azbat 305 August 7, 2017 Share August 7, 2017 Who does Celestia think she is? Vince McMahon? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Piranha 29,412 August 8, 2017 Share August 8, 2017 12 hours ago, KillerKingBakudan said: But because you're a first-time offender, Celestia makes you an offer. If you want to avoid prison time, you'll have to kiss her butt in front of every pony in Canterlot. Yes, I do mean that literally. And that's both cheeks, for no less than one minute. If you decide to go through with it, it will become front page news first thing in the morning. And every pony WILL remember you as the bum who kissed the Princess' royal ass to avoid punishment. You'll be Equestria's biggest laughing stock for generations, and no matter how hard you try, the chances of you making any new friends will be slim to nil. OK, so in order to avoid prison, I have to literally kiss one of the sexiest pony butts in existence? Being a laughing stock for that sounds more like praise and accomplishment 4 Sig by Discords Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goat-kun 2,527 August 8, 2017 Share August 8, 2017 Brb, doing naughty villain stuff ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foxy Socks 2,599 August 8, 2017 Share August 8, 2017 (edited) Well, um given the options... Okay I'll be honest even without them I'd probably do it. However I'd much prefer if it was Luna instead. Edited August 8, 2017 by Foxy Socks My OC: https://mlpforums.com/page/roleplay-characters/_/foxy-socks-r9861 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lua 106 August 8, 2017 Share August 8, 2017 Nah, rather not publicly humiliate myself. no alarms, and no surprises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirage 24,747 August 8, 2017 Share August 8, 2017 11 minutes ago, Gameground said: Nah, rather not publicly humiliate myself. Kiss the sun and feel free again! 1 “Remember that when you leave this earth, you can take with you nothing you have received--only what you have given.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerKingBakudan 702 August 8, 2017 Author Share August 8, 2017 11 hours ago, Tilgoreth said: Since when is kissing a white hot ass a punishment? Also there would have to be at least one pervert who looked at you as a hero. So yeah win-win. 8 hours ago, EquestriaGuy said: this is supposed to be a punishment? 3 hours ago, Steve Piranha said: OK, so in order to avoid prison, I have to literally kiss one of the sexiest pony butts in existence? Being a laughing stock for that sounds more like praise and accomplishment If she senses you're actually enjoying it, you'd better believe she'll blow a wet fart right in your face. Maybe something else will come out by accident..... 1 No questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deae Rising Shine~ 54,788 August 8, 2017 Share August 8, 2017 Beeing in prisonand rot therefor who knowslongwith no chance after back to life or kissing royal pony butt, even iffartsexcit and beeing laughed but freeat least. I'm here for my freedom, princess. Legends never die. Ponies neither. Rainbow Dash is best pony! Ava made by Pandora^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Dream 9,525 August 8, 2017 Share August 8, 2017 If I'm willing to answer this question here on this public forum, that's just proof that I don't have any problem with surrendering my dignity. And many of the ponies around might consider such intimate contact with the princess more of a trophy than a source of humiliation. Yeah, I'd kiss it, I'm sure pony prisons are much better suited to reforming than human prisons are, but I'll be honest, I'm not good with captivity of any kind, it really messes with my head. So, one minute of kissing, I can go home and gargle and my life is my own again. I can live with that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminance 2,186 August 8, 2017 Share August 8, 2017 This thread is probably the most original thread I ever stumbled upon...hehe. Kiss for freedom?! Sure, I'll kiss her glorious sun bathe flanks, appropriately of course for freedom. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Techno Universal 2,575 August 8, 2017 Share August 8, 2017 Okay why don't I kiss her! Anyways I never really care about being the biggest laughing stock as I'll pretty much be joking around about it and making fun of being a massive laughing stock! 1 Message from UNIT: UBC-001 (Original image used made by @chaosprincess signature composed by @Kyoshi) My theory of MLP OC: Techno Universal ask me!: Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZethaPonderer 2,199 August 8, 2017 Share August 8, 2017 To quote Jontron from his video Disney Bootlegs which I made my own spin, "Kiss... Celestia's... Pony Butt What?" I rather serve in prison for all eternity suffering and becoming a martyr for ponies that are against Celestia's reign of tyranny then to kiss her pasty millennia year old horse butt. Or better yet, SHE should kiss my butt cheeks as a sign of Humility on her end. I don't care if she's Royalty. I will NOT butt kiss Celestia. I will NOT praise the Sun that is under control by the one known as Celestia. The Sun is a victim alongside the Moon and they should all be under no-pony's control. Set the Sun and Moon of Equestria Free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsoon 1,662 August 8, 2017 Share August 8, 2017 I would just escape to avoid the sentence if I couldn't escape I still wouldn't do it 1 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yumekai 735 August 8, 2017 Share August 8, 2017 Yea, but i'd go to my local shop and get some mouthwash, floss, and a tooth brush... I don't know where it's been 2 Ask me or Denshi anything Avatar made by Prophet Signature made by Kyoshi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bricks_Ahoy 860 August 8, 2017 Share August 8, 2017 I wouldn't publicly humiliate myself. So, NO, I would much rather be in prison, than do that kind of crap (see what I did there). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clod 8,294 August 8, 2017 Share August 8, 2017 By the title, I'd say yes if not in the middle. But then you gave your description. No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrubbed user 3,416 August 8, 2017 Share August 8, 2017 14 hours ago, KillerKingBakudan said: If she senses you're actually enjoying it, you'd better believe she'll blow a wet fart right in your face. Maybe something else will come out by accident..... Well, I didn't want to read that in any context. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krashface 534 August 8, 2017 Share August 8, 2017 Just now, Vulon Bii said: Well, I didn't want to read that in any context. 1 RP character: Dragonslayer Rockshield Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meeps 297 August 9, 2017 Share August 9, 2017 On 8/7/2017 at 7:14 AM, Kyoshi said: This is an odd question with weirdly specific details. On 8/7/2017 at 11:43 AM, Tilgoreth said: Also there would have to be at least one pervert who looked at you as a hero. On 8/7/2017 at 8:54 AM, GrimGrimoire said: Every time I think I have hit bottom with the absurdity of some of these threads... someone throws me a shovel. Oh well.... WTF is my only thought in response to this question. I almost replied, but everyone else kind of did it instead. Thanks, guys... I'm seeing myself out of this one, lol. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunshineFlow 43 August 9, 2017 Share August 9, 2017 Is it on the flank or between. Because that would be illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerKingBakudan 702 August 10, 2017 Author Share August 10, 2017 9 hours ago, SunshineFlow said: Is it on the flank or between. Because that would be illegal. Not if she's the law of the land, and she's the one telling you to do it. No questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZethaPonderer 2,199 August 10, 2017 Share August 10, 2017 3 hours ago, KillerKingBakudan said: Not if she's the law of the land, and she's the one telling you to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SunshineFlow 43 August 10, 2017 Share August 10, 2017 4 hours ago, KillerKingBakudan said: Not if she's the law of the land, and she's the one telling you to do it. But in my world we go to jail for that : 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FluffyGoat13 375 August 12, 2017 Share August 12, 2017 Considering the worst crime I'd ever be able to commit is worth nothing in jail time, nah. It would be time inefficient. It would take longer to organise all the spectators than it would for me to serve jail time. Like seriously, stealing a balloon on free balloon day is about as far as I'd go criminally in Equestria, unless I had good reason of course. 1 "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Douglass Adams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillerKingBakudan 702 August 12, 2017 Author Share August 12, 2017 Just now, FluffyGoat13 said: Considering the worst crime I'd ever be able to commit is worth nothing in jail time, nah. It would be time inefficient. It would take longer to organise all the spectators than it would for me to serve jail time. Like seriously, stealing a balloon on free balloon day is about as far as I'd go criminally in Equestria, unless I had good reason of course. I'll just repost this from the OP. You're convicted of a felony in Equestria (regardless if you actually did it or not)... You're about to get jail time for a crime you didn't commit. Celestia doesn't know you're really innocent, and she doesn't care. No questions asked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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