Therefore, Rarity is Discord.

 

 

P.S.: Who needs logics! We´re talking about Discord here, remember?

Edited July 7, 2014 by YetAnotherDiscord

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

My avatar is Eris the greek goddess of strife in honor if Discord. Even though i support Rarity this one... who the hell needs logic anyways? VOTE RARITY!!!

[#1FluttershyFan 206]

I honestly can't believe Fluttershy lost to Luna. I mean Luna's great and all but (in my opinion) Fluttershy's better and part of the mane 6. It was REALLY surprising.

[paradoxical 1,735]

I found out something interesting:

Discord and Rarity are actually the same pony!

Here is why:

All Discords live in Equestria.

Rarity lives in Equestria.

Therefore, Rarity is Discord.

 

 

P.S.: Who needs logics! We´re talking about Discord here, remember?

Q doesn't live in Equestria.  Ergo not all Discords live in Equetria.

 

But your proof works the other way around.

 

All Rarity lives in E.

D lives in E

All D are R.

 

QED

 

Also All R love accessories

D loves accessories

all D are R.

 

QED (squared)

[Kookie 135]

COURT DISMISSED. BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfpg-YoQj60

[Jeric 46,850]

A Reading from The Book of Acts of Fabulosity 54:18

 

 

 

"The Divine Rarebear stood upon one of the giant crabs. It was to be called E3 2006, for this one did not have a name, but a designation."

 

"She closed her eyes and allowed the fabulosity flow through her. Her magically charmed horn would normally find small stashes of gems with ease, but even this result shocked the Generous One.  The beach, neigh the entire ocean was bountiful in precious gems. Her soul sung at it's glorious display. It was as if all of the poor aquatic life had shown her the most blessed accoutrements of nature. Even the lights of Hearths Warming Eve dared not compare to the glistening ocean. She opened her eyes knowing what she had to do."

 

"Surrender now foul demons of the seas ... or ye shall surely die a most fabulous death."

 

 

 

COURT DISMISSED. BRING IN THE DANCING LOBSTERS.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfpg-YoQj60

 

Neigh, the lobsters have fallen prey to the evil Crab Demons.

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Q doesn't live in Equestria.  Ergo not all Discords live in Equetria.

 

But your proof works the other way around.

 

All Rarity lives in E.

D lives in E

All D are R.

 

QED

 

Also All R love accessories

D loves accessories

all D are R.

 

QED (squared)

Oh, but Q does live in Equestria. 

All Equestria-dwelling Discords are omnipotent.

Q is omnipotent.

Therefore Q is an Equestria-dwelling Discord.

 

So my Syllogism was true.

[Obsidian Sky 14,004]

I totally agree, which is why I voted for Discord.

It makes sense to me!

 

See, I figure that if Rarity gets 100 votes and Discord gets 0 it shows that Rarity is liked more than an unlikable character.

But if she gets 100 votes and Discord 99 votes, it is an epic victory; one that Rarity fans can crow about for days to come (despite the fact that Luna and Pinkie got more than 100).  They get to be excited because it is so close.  So the more the split between the two, the less epic the victory, the less significant a vote for Rarity is (up to a point)

 

But you convinced me not to rely on the flip of a coin.  A die roll is much better.  Odds are Discord, Evens Rarity.

 

Hmm that's interesting.  I didn't realize that there was one side with pink numbers, and they're so small.  The first is a 3.  Then there might be a decimal point.  1 ... does anybody have a magnifying glass

 

take mine

Thank you Discord.  The numbers keep getting smaller and smaller, 1592

here's a microscope.

Much better 653

An Electron Microscope

59  Hey wait, this is telling me to vote for pi.  A pink pi.  She's not on the ballot, so I'm back to looking at the fact that this is an odd occurrence, so it's telling me that the part of my soul in Discord is the part to vote for, at least for now.

---

 

Do you people know who would also vote for Rarity?

 

Why DISCORD would.

 

Even the spirit of chaos cannot resist the lure of this:

[IridscentNionios 1,420]

HOW THE HELL DOES SHE DO THAT? TEACH ME MASTER!!!

[Banul 3,831]

Can you deny that face? How about ALL of these faces?

 

Vote Rarity!

 

 

 

[Pastel 7,630]

Can you deny that face? How about ALL of these faces?

 

Vote Rarity!

 

 

 

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The one from Sonic Rainboom ruins the pic....

Edited July 7, 2014 by Blobulle

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

Can you deny that face? How about ALL of these faces?

 

Vote Rarity!

 

 

 

image.jpg

 

Face the Faces of Facecord now!

Vote Faces, Vote Discord!

[The JLmle 5,476]

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---

 

Even the spirit of chaos cannot resist the lure of this:

I so want that skirt...

Just Fabulous Darling!

[Jeric 46,850]

 

Even the spirit of chaos cannot resist the lure of this:

 

Testify brother! For her way is the way of beauty unchained.

 

@ thou who hath many names. I say unto thee

 

Fabulous Pone is Fabulous. Explanation is not required as it would melt your very heart with her majesty.

Edited July 7, 2014 by Jeric

[SuddenSleep 40]

vote rarity and you'll get an outfit for free.    *sadly, fluttershy lost.....owh man~* 

Edited July 7, 2014 by SuddenSleep

[Obsidian Sky 14,004]

vote rarity and you'll get an outfit for free. 

You also get to swim with her in the warm tropic sea...

 

 

 

 

 

That rhymed...

Edited July 7, 2014 by Obsidian Sky

[~ Dr. Ocsid ~ 690]

To all fans of egyptian mythologie out here! Discord is Seth, so vote for Discord!

 

Also, a penguin in battle-armor and a sign that says "beware of dragons".

Your Argument is invalid.