What 3 items would it take to summon you?

[Ms.Chaos 8]

Being interrupted out of the blue just to do someones bidding

would be kinda annoying. Although I wouldn't mind coming if they had these 3 items:

 

1.A few usb thumb drives (at least 8gb)

 

2.BuckyBall Magnets

 

3.10 boxes of Twinkies

 

The reason they would be summoning me is

to help them study the human race. This

is another universe we're talking about after all.

[The Real Minty <3 217]

Thing 1: Your Cash, Credit, or Debit Card

Thing 2: Pancakes

Thing 3: 50 cal

 

To summon me the Pancakes must be blueberry and have the Syrup of the Gods on it (glhf)

 

first you must draw a triangle and set the pancakes in the middle, once you pour the Syrup of the God's on the Pancakes I will arrive, In order for me to stay longer I must be given the 50 cal and the Money.

 

Once I am given specified items as payment I will use the butt end of the gun as a club and knock you out, then take the pancakes and bill your card.

Thanks for summoning your saviour, DJ Senpai.

 

Do you see where im coming from here

Edited April 14, 2015 by xxXX_SaturnMlg_XXxx

[Mr. Right 115]

1. Draw a circular symbol with a triangle inside it on the ground with chalk shreds.

2. Put a large speaker on each corner of the triangle

3. Play a hardcore dubstep

 

And then, I will spawn right in the middle of the symbol.

[Catsle 604]

A cowboy hat or boots (I'm Texan)

A Game Contoller (Gamer)

Last of all, A glass of sweet tea (My favorite drink)

[Scrubbed user 3,415]

• McLaren 650S

• Some pizza

P90 with lots of ammo

[Steel Accord 6,658]

A movie or book who's story is very idealistic (Daring Do, the Lord of the Rings, Pacific Rim, Power Ponies etc.), some kind of religious item such as a pendent, prayer beads, or a totem, and a can of coca cola.

 

. . . . What? It's my only vice.    

 

They would probably summon me for obscure lore or to seek my opinion on a matter. I can claim this with an air of certainty because that's exactly what my brother calls me for, it's either 90's animation arcana or what I think about something in video game story and philosophy.

[Saroth 102]

- An Asus RoG Laptop

- A bag of potato chips

- A can of soda

[Omega Centauri 316]

-A bottle of spirits (preferably whiskey or vodka)

-An electric guitar

-A straightjacket.

 

One item for each of my main personalities. They must be arranged in a triangle on the ground; and the way they are arranged determines which personality will be the dominant one for the duration of the summoning.

Edited April 16, 2015 by Omega Centauri

[Professor Annabella 330]

-Food

 

-Food

 

-Food

 

Wait, I ran out of things... uh...

 

-Food

 

-Boy with abs

 

-THE SOULS OF MY ENEMIES 

[DemonicBox 58]

A PS4 console installed with a bunch of games

A box

 

A gaming PC

 

 

 

Summon me if you want a Possessed Box to play Video games with yee

Edited April 16, 2015 by DemonicBox

[Fire Bon 22]

One Eye of disappointment, an offering of ambrosia and 20$ (USD)

[Ricebug 555]

-Banana nut muffin

-Derpy hooves

-And my laptop X3

[Midnight Gaze 131]

1. My dream dress

2. An exceptional cosplay outfit

3. Internet connection

[Edward Kenway 27]

1. Julian Casablancas' hair feather [Phrazes era]
2. Tadashi's Hat
3. Lola Lovesu [a fursuit of them would do]

The ponies must be arguing on who's best pony again >>

Edited April 19, 2015 by Peppermint Harmony

[NotoriousSMALL 1,984]

- A cream cheese danish

- Equestria Girls Rainbow Rocks DVD, case included

- An american flag, folded perfectly

[Canary Yellow 85]

1. a fox

2. mcdonald's

3. giant plushie of my oc. XD

[LittleMac 3,084]

1. Bacon

 

2. My Fluttershy plushy :3

 

3. Johnny Depp

[Pinkieandsuch 38]

1. Pixie Sticks

 

2. Fez Hat

 

3. T206 Honus Wagner Baseball card

 

I really dont know why they would want to summon me.

[Omar 692]

This should be sufficient. Though this isn't really three items...

[Lunia 332]

-Sword of Greyskull

-Assassin's creed outfit

-This song playing in the background

 

 

 

Then their you go and help you kill a dragon or sell cotton candy. 

Edited May 5, 2015 by Lunia

[colt_following 169]

bass 

piano

drum(kit)

 

 

i'd be summoned to do some wicked improv soloing over a blues progression in F

[silvadel 1,393]

I do not like the idea of compulsions. 

 

If it were ponies and only ponies and they needed me for something, then it wouldn't need to be under your rules.  They could call me willingly, but I wouldn't necessarily obey ANY order, and I wouldn't necessarily willingly leave.

[EpicEnergy 22,074]

- Moutain Dew

- video game

- dubstep/heavy metal music

[Splashee 28,537]

• Good art
• Good music
• Cute smile

[Evil Pink One 12,972]

Seggs 

Free pizza 

And luck.

If one of them is missing, it won't work.