Whatever your left hand is touching

[I_wesley125 393]

Is now made of diamonds.

How screwed are you?

[Shankveld 4,946]

my leg,

I'm not screwed. I'm rich and a pirate ! ~

[ThePlantsOfDistraction 56]

Oh no...

[Crazy Misty 653]

Guess they are really my jewels now.

 

[Chigens and Kay 3,831]

Diamond....TIARA!?!?

 

In all seriousness, my PSP is in my left hand...

[FLARE 951]

I have my fist clutched, my left hand is touching my left hand, and nothing else,

 

am I diamonds or is my hand diamonds?

[Flow 1,619]

My bed, so valuable, they'll have to take me too when I'm asleep on it XD

[Vicke 3,187]

My computer.

But why whould i be screwed?

I just made milions of dollars thanks to this.

[PlNKlE PIE 363]

This bottle will be worth fortunes.

 

Darn, I was eager to finish the imitation tea inside it, too...

[Skye Starlight 223]

My brothers laptop... Boy would he be happy... I was touching the mouse-pad...

[Heartstrings 102]

My hair. It'll grow back and I can sell some diamonds, not bad.

[Shankveld 4,946]

Guess they are really my jewels now.

 

[Zalgo 593]

NSFW

[S.M.S. 8]

http-~~-//youtu.be/v3cRWJcZjW4

 

what episode?

 

edit: i know now :3

Edited March 27, 2012 by daring

[Jadefire 2,796]

Dang it, someone beat me to the family jewels joke. <..<

[halcyonharlot 372]

noooo that was my favorite boob :C

[Senor Citizen 516]

Diamond PUNCH!

[ZomBrony 347]

I use both hands for typing, uh oh, wait a minute, Diamond Laptop? AWESOME! I also lean on my left hand whilst reading through the forums and I've mooved the chair a few times, I've also had a few pops and some sweets, so Diamond Laptop, I'm made of diamond, Diamond Chair, Diamond Pop Cans, Diamond Jujubes, Peach Candies, and Peanuts.

 

Eeyup, life is pretty sweet

[Pinkazoid 3,493]

**quickly moves hand to keyboard**

......

[Marshmallow 1,134]

My hair...

Well fuck

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

˙ǝlqɐʇ ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʇɟıɥsǝʞɐɯ ɐ sɐ ƃuısn ʎlʇuǝɹɹnɔ ɯ,I ʇɐɥʇ ɹıɐɥɔ ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ɹoɟ ʇsǝɹpuɐɥ ǝɥ┴

[ZomBrony 347]

OK let me recall what I've touched: Bed, Laptop, PS3, Supper, Pop, Laptop (again), and my mouse (obviously), so even more diamonds then last time, if there were real we'd be filthy rich

[Mephala 2,633]

Carpet.

I'M RICHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Dany Heatley 160]

Carpet.

 

I'm intrigued

[Azura 1,107]

My hand is currently laying on my Razer Blackwidow Ultimate Keyboard on the WASD keys as usual and ready for gaming.

 

Off-Topic: As much as I'd like to use this layout for this forum I can't due to the fact that SOMEONE has decided to flip all the posts upside down so I guess I'll have to use the boring layout.