Apparently whenever you join a forum, you're supposed to introduce yourself, otherwise people will mistake you for some guy in Spain selling bank cracks.
So here's a nifty little thread doing exactly that. (Introducing, I mean. I don't even understand what "bank cracks" are.) ...I'm actually a fairly two-dimensional person, so there's not much I can say here yet, but just remember: Barfights can be a solution to everything, except other barfights. That would be cheating. EDITS 1-39: butchered some spacing. whoops