Your favorite pony is now your chair. Wut do?

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

Your favorite pony is now whatever piece of furniture you are sitting on. They are fully sapient, and can speak magically. what do?

[Virgil 685]

First, I would have the same look as a cow looking at an incoming train.   Then I would quickly get off of Luna and kneel before her and beg her pardon. Also... my apology may simply degrade into this in a matter of nano seconds:

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

I'd stand up

 

No way I'm going to sit on lovely Lady Rarity

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

I'd stand up

 

No way I'm going to sit on lovely Lady Rarity

But for however long you were sitting on that chair today, you were sitting on her while she screamed silently in agony.

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

But for however long you were sitting on that chair today, you were sitting on her while she screamed silently in agony.

"Your favorite pony is now your chair"

 

"now"

 

I think that sort of implies that she suddenly became my chair,  no?

Edited April 24, 2014 by ghostfacekiller39

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

"Your favorite pony is now your chair"

 

"now"

 

I think that sort of implies that she suddenly became my chair,  no?

That title only works for everyone else. For you and you alone, you have been sitting upon your waifu's face for hours on end.

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

That title only works for everyone else. For you and you alone, you have been sitting upon your waifu's face for hours on end.

Sounds kinky.

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

Sounds kinky.

It would be, if she were not screaming in constant agony due to the pain of becoming a chair.

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

It would be, if she were not screaming in constant agony due to the pain of becoming a chair.

Eh. Why this specific scenario only plays out for me, I really don't understand. Kinda silly, honestly. 

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

Eh. Why this specific scenario only plays out for me, I really don't understand. Kinda silly, honestly. 

Because you kids and that meddling mutt just couldn't leave well enough alone.

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

Because you kids and that meddling mutt just couldn't leave well enough alone.

That's not a very good answer.

[M'aiq the Liar 5,804]

That's not a very good answer.

It is a perfect answer. You just don't perceive it as such, but trust me, I'm from the government. It is a perfect answer.

[Virgil 685]

 

 

It is a perfect answer. You just don't perceive it as such, but trust me, I'm from the government. It is a perfect answer.

Oh Snap! Miaq just pulled the "I'm from the government" card.   @@ghostfacekiller39, Sorry there Ghostie ol' pal, Miaq just won the game.

[Creamy Arty 6,252]

Looks like my chair will be sitting in my lap from now on.

[FabulousRarityFan18 12]

If my chair is now Rarity, I would stand up. It is very impolite to sit on a lady.

[Lagom 204]

Be scared out of my mind, thinking about putting the chair outside or just lie in my bed all day being like '' This is just a dream, nothing's real, conceal, don't feel. '' 

[Delernil 952]

 

I feel this can be applied to many situations in life.

[Radiance64 7,053]

I don't even take drugs, but I think I'd start wondering what the hell I'm on.

[Techite Sparkle 354]

Well it looks as if I will have to build a throne that can sit a Twilight Sparkle chair. No this isn't reverse psychology... Or at least I hope it isn't. Or I would sit on her and ask for help on my homework... Yet I think that still sounds kinda mean... So I'm sticking with the chair w/ throne combo. ^-^

[the_smiling_horse 19]

get up, walk to my room, lie in bed and stare at the celing why rainbowdash is in my house.

[User07832407840 177]

Most people have replied like as if their chair is now their favourite pony. But the question is that your favourite pony is now your chair. So what would happen is I'd be sitting at my computer, watching an episode of MLP when all of a sudden, the Fluttershy in that episode would get turned into a chair that exactly resembles the chair I'm sitting on. I think the other ponies would be very confused, and so would I. They'd probably spend the rest of the episode figuring out how to change Flutterchair (as the fandom would inevitably name her) back into Fluttershy.

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

No it's not. My chair isn't Fluttershy, and Fluttershy isn't a chair.

Are you sure you're not lying to me M'aiq?

[Lightwing 12,978]

Hmmm...

I would prefer to be Her Chair

[Midnight Dragon 264]

What would I do? Depending on my mood, I don't think that would be very appropriate to post about here...