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Mayo or Miracles?  

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  1. 1. Mayonnaise, Miracle Whip, neither, or both?

    • MAYO FTW
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    • MIRACLE WHIP FTW
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    • Neither, they both suck
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    • Both, I love this stuff!
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Just wanted to ask. Which do you prefer? Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip? (Or neither?)

 

I prefer Mayonnaise because I hate the taste of Miracle Whip. It's too tangy.


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Both, depends what you're using it in/on.


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Thank you for making a "they both suck" option lol.  While I like BBQ sauce, ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, etc., I've never liked / been able to tolerate mayonnaise or its seeming cousin Miracle Whip. xD

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I prefer nether because I prefer not to eat something that is literally one of the worst things for you. Its got raw egg and both taste like ass. Just my opinion on them. But they are terrible for you.

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I don't like either, but if I had to choose, it's mayo. You can actually make your own homemade mayo pretty easily through just a few simple, all-organic ingredients. Miracle Whip is a bunch of hazardous chemicals in a tub (including high-fructose corn syrup) that deserves to be condemned.

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Mayonnaise goes good with everything! :)

Miracle Whip is okay sometimes though, but it doesn't play well with cheese on my taste buds so I'd rather go for the mayo most of the time. :unsure:


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I love Miracle Whip, I don't care what all you say. 

 

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OMG. NEITHER. MAYO IN ALL ITS INCARNATIONS IS AN ABOMINATION.

 

One time while I was working as a cook, I accidentally poured a gallon of mayo on myself and I literally cried.

 

I.

 

cannot.

 

stand.

 

mayo.

 

That's all.

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I'm gonna sound stupid, but is miracle whip the stuff they put on Philly cheesesteaks?

 

 

Dear Lord in Heaven NO!!!!! The traditional Philly Cheese has whiz. Mmmmm. Melted Processed Cheese. I grew up in the area so I do have a fondness for the Philly Cheese. ;)

 

 

 

:eww:  = My reaction to both mayo and miracle whip.

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ahh, the old Mayo Vs. Miracle Whip....this subject can cause divores/breakups...but anywho, i prefer Mayo because it tastes sooo much better!!! 

 

Here's what i think of miracle whip...

 

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Miracle Whip is all sweet and sh*t.

I don't even like mayo, either. Just enough to moisten a sandwich.

 

 

I remember Miracle Whip once tried to market it at "young people" by showing commercials of teens wildin' out at parties eating sandwiches and celery+mayo. lol


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Neither. They're both disgusting.

 

I'd rather eat. BBQ Sauce, Ketchup, Ranch Dressing, Mustard... anything else besides Miracle Wip or Mayo. Yuck.

 

They both smell like ass (like Digit said) and taste like ass.

 

Never in my life will I ever eat it.

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I don't like either, but if I had to choose, it's mayo. You can actually make your own homemade mayo pretty easily through just a few simple, all-organic ingredients. Miracle Whip is a bunch of hazardous chemicals in a tub (including high-fructose corn syrup) that deserves to be condemned.

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Eh, I really don't use mayo much if ever, but I certainly don't use miracle whip. That stuff is just bad in many ways, it's a bunch of synthetic chemicals, and I just don't even trust eating it.

 

So if I had to use one, I'd go with mayo, atleast it's mostly natural.

 

Honestly I don't use either. I'm to bland for that. I eat most stuff plain lol.


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 I love mayo. And I actually accidentally tasted and instantly loved it. Got a sandwich somewhere I forgot and I forgot to ask for them to take the mayo off of it because I thought it was gross. So I bit into the sandwich and just freaking devoured the thing after knowing the taste of mayo  :wub:.

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