You wake up in the middle of Ponyville...

[Bella_Faus 35]

Probably go to Twilight Sparkle's library...oh wait the Library blew up...Anyways, I'll go to Twilight's Castle. Get a house. Join the crusaders, assuming I don't have a cutie mark. Then get a cutie mark and live happily ever after!!!!! 

[Fractured 2,684]

I wouldn't die, I just don't feel like it'd be fun living in Equestria without being a pony. I'd be like a living museum or something.

You can indeed be a pony, courtesy of one purple book loving unicorn, but the rules would still apply, at least for a week.

 

Probably go to Twilight Sparkle's library...oh wait the Library blew up...Anyways, I'll go to Twilight's Castle. Get a house. Join the crusaders, assuming I don't have a cutie mark. Then get a cutie mark and live happily ever after!!!!! 

Everything effects you much the same way it would a normal human being...joining the crusaders seems like a quick way to an early grave. o.O

[Bella_Faus 35]

You can indeed be a pony, courtesy of one purple book loving unicorn, but the rules would still apply, at least for a week.

 

Everything effects you much the same way it would a normal human being...joining the crusaders seems like a quick way to an early grave. o.O

Well, I'll be friends with them then. They're awesome! 

[sasuke 328]

GO FIND THE CMC THEN SNUGGLE  THEM TO DEATH.

[Kyuubi 3]

Probably try to get as far away from Ponyville as quickly as possible as to avoid Rainbow Dash, as she would probably accidentally kill me within the first hour if I was not careful, probably going to Fluttershy's house as I am least likely to die there. I'd then request Fluttershy take me to Twilight, so that she can help me survive without having to stay on the outskirts of the town.

[MilesTheLunar 67]

Throw a splash potion of slowness at Lyra.

HIDE. Seriously, exploding pink ponies are commonplace here. No amount of wish fulfillment is worth being in point blank range of a pinkie pie party.

[Singe 2,111]

It's a real world; the only thing different is that you lack cartoon humor, so i'd pay attention to Pinkie very closely;falling objects will indeed put you in the hospital, at the least. All of the other things that might cause issues are handwaved by god work normally.

 

Well then in that case. I guess could work out fine if you can see them, unless...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1IKioDLEh8

[Deathstroke 1,564]

Well, I may not operate by cartoon world logic, but I operate by Warhammer 40k logic. Meaning Rainbow Dash will explode should she hit my ceramite armor, spikes fire breath does nothing to me in my bezerk in the quest to please the blood god.

 

 

For I have become Lincoln Park, ruler of the edge.

 

WE_Berserker.jpg

 

"All they heard was screaming princess, we don't know what happened. All the reports say is 'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, EDGINESS FOR THE EDGE THRONE!' We have no further contact with the hamlet princess"

 

 

 

But other than pledging myself to the blood god, I would most likely try to find Twilight or Fluttershy. If anyone is going to help out a alien suddenly trapped in pony land, it is going to be those two.

For our god emperor! Right brother?

[Owlgal 15]

I would go to see applejack and tell her my problem. Then I would get tons of apple treats! 

[Sugar Cube 4,843]

This thread appears to be related to the My Little Pony franchise and/or the Bronydom in general. Thus, it has been sentenced to Sugarcube Corner.

[-:Fluttershy:- 90]

-Dawn of the First Day-

-168 Hours Remain-

(Muffins if you tell me where that's from!)

 

I go to Twilys house, wake her up and explain the situation. Dun.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

first thing I would do is look around amazed

If i'm human then I would befriend Fluttershy and live the life of a Ponyville cictizen

if i'm a pony I would follow the same path my OC took learn Ice magic and become a mercenary

[Magnum Flare 553]

First order of business : Go to Lyra

Second : Go to Twilight, introducing yourselves to be an intelligent creature called human.

Third : Get Twilight to introduce you to everyone else.

 

What you do is up to you after that.

[Ribbonfree 2,383]

I die without ever realizing that I was still that fragile, probably. It wouldn't be obvious from the get go, now would it?

[Stone Cold Applejack 381]

I'd probably wonder more of how I got there. Then try and find Applejack.

[IceeBrony 251]

-Dawn of the First Day-

-168 Hours Remain-

(Muffins if you tell me where that's from!)

 

I go to Twilys house, wake her up and explain the situation. Dun.

Would that be Majora's Mask?

 

Twily would be excited and confused, but she'd give the best chance on survival.

[-:Fluttershy:- 90]

Would that be Majora's Mask?

 

Twily would be excited and confused, but she'd give the best chance on survival.

Ding ding ding! It is indeed Majora! My favourite LoZ game! Your muffins will be delivered shortly.

[IceeBrony 251]

Ding ding ding! It is indeed Majora! My favourite LoZ game! Your muffins will be delivered shortly.

Yay! I get muffins!

 

Which reminds me... Probably a good idea to avoid certain ponies if trying to survive. Let's make a list:

Derpy, Pinkie, Lyra, CMC. 

Not that they are bad, just dangerously exuberant. Who else?

[Cyan Blue 946]

Have Rarity or Twilight turn me into a pony, done.

[ShadowPirateX 600]

So, I'm in the same world as Discord and I have no cartoon immunity...

I had a good life...