ASK CAPS LOCK PONY [Language Warning!]

[PlNKlE PIE 364]

Dear Capslock Pony,

  On 2011-11-27 at 3:23 PM, 'Viscra Maelstrom' said:

P.S.

I AM FUCKING PINKIE PIE

SURPRISED?

 

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET YOUR ASS OFF IMPERSONATING ME, YOU FILTHY CAPITALIST?

[KBz 499]

WHY IS EVERYONE F***ING USING THE CANTERLOT VOICE ALL OF A SUDDEN?!

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

  On 2011-11-27 at 3:27 PM, 'ProjectRKA' said:

Rofl, that shit was hillarious xDDDD

 

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY "ASK [iNSERT SOMETHING HERE] QUESTIONS" THINGIES AROUND HERE !?

 

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SHIT BE FUCKING TRENDY, YO.

 

  On 2011-11-27 at 3:40 PM, 'NeverNeverland' said:

WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE DREADLOCKS OR HAVE A SHINY FUCKING CHROMEDOME LIKE ME?!!?

 

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I

DON'T KNOW WHAT A SHINY FUCKING CHROMEDOME IS.

WHAT IS A SHINY FUCKING CHROMEDOME?

 

  On 2011-11-27 at 3:58 PM, 'Pinkie Pie' said:

Dear Capslock Pony,

 

WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU GET YOUR ASS OFF IMPERSONATING ME, YOU FILTHY CAPITALIST?

 

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WELL, PINKIE PIE.

YOU FUCKING SEE, I SUFFER FROM FUCKING MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER.

I AM VISCRA MAELSTROM, FUCKING CAPS LOCK PONY, AND NOW PINKIE PIE

NOW IF YOU FUCKING EXCUSE ME, I'M GOING TO BOUNCE AROUND ALL THE FUCKING PLACE WHILST MAKING FUCKING CUPCAKES.

BITCHES LOVE THEM FUCKING CUPCAKES.

 

  On 2011-11-27 at 4:59 PM, 'CRE (Anisakis185)' said:

WHY IS EVERYONE F***ING USING THE CANTERLOT VOICE ALL OF A SUDDEN?!

 

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IT'S THE NEW FUCKING TREND, MY LITTLE BRONY.

DEAL WITH IT

Edited November 29, 2020 by Viscra Maelstrom

[KBz 499]

Viscra Maelstrom, Y U SO F***ING AWESOME?!

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

SHINY CHROMEDOME = BEING REALLY BALD! WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE FUCKING DREADLOCKS OR BE FUCKING BALD?!?!

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Are you fucking Neil Armstrong too?

 

 

 

 

 

 

[(insert username) 53]

How do you feel about holding down the SHIFT key?

Edited November 27, 2011 by (insert username)

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

  On 2011-11-27 at 5:51 PM, 'CRE (Anisakis185)' said:

Viscra Maelstrom, Y U SO F***ING AWESOME?!

 

BECAUSE MY FUCKING BODY HAS FUCKING AWESOME FUCKING PATTERNS

BITCHES LOVE THEM FUCKING AWESOME FUCKING PATTERNS

 

  On 2011-11-27 at 5:58 PM, 'NeverNeverland' said:

SHINY CHROMEDOME = BEING REALLY BALD! WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE FUCKING DREADLOCKS OR BE FUCKING BALD?!?!

 

WHAT DOES IT FUCKING MEAN TO BE FUCKING BALD? I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA.

 

  On 2011-11-27 at 9:07 PM, 'Feather Spiral' said:

Are you fucking Neil Armstrong too?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DAMN RIGHT I FUCKING AM, MY LITTLE BRONIES.

THE REAL FUCKING NEIL ARMSTRONG IS CURRENTLY IN MY FUCKING BASEMENT

 

  On 2011-11-27 at 9:22 PM, '(insert username)' said:

How do you feel about holding down the SHIFT key?

 

WHAT THE LIVING FUCKING EPITOME OF A FUCK GOING THROUGH A FUCKING MENSTRUATION IS A FUCKING SHIFT KEY?

[KBz 499]

I'm out of this. Back to my shy self.

[Pinkie Prectar 43]

AAARGH!

 

[Zoop 8,384]

Tell us a story, Caps Lock Pony.

[Crispy 5,563]

  On 2011-11-28 at 11:11 AM, 'Zoop' said:

Tell us a story, Caps Lock Pony.

 

*sits Indian style on a carpet square*

 

Please do, Caps Lock.

[FLARE 952]

WHERE AM I?

HOW DID I GET HERE?

WHO BROKE MY CAPS LOCK KEY?

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

  On 2011-11-27 at 9:37 PM, 'CRE (Anisakis185)' said:

I'm out of this. Back to my shy self.

 

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AWWW. I'M FWUCKING SOWWY, DID I FWUCKING HWURT YOUR FWUCKING FEEWINGS? 3:

 

  On 2011-11-28 at 6:10 AM, 'Pinkie Prectar' said:

AAARGH!

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPn55V7fONE&feature=player_embedded

 

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IT'S QUITE FUCKING OBVIOUS AS TO FUCKING WHAT WE'RE FUCKING YELLING AT.

FUCKING

OATMEAL.

Edited November 29, 2020 by Viscra Maelstrom

[Zoop 8,384]

Damn yo.

[Crispy 5,563]

  On 2011-11-29 at 11:26 AM, 'Viscra Maelstrom' said:

AWWW. I'M FWUCKING SOWWY, DID I FWUCKING HWURT YOUR FWUCKING FEEWINGS? 3:

 

That's like... a life motto.

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

FUCKING CAPS LOCK PONY

 

 

IS IN

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Dear Caps LOck Pony,

I'd definitely clop to that cutie mark, if you allow me.

[Luigi495 49]

Do you want to reply to my "Ask Coolie" topic?

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

HI MY LITTLE BRONIES. TIME TO REVIVE THIS FUCKING SHIT, AM I FUCKING RIGHT?

 

  On 2011-12-04 at 8:44 PM, 'Luigi495' said:

Do you want to reply to my "Ask Coolie" topic?

 

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WILL IT MAKE YOU FUCKING HAPPY IF I FUCKING DO REPLY TO YOUR FUCKING TOPIC?

Edited November 29, 2020 by Viscra Maelstrom

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Dear CLOP,

 

Could you convince Viscra to let me out of his dungeon so I can be your bitch for a while? Alternately, if he gets jealous, I'll go with both of us being your hoes.

 

 

PS: I think the poster below me meant "ponigamy".

Edited December 17, 2011 by Feather Spiral

[TomokoKuroki 1,707]

What are your thoughts on poligamy?

Edited December 17, 2011 by Hayze

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

  On 2011-12-17 at 11:24 AM, 'Feather Spiral' said:

Dear CLOP,

 

Could you convince Viscra to let me out of his dungeon so I can be your bitch for a while? Alternately, if he gets jealous, I'll go with both of us being your hoes.

 

 

PS: I think the poster below me meant "ponigamy".

 

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DEAR FEATHER SPIRAL

IF YOU ARE BEGGING ME TO BE MY FUCKING BITCH

YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING FAR

 

I'LL SEE YOU AT THIS ADDRESS.

BRING GEAR, BITCH.

Edited November 29, 2020 by Viscra Maelstrom

[Robojot 152]

is this you allcaps pony

[Crispy 5,563]

Caps Lock Pony, why don't you love me anymore?