The best way to eat a cheeseburger is with just cheese and no other toppings. I want to taste beef and cheese, not a ton of vegetables or sauces.
Pickles are disgusting.
KFC has gone downhill in terms of quality.
Chic-fil-a is overrated.
Ketchup on hot dogs or scrambled eggs is valid. This is a hill I'm willing to die on.
Frozen potatoes are best served deep fried (or air fried). Baked French fries are droopy, soggy, and sad.
Most people who eat Subway's tuna do not care if it is entirely tuna or not (I'm one of those people).
Whipped dressing is better than mayonnaise.