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They'd probably summon me because they wanted someone to cheer them up.... Or because someone wanted to learn how to voice act, or if they wanted me to draw something for them....  :dash:  I think? I'd be happy to help!

To summon me, they'd need:

- Deer

- Sour cream&Onion Pringles

- Steven Universe

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1. A working typewriter with a few thingies of ink

2. A genuine leather jacket, the roomy kind that fits anyone forever and is kinda worn already

3. Airplane tickets to Baltimore and back for BronyCon 2015

 

Now that would be a pretty sweet gig.

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1) A well tuned, clean and cared for guitar.

 

2) Since it's a summoning, gothic music would need to be played. Bach's Tocatta and Fugue, Paradise Lost, Cradle of Filth, Fields of the Nephilim...

 

3) A mug of really, really fine coffee.

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Now they're having the Penguin Apocalypse................My Work is Never Done..................

 

-A Pumpkin Spice latte

 

-An Original White Album

 

-An Actual Happy Ending to an East Enders Christmas Special

 

I stop the Penguin Apocalypse...............but steal all their COFFEE shops................8D 

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1)  A mandragora root.

 

2) A tuft of phoenix down.

 

3) The skull of a demon who died in the grip of a powerful rage.

 

Bonus: after placing said items in the circle, the summoner must recite the following incantation:

 

"Hullabaloo and howdeedoo!

Musty prawns and timbucktoo!

Yeltzeebye and pippity-poo!

Kick 'em in the dishpan, hoo, hoo, hoo!"

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a Disney item, a Nintendo item and a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic item.

 

They all represent my hobbies and compel me to come because of how all items grab my attention without fail.

 

Reason for Summoning me: if it's a Disney, Nintendo, or MLP:FiM-related problem. With my belief in Disney Magic, Nintendo-playing skills, and vast knowledge of MLP:FiM, I'll do everything in my power to aid the summoner.

 

I would like to add that I can also be summoned using food: just lay down a 3 bowls: one of strawberries, one of carrots, and most importantly, one of pasta, and I'll appear as soon as that pasta is laid down on the summoning circle ready to gobble all 3 bowls up!

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1. a doll of Isabella from Phineas and Ferb.

 

2. a laptop

 

3. a multi dimensional teleportation device.

 

As for the reason why, I do whatever they want in exchange for the three items.

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1) A well tuned, clean and cared for guitar.

 

2) Since it's a summoning, gothic music would need to be played. Bach's Tocatta and Fugue, Paradise Lost, Cradle of Filth, Fields of the Nephilim...

 

3) A mug of really, really fine coffee.

I like the way you think. If they add a cajon and a promise of more fine coffee, we can make this a package deal.

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I like the way you think. If they add a cajon and a promise of more fine coffee, we can make this a package deal.

That's fine by me :3  Best summoning evar

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Summoning jam session for the win. Now we just need a keyboard player who loves good coffee.

 

We'll be the Ritual Roaster Riffers, featuring such songs as "Fallen Freebird" and "Devil Went Down to Oakland Because They Have Amazing Coffee Shops and a Great Music Scene".

 

P.S. Don't let me think of the names it's a bad idea.

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  • 3 weeks later...

Hm. Interesting!

 

- smartphone with unlimited 3G so I could skype all the friends still!

- Plushie of some sort so I could cuddle :D

- A drawing book! Could be empty, could be filled. Either is fine :D

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