How (if at all) clumsy are you?

[spits 71]

I only seem to get clumsy when I lack sleep and am very tired, or I have something heavy on my mind.  I'd maybe trip over something.  But usually I'm pretty good to watch out when I'm walking or doing things.

[Eternal Night 61]

So clumsy on job applications when they ask for strengths and weaknesses I put down clumsiness as a sort of warning.

[Wicked Funky 2,955]

Im kinda clumsy, i often walk in to stuff and fall over And thats not a good thing when you live in a country where evry inch of the ground is coverd in extreamly slippery ice :3

[Iiznocannon45 46]

Somedays, when I push one thing over, I do it for the whole day. Kind of sucks.

[GearheadWilliams 64]

I'm as clumsy, butterfingered, and potato-sack-with-extremities-ish as a sentient; living organism can possibly be.

[Hashi 323]

Depends if im paying attention or not.
If not? I would probably walk into the wall and break it.
If I was? i.e public.
Ninjaness 

[VinylWubs 1,252]

I am a tiny bit clumsy I dropped my moms phone once but luckily It wasn't broken

[CuriousPony 157]

I have cat-like reflexes. 

 

Meaning oftentimes I'm very agile and graceful, but when I have a klutz moment, I REALLY have a klutz moment, and everyone else thinks it's hilarious. 

 

But I'm pretty good at landing on my feet most of the time. 

[Magic Note 2,748]

I am a bit clumsy at times. Some days, I'm not clumsy at all. Other days, I'm so much of a klutz that it's unusual.

[Kurael 43]

If I am really bored I can be a bit clumsy but I am really agile most of the times.

[chefmac 100]

I'm not clumsy, the floor hates me, tables and chairs are jerks, and the walls are in my face

[Shark Woona 169]

I walked down my hallway and broke the wall with my knee. I'm also fighting the stairs for walking rights, but it seems to be winning.

[KatonRyu 1,033]

There exist 3000 year old mummies who are more deft than I am. I'm a horrible klutz and I will find a way to break even the most robust things. This does not come in handy when I have to put in miniature screws or anything else that requires subtlety. Also don't ask me to carry heavy objects. I have the strength to do it, sure, but don't expect them to survive the trip.

 

On a plus side, given a manual I can build anything you give me.

 

EDIT: Oh, and I tried fencing foil some months ago; it snapped like a twig. Even my more robust epee blades break frequently. I fence like a raging bull. Sadly it doesn't do me much good.

Edited January 29, 2015 by KatonRyu

[FeatherNight 35]

For a fat white girl, I'm surprisingly very graceful.

 

I do have my moments though.

[Tual 152]

I'm extremely clumsy, and extremely accident prone. Yet, I'm also very nimble and agile. 

 

 

I sure love when I trip on flat surfaces. 

[True Rarity 1,240]

Goodness gracious man alive; I am clumsy!

 

Okay, not THAT clumsy, but I used to be very clumsy. I take after my mother, you see.

 

I'd be holding something in my hands; perfectly fine; and suddenly I would drop it involuntarily. It's bad.

 

Now, I have a friend who twisted her ankle really bad... by walking. And the last time I was at her house, she stubbed the same toe in the same place at least five times.

[Po-Nonimous 583]

I was very clumsy when I was a boy, always bumping into things, knocking things over, tripping over the smallest things. Martial Arts changed all that for me. Now I'm graceful as a cat! (I always encourage people to take up some kind of Martial Art clumsy or not. It builds confidence, self awareness and makes you strong. I highly recommend it.)

[Splashee 28,564]

I have never made a mistake in my entire life. I am not clumsy

[Pandora 38,047]

as clumsy as i can be! i always come home with bruises from bumping into things!

[TBD 17,254]

I'm not clumsy but I can be a bit "clumsy minded" something. My attention span isn't that swell. 

[DubWolf 17,263]

I’m rather clumsy minded more than physically clumsy.

[Savy 5,077]

Ehh, I'm kinda clumsy.

I always get bruises and stuff from bumping into things or falling.

[Stone Cold Steve Jobs 22,440]

I’m a huge klutz. I bump into everything and everyone around me and am basically a walking train wreck.

 I am honestly surprised I haven’t bumped into any of my friends here, even though we haven’t met. I’ll find a way to do that online too.

[Lucky Bolt 35,063]

I am a super klutz lol. But...I can be the complete opposite if I wanna be. I also have the attention span of a goldfish so there's that too....

[Envy 6,162]

It's a good thing I always have to wear footwear now because otherwise I would be stubbing my toes a couple of times a day at this point. =/