Ask TigerGeekGuy

[Duality 10,738]

On ‎16‎/‎03‎/‎2018 at 12:03 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

I’m a fan of both actors, Jackie Chan more so. It hurts me to say this, but, Dwayne Johnson.

Why does it hurt? Epic live-TV fights are basically Johnson's job.

On ‎16‎/‎03‎/‎2018 at 12:03 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

“E.” 2ez

That's a warmup mind-teaser for the riddle immediately following.

On ‎16‎/‎03‎/‎2018 at 12:03 AM, TigerGeekGuy said:

That one.

Which you failed abjectly at answering, may I add.

Try again.

 

 

 

Two mothers and two daughters share out $21 in whole dollar notes equally among themselves. How is this possible?

What gets harder to catch the longer you run?

I am not alive, but I grow. I have no mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

*poke*?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

19 hours ago, Duality said:

Which you failed abjectly at answering, may I add.

Try again

I dunno, your lap?

 

19 hours ago, Duality said:

Two mothers and two daughters share out $21 in whole dollar notes equally among themselves. How is this possible?

They're in a country that doesn't use US bills as currency, so the total is equivalent to $21 US dollars, but the type of currency is actually different. Rubles or yen, for example.

 

19 hours ago, Duality said:

What gets harder to catch the longer you run?

Your breath.

 

19 hours ago, Duality said:

I am not alive, but I grow. I have no mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

Fire.

 

19 hours ago, Duality said:

*poke*?

*jab*

[Duality 10,738]

5 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

They're in a country that doesn't use US bills as currency, so the total is equivalent to $21 US dollars, but the type of currency is actually different. Rubles or yen, for example.

1. i never said they were us dollar bills u chauvinist
2. no
3. try again
4. ???
5. profit
6. also you're a filthy hole-picking pedant and you should be ashamed
7. but you're still wrong

5 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

*jab*

ow

meen

5 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

I dunno, your lap?

5 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Your breath.

5 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Fire.

i call hax

 

 

 

How are you so freakishly adequate at riddles?

What's your I.Q.?

How many dictionaries/thesauri/encyclopedias do you have?

Do you have any pony merch whatsoever?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 4/17/2018 at 8:31 PM, Duality said:

i never said they were us dollar bills u chauvinist

But, you used the currency symbol for US bills. I assume, if you meant any other currency, you would've used that.

Teh devil is in teh details.

They used the fractional currency issued during the beginning of the US Civil War, so the total amount is $21 US Dollars. This allows them to have whole bills and still have the amount stated.

 

On 4/17/2018 at 8:31 PM, Duality said:

How are you so freakishly adequate at riddles?

The answer is in the riddle itself. Most of the time.

 

On 4/17/2018 at 8:31 PM, Duality said:

What's your I.Q.?

My Inquisitive Quail is currently on vacation, but he is of the Mountain variety.

 

On 4/17/2018 at 8:31 PM, Duality said:

How many dictionaries/thesauri/encyclopedias do you have?

I have a dictionary app on muh tablet, but no physical books to speak of. Got rid of most of them in favor of more shelf space for muh horror. Obviously, a good decision.  

 

On 4/17/2018 at 8:31 PM, Duality said:

Do you have any pony merch whatsoever?

None at all.

Literally.

[Duality 10,738]

16 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

But, you used the currency symbol for US bills. I assume, if you meant any other currency, you would've used that.

Teh devil is in teh details.

Actually, I used the currency symbol for dollars. The US is only one of several dozen countries that use dollars.

One dollar bills in particular are also used in the Bahamas.

So there, see.

Chauvinist.

*sticks out tongue at*

16 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

They used the fractional currency issued during the beginning of the US Civil War, so the total amount is $21 US Dollars. This allows them to have whole bills and still have the amount stated.

ew no

fractional currency isn't even accepted as valid money any more

this is not an elite numismatist riddle

two mothers and two daughters share out exactly 21 dollars

they share it out using whole one-dollar notes

the dollars of the 21 and the dollars of the notes are of 1:1 value ratio

they all get an equal amount of money

they all get an equal amount of dollars

they all get an equal amount of notes

no dollars or notes are divided into fractional pieces at any point during the sharing

how

16 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

My Inquisitive Quail is currently on vacation, but he is of the Mountain variety.

Oooh, I hear Mountain I.Q.s taste great when pan-fried.

16 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

I have a dictionary app on muh tablet, but no physical books to speak of. Got rid of most of them in favor of more shelf space for muh horror. Obviously, a good decision.  

no

16 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

None at all.

Literally.

;-;

 

 

 

 

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever come into contact with?

What's the most laughably not-dangerous thing you've ever come into contact with?

What's the most fancy cut of meat you've ever tasted?

What's the most laughably not-fancy cut of meat you've ever tasted?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 4/19/2018 at 7:02 PM, Duality said:

*sticks out tongue at*

BOI. DO YOU SEE MUH AVATAR? I ALREADY HAD YOU BEATEN LONG AGO.

On 4/19/2018 at 7:02 PM, Duality said:

how

ew

I say mirrors.

 

On 4/19/2018 at 7:02 PM, Duality said:

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever come into contact with?

An almost certainly disease-riddled carcass.

On 4/19/2018 at 7:02 PM, Duality said:

What's the most laughably not-dangerous thing you've ever come into contact with?

Air.

On 4/19/2018 at 7:02 PM, Duality said:

What's the most fancy cut of meat you've ever tasted?

Mmmm... I've had these absolutely delicious lamb ribs before. But if you mean something more along the lines of steak, I can't say that I remember any.

On 4/19/2018 at 7:02 PM, Duality said:

What's the most laughably not-fancy cut of meat you've ever tasted?

Some random gas station hot dog.

[Duality 10,738]

11 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

ew

I say mirrors.

wrong

give up?

11 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Air.

*stares pointedly at hurricane/tornado fatality stats*

11 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Some random gas station hot dog.

desgastenk

 

 

 

 

How late/early do you go to bed?

How early/late do you wake up?

What's the most interesting clock you've ever seen?

What's the weirdest relative you have?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 4/23/2018 at 3:16 PM, Duality said:

give up?

Neva. The daughters are Siamese twins, therefore are able to receive seven dollars in bills while the two mothers receive seven dollars each.

 

On 4/23/2018 at 3:16 PM, Duality said:

*stares pointedly at hurricane/tornado fatality stats*

Ew, fine then. Radio signals.

 

On 4/23/2018 at 3:16 PM, Duality said:

How late/early do you go to bed?

On 4/23/2018 at 3:16 PM, Duality said:

How early/late do you wake up?

Hah. Hah.

Pretty late/early, depending on how you look at it.

 

On 4/23/2018 at 3:16 PM, Duality said:

What's the most interesting clock you've ever seen?

The Tesla Watch.

 

On 4/23/2018 at 3:16 PM, Duality said:

What's the weirdest relative you have?

A gremlin isn't weird enough?

[Duality 10,738]

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Neva. The daughters are Siamese twins, therefore are able to receive seven dollars in bills while the two mothers receive seven dollars each.

Nope; the two daughters possess separate bodies from each other, as do the two mothers.

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Ew, fine then. Radio signals.

*stares pointedly at research indicating that cellphone radio waves can give you cancer at long exposures*

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

The Tesla Watch.

Fanceh.

13 hours ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

A gremlin isn't weird enough?

Not if there's weirder relatives hiding in that family tree of yours.

 

 

 

 

What's the most impractical novelty item you own?

Approximately how many raindrops do you think have fallen down the back of your neck and been all cold and wet and stuff and made you shudder?

How many pockets are there in all of the clothes you own put together?

WHERE BE YE TREASURE, LANDLUBBER???

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 4/26/2018 at 4:49 PM, Duality said:

Nope; the two daughters possess separate bodies from each other, as do the two mothers.

ew

Fine then, I submit.

 

On 4/26/2018 at 4:49 PM, Duality said:

*stares pointedly at research indicating that cellphone radio waves can give you cancer at long exposures*

Lies! *points at research that says it doesn't*

 

On 4/26/2018 at 4:49 PM, Duality said:

Not if there's weirder relatives hiding in that family tree of yours.

haw

Not any that I'm willing to describe at this point in time.

 

On 4/26/2018 at 4:49 PM, Duality said:

What's the most impractical novelty item you own?

An incredibly large ball chain.

 

On 4/26/2018 at 4:49 PM, Duality said:

Approximately how many raindrops do you think have fallen down the back of your neck and been all cold and wet and stuff and made you shudder?

I'd say about two, possibly three.

 

On 4/26/2018 at 4:49 PM, Duality said:

How many pockets are there in all of the clothes you own put together?

A significant amount.

 

On 4/26/2018 at 4:49 PM, Duality said:

WHERE BE YE TREASURE, LANDLUBBER???

I'LL NEVER TELL, YE SCURVY AILED SEA RAT!!!

[The Grobien 58]

DO you exist?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

38 minutes ago, The Grobien said:

DO you exist?

I think, therefore I am.

[Duality 10,738]

On 05/05/2018 at 8:03 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

ew

Fine then, I submit.

There are only three people having the money shared between them: a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter. In this way, one of the daughters is also a mother and the money may be shared seven dollars to a person.

On 05/05/2018 at 8:03 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Lies! *points at research that says it doesn't*

Incorrect! *points at research that says it might*

On 05/05/2018 at 8:03 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

An incredibly large ball chain.

As in the chain from a wrecking ball?

On 05/05/2018 at 8:03 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

I'd say about two, possibly three.

I can tell you don't get out much. 

On 05/05/2018 at 8:03 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

I'LL NEVER TELL, YE SCURVY AILED SEA RAT!!!

*flails cutlass at*

 

 

 

How many letters are there in your full name?

How many letters are there in your mailbox?

How many letters are there in your mind?

How many letters are there in the URL of your computer/phone's homepage?

[ZethaPonderer 2,196]

If your username is @TigerGeekGuy, then does that mean you're a tiger that wears glasses? 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 5/6/2018 at 4:45 PM, Duality said:

There are only three people having the money shared between them: a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter. In this way, one of the daughters is also a mother and the money may be shared seven dollars to a person.

ಠ_ಠ

How did I not figure that out?

 

On 5/6/2018 at 4:45 PM, Duality said:

Incorrect! *points at research that says it might*

Key word: 'might'.

 

On 5/6/2018 at 4:45 PM, Duality said:

As in the chain from a wrecking ball?

Nah, this kind:

 

On 5/6/2018 at 4:45 PM, Duality said:

I can tell you don't get out much. 

Pfft. No, I just know how to dress appropriately for such weather. 

 

On 5/6/2018 at 4:45 PM, Duality said:

*flails cutlass at*

*disarms thee and points flintlock pistol at*

 

On 5/6/2018 at 4:45 PM, Duality said:

How many letters are there in your full name?

It consists of a significant portion of the 26 letters of the English alphabet.  

 

On 5/6/2018 at 4:45 PM, Duality said:

How many letters are there in your mailbox?

Derpy has yet to make a delivery, it would seem.

 

On 5/6/2018 at 4:45 PM, Duality said:

How many letters are there in your mind?

'your mind' consists of eight unique letters of the English alphabet.

 

On 5/6/2018 at 4:45 PM, Duality said:

How many letters are there in the URL of your computer/phone's homepage?

It consists of a significant portion of the 26 letters of the English alphabet.  haw

 

On 5/20/2018 at 1:29 AM, ZethaPonderer said:

If your username is @TigerGeekGuy, then does that mean you're a tiger that wears glasses? 

Perhaps.  

[Duality 10,738]

On 6/12/2018 at 7:15 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

ಠ_ಠ

How did I not figure that out?

because you are pathetic vermin and must be exterminated

On 6/12/2018 at 7:15 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

*disarms thee and points flintlock pistol at*

*offers to return your grandmother safely to her knitting needles in exchange for all the treasure you have*

On 6/12/2018 at 7:15 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

It consists of a significant portion of the 26 letters of the English alphabet.  

Ah, so it's relatively long and fairly varied.

Interesting.

On 6/12/2018 at 7:15 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Derpy has yet to make a delivery, it would seem.

Or did you just forget to place a tray of warm muffins out this morning?

She works like Santa, you know. Food for deliveries.

On 6/12/2018 at 7:15 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

'your mind' consists of eight unique letters of the English alphabet.

And that brings up the interesting linguistical question of whether spaces are characters in their own right...

On 6/12/2018 at 7:15 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Perhaps.

do you also wear pocket protectors

 

 

 

What do the eaves of your house/place of residence look like?

How many windows does your house/place of residence have?

How many chimneys can you see out of the closest window to you right now?

How many chess games have you lost in your life?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 8/3/2018 at 9:10 PM, Duality said:

because you are pathetic vermin and must be exterminated

no u

 

On 8/3/2018 at 9:10 PM, Duality said:

*offers to return your grandmother safely to her knitting needles in exchange for all the treasure you have*

"I have no grandmother."

*pushes you overboard*

 

On 8/3/2018 at 9:10 PM, Duality said:

Or did you just forget to place a tray of warm muffins out this morning?

She works like Santa, you know. Food for deliveries.

ew haw
*places tray of warm, delicious muffins out*

On 8/3/2018 at 9:10 PM, Duality said:

do you also wear pocket protectors

'>_>

 

On 8/3/2018 at 9:10 PM, Duality said:

What do the eaves of your house/place of residence look like?

Like eaves.
ಠuಠ

 

On 8/3/2018 at 9:10 PM, Duality said:

How many windows does your house/place of residence have?

A particular amount.
ಠuಠ

 

On 8/3/2018 at 9:10 PM, Duality said:

How many chimneys can you see out of the closest window to you right now?

My blinds are closed, so...

 

On 8/3/2018 at 9:10 PM, Duality said:

How many chess games have you lost in your life?

Many.

[Duality 10,738]

2 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

"I have no grandmother."

*pushes you overboard*

*lands on the Black Pearl and sails off into the sunset waving your Spiderman plushie at you because I'm secretly Jack Sparrow*

3 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

ew haw
*places tray of warm, delicious muffins out*

yes good

*sneaks in and devours them all*

4 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

'>_>

4 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Like eaves.
ಠuಠ

but what do eaves look like

4 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

A particular amount.
ಠuಠ

'amount' is for continuous quantities

you clearly meant 'a particular number'

5 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

My blinds are closed, so...

No X-ray vision? Disappointing.

6 minutes ago, TigerGeekGuy said:

Many.

You've been playing against me too often. 

 

 

 

What's the most impressively erudite word you know?

What's the longest word you know?

What's the weirdest word you know?

 

I expect different answers to each question. 

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 8/29/2018 at 12:26 AM, Duality said:

*lands on the Black Pearl and sails off into the sunset waving your Spiderman plushie at you because I'm secretly Jack Sparrow*

D:

You're also a monster.

On 8/29/2018 at 12:26 AM, Duality said:

yes good

*sneaks in and devours them all*

*smacks you with rolled-up newspaper*

On 8/29/2018 at 12:26 AM, Duality said:

On 8/29/2018 at 12:26 AM, Duality said:

but what do eaves look like

Spoiler

 

On 8/29/2018 at 12:26 AM, Duality said:

You've been playing against me too often. 

ew haw

neva

 

 

On 8/29/2018 at 12:26 AM, Duality said:

What's the most impressively erudite word you know?

Ostentatious? Unless you count the many different phobias I've memorized.

 

On 8/29/2018 at 12:26 AM, Duality said:

What's the longest word you know?

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

 

On 8/29/2018 at 12:26 AM, Duality said:

What's the weirdest word you know?

Defenestration. 

 

[Soren Peregrine 4,606]

Hiya! I have a few questions...

Who is @TigerGeekGuy?

What is @TigerGeekGuy?

Where is @TigerGeekGuy?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 10/10/2018 at 6:32 PM, Soren Peregrine said:

Hiya! I have a few questions...

Who is @TigerGeekGuy?

What is @TigerGeekGuy?

Where is @TigerGeekGuy?

1. Me, myself, and I.

2. A hooman.

3. *points in random direction*

[Duality 10,738]

On 10/5/2018 at 9:18 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

D:

You're also a monster.

ha ha  y e s

On 10/5/2018 at 9:18 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

*smacks you with rolled-up newspaper*

owie

On 10/5/2018 at 9:18 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Ostentatious? Unless you count the many different phobias I've memorized.

phobia list off the top of your head ples

On 10/5/2018 at 9:18 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Defenestration. 

satisfactory

 

 

 

What would you do if a random person wearing a neon-pink balaclava hugged you on the street?

What would you do if you became trapped inside a portaloo that smelt oddly like mackerel?

What would you do if a fist-sized quasi-organic meteorite impacted your backyard?

What would you do if you saw Justin Bieber standing on your roof to escape his rabid fans?

 

Spoiler

On 10/11/2018 at 1:32 PM, Soren Peregrine said:

Hiya! I have a few questions...

Who is @TigerGeekGuy?

What is @TigerGeekGuy?

Where is @TigerGeekGuy?

why is @TigerGeekGuy

Edited February 16, 2019 by Duality

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 2/16/2019 at 2:40 AM, Duality said:

phobia list off the top of your head ples

Oh, geez.

Acrophobia, Arachnophobia, Agoraphobia, Coulrophobia, Ecclesiophobia, Sesquipedaliophobia, Thalassophobia, Triskaidekaphobia, Hemophobia, Claustrophobia, Ophidiophobia, Hydrophobia, Pyrophobia, Cryophobia, Pedophobia, Pediophobia, Automatonophobia, Misophobia, Cynophobia, Ailurophobia, Atelophobia, Trypophobia (not actually medically recognized), Scopophobia, Technophobia, Philophobia, Erotophobia, Homophobia, Heterophobia, and Hippophobia.

Of course, most of them are really well-known ones.

 

On 2/16/2019 at 2:40 AM, Duality said:

What would you do if a random person wearing a neon-pink balaclava hugged you on the street?

Scream bloody murder. 

 

On 2/16/2019 at 2:40 AM, Duality said:

What would you do if you became trapped inside a portaloo that smelt oddly like mackerel?

Wish for a quick death.

 

On 2/16/2019 at 2:40 AM, Duality said:

What would you do if a fist-sized quasi-organic meteorite impacted your backyard?

Take photos, poke with stick, take small sample, then report it to nearest museum or authorities.

 

On 2/16/2019 at 2:40 AM, Duality said:

What would you do if you saw Justin Bieber standing on your roof to escape his rabid fans?

Watch in amusement, then hand them a ladder. 

[Duality 10,738]

On 3/3/2019 at 11:01 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Oh, geez.

Acrophobia, Arachnophobia, Agoraphobia, Coulrophobia, Ecclesiophobia, Sesquipedaliophobia, Thalassophobia, Triskaidekaphobia, Hemophobia, Claustrophobia, Ophidiophobia, Hydrophobia, Pyrophobia, Cryophobia, Pedophobia, Pediophobia, Automatonophobia, Misophobia, Cynophobia, Ailurophobia, Atelophobia, Trypophobia (not actually medically recognized), Scopophobia, Technophobia, Philophobia, Erotophobia, Homophobia, Heterophobia, and Hippophobia.

Of course, most of them are really well-known ones.

Tch, tch, you didn't so much as mention trichophobia. How dare you not remember the sole phobia possessed by your own bestest friend. 

On 3/3/2019 at 11:01 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Scream bloody murder. 

They oblige happily. You are now bloodily murdered.

GAME OVER

On 3/3/2019 at 11:01 PM, TigerGeekGuy said:

Watch in amusement, then hand them a ladder. 

There goes your roof. 

 

 

 

What is your favourite type of tea/coffee/otherifotherpleasespecify?

What are your favourite natural and manmade landmarks?

What is the best rubber duckie in the whole wide world?

Who is your favourite Disney princess (sans the Xenomorph queen's offspring)?

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

On 3/8/2019 at 3:08 AM, Duality said:

Tch, tch, you didn't so much as mention trichophobia. How dare you not remember the sole phobia possessed by your own bestest friend. 

I was trying to remember, I swear!  I even missed nyctophobia.

On 3/8/2019 at 3:08 AM, Duality said:

GAME OVER

Good thing I saved the game then. 

On 3/8/2019 at 3:08 AM, Duality said:

There goes your roof. 

haw neva

Shows how much you know about my actual place of residence.

 

On 3/8/2019 at 3:08 AM, Duality said:

What is your favourite type of tea/coffee/otherifotherpleasespecify?

Teh decaffeinated kind.

On 3/8/2019 at 3:08 AM, Duality said:

What are your favourite natural and manmade landmarks?

Oh, there's way too many natural landmarks to really say, but I'll go with the generic Grand Canyon. And White Sands National Monument in New Mexico. And... y'know, just go with anything southwestern-y, odds are I'll like it.

And manmade has to be the UFO Landing Pad in St. Paul, Alberta, Canada.

On 3/8/2019 at 3:08 AM, Duality said:

What is the best rubber duckie in the whole wide world?

SCP-1356

On 3/8/2019 at 3:08 AM, Duality said:

Who is your favourite Disney princess (sans the Xenomorph queen's offspring)?

Vanellope, of course.

Edited March 27, 2019 by TigerGeekGuy