Presumably, they have twelve months per year, considering that Winter Wrap Up (the song) begins with "three months of winter" (assuming each season is a quarter of the year).
Then why do they refer to so many things happening a thousand years ago?
I've had ghost pepper hot sauce and was barely affected by it (meanwhile the other person who was having it was tearing up, turning red, and having a bunch of other reactions to the heat of it), so I'd say my tolerance is pretty high.
It's a shame that there's not enough appreciation of this adorable pony here on this forum (judging by the lack of activity in this thread). Maybe sharing a ton of cute art of her (mostly by FreeFraQ) will help change that.
As I said in a discussion on Equestria Daily on the cutest ponies (not including the Mane Six):
Purely in terms of personality: Marble Pie
Purely in terms of appearance: Flitter
Taking both personality and appearance into account: Vapor Trail
But... Fluttershy and Pinkie are probably cuter. I like to say that Fluttershy is the most adorable pony, but Pinkie is the cutest.
On my mom's side, I'm descendant from one of the people who traveled on the Mayflower. That's pretty much the only notable thing about my ancestors (as far as I know).