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[Duality 10,738]

49 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

*metaphysically gives you teh sermunz*

"There, hand carved in excruciating detail!"

but wat that no how metaphysics work

49 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

*gives big bear hug* :3

NOOOO NOT WANT BEAR HUG WANT TIGGZHUG

50 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Nu.

Mine.

but want tho

51 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Yeah, was a huge fan of Spidey back in the day, used to go around pretending to swing from building to building and stuff. My favorite superhero, man.

A Tigger plush would be awesome to have as well. Put it right next to the Spidey plush.

that's so cuuuuuuuuute ~ 

53 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

About three days.

Fun, huh?

1 hour ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Pone:

  Reveal hidden contents

Pity Shaadorian didn't make many like that one.

1 hour ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Non-pone:

  Reveal hidden contents

Is that a subtle Spidey insinuation I see there?

 

 

 

 

If you had the superpower of telekinetically hitting people with an object, what would that object be?

If you could have a single pocket-sized pony in real life, which one would you choose, if any?

What is the single most physically painful event you've ever experienced?

What is the most interesting pattern you've ever seen?

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17 minutes ago, Duality said:

but wat that no how metaphysics work

Too bad, that's what you got.

 

17 minutes ago, Duality said:

NOOOO NOT WANT BEAR HUG WANT TIGGZHUG

Fine den.

 

18 minutes ago, Duality said:

but want tho

Hey, stop it. No no. No be sad puddle.

 

19 minutes ago, Duality said:

that's so cuuuuuuuuute ~ 

stahp 

 

19 minutes ago, Duality said:

Fun, huh?

Not at all. Never again.

 

42 minutes ago, Duality said:

Is that a subtle Spidey insinuation I see there?

Not subtle at all, honestly.

 

42 minutes ago, Duality said:

If you had the superpower of telekinetically hitting people with an object, what would that object be?

A squeaky hammer toy.

Because why not.

 

43 minutes ago, Duality said:

If you could have a single pocket-sized pony in real life, which one would you choose, if any?

OuO Twi.

Or maybe Derpy, both are bound to be tons of fun. Would feel bad about harboring a sapient creature and treating them like a pet, though.

 

44 minutes ago, Duality said:

What is the single most physically painful event you've ever experienced?

Oh god, I once had stomach flu and a massive migraine at the same time. Every time I coughed or sneezed I would feel like my head was about to explode, tack on the effects of the stomach flu and life was living hell for while.

 

47 minutes ago, Duality said:

What is the most interesting pattern you've ever seen?

Multiple intersecting Impossible Triangles. As well as lots of optical illusions that like to play with angles, appear 3D, etc.

Example:

https://imgur.com/5mLOjLM

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15 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

yey

although i feel i should note that i don't look as sweg as that guy hugging the tiger

15 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Hey, stop it. No no. No be sad puddle.

need moar hugz

15 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Not at all. Never again.

'Twas sarcasm.

I can't even pull a single all-nighter, let alone three consecutive.

15 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Would feel bad about harboring a sapient creature and treating them like a pet, though.

Hence the 'if any' loophole in the question.

But adorability outweighs moral ambiguity when it comes to smolhoers, methinks.

 

 

 

 

What's your favourite quote for any and all situations?

What's the time?

How often do you allow yourself to become sleep deprived?

What's the densest item you own?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

7 hours ago, Duality said:

need moar hugz

*hugs some moar*

 

7 hours ago, Duality said:

What's your favourite quote for any and all situations?

Spoiler

lol, not really

 

"Simplify, simplify" - Henry David Thoreau

 

7 hours ago, Duality said:

What's the time?

NOW.

 

7 hours ago, Duality said:

How often do you allow yourself to become sleep deprived?

Far, far too often.

 

7 hours ago, Duality said:

What's the densest item you own?

I suppose the small quartz crystals I have on display.

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5 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

*hugs some moar*

yey

5 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

NOW.

Are you quite sure about that?

6 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

I suppose the small quartz crystals I have on display.

What's the story there?

 

 

 

What's the highest you've ever counted in a single unbroken try?

What's the loudest thing you've ever heard?

What's the longest you've ever slept in one go?

Why is best pony?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 10/18/2017 at 1:11 AM, Duality said:

Are you quite sure about that?

Absolutely. Definitely. 100% positive.

Stop making me question myself, dammit.

 

On 10/18/2017 at 1:11 AM, Duality said:

What's the story there?

Thought they looked nice, souvenirs from museums and such.

 

On 10/18/2017 at 1:11 AM, Duality said:

What's the highest you've ever counted in a single unbroken try?

I think it was like 2,000 or something.

 

On 10/18/2017 at 1:11 AM, Duality said:

What's the loudest thing you've ever heard?

Thunder directly overhead.

 

On 10/18/2017 at 1:11 AM, Duality said:

What's the longest you've ever slept in one go?

Slept through an entire day once. Woke up in the middle of the night.

 

On 10/18/2017 at 1:11 AM, Duality said:

Why is best pony?

Because reasons.

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17 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Absolutely. Definitely. 100% positive.

Stop making me question myself.

I'm not making you question yourself, I'm making you question reality.

Which, if some philosophical schools of thought are to be believed, are effectively equivalent, but I don't subscribe to them myself.

17 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Because reasons.

What sort of reasons? 

 

 

 

 

What do you do most regularly, every week without fail?

What are the most thought-provoking quotes, books, and/or ideas you've ever come across?

What is your favourite colour that isn't one of the primary or secondary colours?

Who is your favourite relative?

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6 hours ago, Duality said:

What sort of reasons? 

The good ol' reasonable kind.

 

6 hours ago, Duality said:

What do you do most regularly, every week without fail?

Hop online and experience the Internet.

Also watch smolhoers.

 

6 hours ago, Duality said:

What are the most thought-provoking quotes, books, and/or ideas you've ever come across?

Well, quotes come and go and I usually don't remember most of them. Usually they're stuff that point out things that I've never thought of before or offer a different viewpoint on a common experience.

The most thought-provoking book I've ever read was entitled Earth Abides, it's about an apocalyptic scenario that explores ideas of how to world would slowly decay and become wild again, and how a small group of humans take it upon themselves to preserve the human race and all its achievements and attempt to rebuild civilization. Not many others that I can think of right now.

I remember taking an Intro to Philosophy class. Needless to say, it was the most thought-provoking class yet that just unleashed a barrage of new ideas to ponder over. I enjoyed that class.

 

6 hours ago, Duality said:

What is your favourite colour that isn't one of the primary or secondary colours?

Yale blue.

 

6 hours ago, Duality said:

Who is your favourite relative?

*points to nearby family member*

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13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

The good ol' reasonable kind.

And what system of reason do you use therein?

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Also watch smolhoers.

Did you just.

 

That's my slang.

I invented it.

I expected better of you than plagiarism, Tigs.

Better of you.

I am greatly offended by this.

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

*points to nearby family member*

Oh, so it must be someone who lives with you.

I'm thinking your mom.

 

 

 

 

Why?

Are you sure about that?

What is the best material for use in making cutlery, in your opinion?

What is the best single gemstone featured in MLP, in your opinion?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 10/21/2017 at 5:28 PM, Duality said:

And what system of reason do you use therein?

The adorable pony kind. Shh, don't question it, just accept. 

 

On 10/21/2017 at 5:28 PM, Duality said:

Did you just.

 

On 10/21/2017 at 5:28 PM, Duality said:

Why?

Because.

 

On 10/21/2017 at 5:28 PM, Duality said:

Are you sure about that?

Yes.

 

On 10/21/2017 at 5:28 PM, Duality said:

What is the best material for use in making cutlery, in your opinion?

Dragon bone.

Preferably enchanted.

 

On 10/21/2017 at 5:28 PM, Duality said:

What is the best single gemstone featured in MLP, in your opinion?

I'd say that Fire Ruby Spike gave Rarity.

[Sweetcake 199]

Hey there sweetie! I have a question to ask!

Would you rather forget who you were or who everyone else was?

[Duality 10,738]

23 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

The adorable pony kind. Shh, don't question it, just accept. 

BUT NO TWILIGHT IS AN ADORABLE PONY AND SHE QUESTIONS THE REASONING BEHIND THINGS

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

23 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

munster

23 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Yes.

Are you sure about that?

23 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Dragon bone.

Preferably enchanted.

Ewww.

Putting old bones in your mouth is just asking for leprosy.

 

 

 

 

Would you rather have your bones broken by sticks or stones?

How do the words 'predatory mustache' make you feel?

Who is your favourite poet?

Have you ever read 'Calvin and Hobbes'?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

14 hours ago, Sweetcake said:

Would you rather forget who you were or who everyone else was?

I suppose forget who I am, that way I wouldn't treat my loved ones like strangers or feel unnecessarily wary of them. They could also help me recover my memory faster if I trusted them.

 

9 minutes ago, Duality said:

Are you sure about that?

 

10 minutes ago, Duality said:

Putting old bones in your mouth is just asking for leprosy.

You know they put a special, food-safe resin on them, right?

 

11 minutes ago, Duality said:

Would you rather have your bones broken by sticks or stones?

Stones, I suppose. Bones are broken either way, don't wanna deal with potential splinters as well.

 

12 minutes ago, Duality said:

How do the words 'predatory mustache' make you feel?

Violated.

 

12 minutes ago, Duality said:

Who is your favourite poet?

Edgar Allan Poe comes to mind.

 

16 minutes ago, Duality said:

Have you ever read 'Calvin and Hobbes'?

Yes, it's only the best comic strip ever.

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

What's it like being a human/tiger hybrid 

Edited October 26, 2017 by Sparklefan1234

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

1 hour ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

What's it like being a human/tiger hybrid 

It's GR-R-REAT!

[Duality 10,738]

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

You know they put a special, food-safe resin on them, right?

I didn't know they actually made them.

I thought you were just making things up.

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Violated.

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Edgar Allan Poe comes to mind.

Gudtigs.

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Yes, it's only the best comic strip ever.

Gudertigs.

 

 

 

 

What is the longest you've ever waited expectantly for something?

What is the single largest amount of money you've ever physically possessed in coins?

pewpewpew?

What's the funniest thing you or someone you know has ever accidentally done?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

10 hours ago, Duality said:

I didn't know they actually made them.

I thought you were just making things up.

Well, they certainly make bone cutlery, not specifically dragonbone, but bone.

 

10 hours ago, Duality said:

 Begone, foul beast! 

 

10 hours ago, Duality said:

What is the longest you've ever waited expectantly for something?

I truly felt the months waiting for Coraline to finally be released on home media were particularly extensive.

 

10 hours ago, Duality said:

What is the single largest amount of money you've ever physically possessed in coins?

A little over $20.

 

10 hours ago, Duality said:

pewpewpew?

 

10 hours ago, Duality said:

What's the funniest thing you or someone you know has ever accidentally done?

Off the top of my head, it has to be when I threw a ball that managed to bounce off the heads of two of my relatives, one right after the other. We laughed for quite a while.

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On ‎27‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 8:44 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Well, they certainly make bone cutlery, not specifically dragonbone, but bone.

Hence mucho confus.

On ‎27‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 8:44 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

 Begone, foul beast!

u wot m8

On ‎27‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 8:44 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Good answer.

 

 

 

Who is your favourite user on these forums (besides me, that is)?

What is the most intentionally impressively intelligent thing you've ever said in someone else's presence?

What is the most delectably delicious thing you've ever eaten?

What is the longest period of time for which you have worn a single sticker?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 10/30/2017 at 0:32 AM, Duality said:

u wot m8

Facial hair grossgusting.

 

On 10/30/2017 at 0:32 AM, Duality said:

Who is your favourite user on these forums (besides me, that is)?

@The_Gobo Everyone's favorite metalworking, "o3o" obsessed, slime that tastes like delicious green apple bubblegum but still insists no one eats him.

Also, who said you're my favorite?  That's a laugh. Nah just kidding, you're best puddle.

 

On 10/30/2017 at 0:32 AM, Duality said:

What is the most intentionally impressively intelligent thing you've ever said in someone else's presence?

Nothing really comes to mind right now, I don't really like trying to impress others or make them feel bad. I do like sharing interesting facts I learn with others, but for mutual enjoyment and not something done out of pride or pretentiousness. That's not to say I haven't done that at all, but whenever I do, it's just a joke with close friends and relatives, nothing serious.

 

On 10/30/2017 at 0:32 AM, Duality said:

What is the most delectably delicious thing you've ever eaten?

Oh man, I once had these delicious, home-roasted lamb ribs. The most delicious thing in the world. Mmm mmm!

 

On 10/30/2017 at 0:32 AM, Duality said:

What is the longest period of time for which you have worn a single sticker?

I'd say about one week. There was a sticker on one of my hoodies a younger relative had stuck on, I thought it was cute and left it there until it eventually had to come off so I could wash the hoodie.

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On 10/26/2017 at 2:03 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

It's GR-R-REAT!

 

Awesome answer, My Friend.  

Who is your favorite pony & why 

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40 minutes ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

Who is your favorite pony & why 

None other than Twilight Sparkle, because adorable book horse with great leader qualities. 

[Sparklefan1234 161,867]

6 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

None other than Twilight Sparkle, because adorable book horse with great leader qualities. 

Twilight's my favorite pony, too!  

Do you have a favorite Twilight Sparkle episode?

[Duality 10,738]

19 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Facial hair grossgusting.

Your avatar is perfect for this statement.

19 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

@The_Gobo Everyone's favorite metalworking, "o3o" obsessed, slime that tastes like delicious green apple bubblegum but still insists no one eats him.

o3o

19 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Nah just kidding, you're best puddle.

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT TIGS YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF

19 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Oh man, I once had these delicious, home-roasted lamb ribs. The most delicious thing in the world. Mmm mmm!

You have obviously never tasted angus-beef blue-cheese burgers. 

19 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

I'd say about one week. There was a sticker on one of my hoodies a younger relative had stuck on, I thought it was cute and left it there until it eventually had to come off so I could wash the hoodie.

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO'S ACTUALLY WORN A STICKER

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE NUMBER OF PEOPLE ON THESE FORUMS WHO HAVE NEVER WORN A STICKER IN THEIR LIVES

STICKERS ARE FANTASTIC

 

 

 

 

What is the weirdest question you've ever been asked (besides this one, that is)?

What is thy foulest foolery?

Which is better, hot pizza or buttered chocolate croissant?

Why do you not wear stickers more often?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 11/1/2017 at 9:23 AM, Sparklefan1234 said:

Do you have a favorite Twilight Sparkle episode?

I really like all episodes that have her as the main character, especially when they explore and feature her personality. Feeling Pinkie Keen, Lesson Zero, Castle Mane-ia, and Amending Fences all do this well.

Buuuut, if I had to choose, Twilight's Kingdom two-parter would be my favorite.

 

On 11/1/2017 at 9:18 PM, Duality said:

You have obviously never tasted angus-beef blue-cheese burgers. 

I've had plenty of angus-beef cheeseburgers before, blue-cheese would hardly make a difference. These lamb ribs were beyond godly, it would make the gods themselves look at their ambrosia in disappointment.

 

On 11/1/2017 at 9:18 PM, Duality said:

What is the weirdest question you've ever been asked (besides this one, that is)?

"If our breath shows up in cold weather, does the same apply to our farts?"

Needless to say, it interrupted my worldview and made me question things one does not normally question.

 

On 11/1/2017 at 9:18 PM, Duality said:

What is thy foulest foolery?

Uhh, I'll interpret this as "embarrassing moment."

I messed up a line during a school play once. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

On 11/1/2017 at 9:18 PM, Duality said:

Which is better, hot pizza or buttered chocolate croissant?

Never tried the latter, but not a big fan of chocolate, so I'll go with hot pizza.

 

On 11/1/2017 at 9:18 PM, Duality said:

Why do you not wear stickers more often?

Almost never buy them to begin with, so not something I even considered.

I'll probably get some now that you mention it...

[Duality 10,738]

19 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

I've had plenty of angus-beef cheeseburgers before, blue-cheese would hardly make a difference.

Have. . .have you tasted blue cheese before?

19 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Uhh, I'll interpret this as "embarrassing moment."

Half of that question is its interpretation. 

19 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Almost never buy them to begin with, so not something I even considered.

I'll probably get some now that you mention it...

DO ET

GO GO GO

BUY DEMZ STIKRZ

EXTRA-SPARKLY MIND YOU

 

 

 

What's the most interesting thing you've ever found at a beach?

What's the creepiest thing you've ever found at a beach?

What's the most interesting/thought-provoking question you've ever heard?

What's the coolest pen/pencil/writing implement you've ever seen?