What is the dumbest way you have ever injured yourself?

[Olly 1,011]

touching broken glass when I clearly saw it was broken glass

[Retro*Derpy 3,188]

Haha, so it was not long ago I stupidly caught myself on fire. My lighter wouldn't start so I switched hands, not realizing part of my hair was on that arm. Well hair as dry as it is, caught flame and my arm and upper body torched. Luckily I got it out quick enough before any real damage.

[Holiday Agnaktor 1,436]

I once wondered how much it would hurt if I just hit my head on my table at school.

It hurt a lot.

[Derpaherpamerpa 160]

I was 3years old and I wanted to know if the stove has hot so I put my hand on it

Edited November 17, 2017 by Miss_SpaceNinja

[cuteycindyhoney 13,308]

In Staples, where the boxes of printer paper were. One in the row was sticking out about two inches. I felt compelled to even it out. I kicked the box, and felt a white hot painful CRUNCH as my big toe broke. I didn't know there was an electrical junction box right behind it. I guess I could have sued, but I didn't want to tell them I broke my toe kicking paper. I still get teased about from my dad and my husband.

LOL!

[gamecubeguy214 2,512]

I was on a teeter totter once and there were a bunch of really strong tall girls putting all their weight on their side and for some reason I didn't get off of it even though they were making me lift up off the seat

I flew up into the air and landed on the wood chips and then I guess my muscles were torn

[mcpon14 87]

Stuck a licked fork into an electric socket, lol.

[Lucky Bolt 35,066]

Jumped off my brother's bunk bed...it didn't end well. 

[KatonRyu 1,033]

Practicing judo rolls before training started, I came out of the last roll, got up, and slammed straight into the wall, bruised my toe badly enough I could hardly walk for a few days.

[Snow Frostflame 3,568]

I was trying to reenact this scene from Spongebob when I was 6. There is a scene from the episode Jellyfish Hunting where Spongebob steps on a can and continues to chase after ol' No Name. I had a can stuck on my shoe, and I was chasing my younger sister and cousins. The can cut into my leg, and I began to bleed, though I didn't really notice it. It left a mark on my leg that didn't go away till I was 14.

[Pinkie_Pi 348]

This was when I was in like second grade.  Let me paint a picture.  It was a very cold day waiting for the bus.  I didn't have contact lenses yet, so I had thick, plastic frame nerd glasses.  I forgot my gloves, so I pulled my arms inside my coat to keep my hands warm.  There were lots of kids at the bus stop, so we put our book bags down to keep our spot in line and there were large decorative rocks near them.  Someone said something and I ran over by the book bags, and proceeded to trip over one of them.  Since my arms were inside my coat, I couldn't use them to break my fall.  I fell face first into one of the decorative rocks, the bridge of my thick, plastic nerdy glasses broke and went into my the bridge of my nose.  End result,  lots of blood, screaming, crying, 15 internal stitches and 25 external stitches.  Oddly enough, nothing broken.  Moral: Always remember your gloves and drink your milk.

[Kaneki 1,073]

I was 10 or 11 (don't remember), and at my grandparents house, I fell from a chair with my feet in a way where I sprained my pinky toe. I think it might still be affected to this day.

[Twisted Cyclone 🚓 6,261]

I badly bruised my foot on a table while attempting to do the Carlton dance from The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. 

[SolarFlare13 16,099]

Well...I was at my friends place and I wanted to show him a sick dance move, only to fall over and smash my face on the floor. (I did a 360 spin and I lost my balance.) I broke my nose and I lost a couple of my baby teeth  oh, and I was bleeding a lot...

Edited November 27, 2017 by SolarFlare13

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

By trying to open an oyster .... 

[Victoria Sponge 1,017]

I walked headfirst into a stop sign once, that was rather humorous  

[碇 シンジン 27,432]

I fell sleep on a chair and broke my arm and it happened with both arms.

[Ocean Melody 116]

I was practicing front flips and ran into a pole

[King of Canterlot 9,603]

I was running on this super rocky beach in Hawaii when it was dark, and because I have terrible night vision I ended up tripping on a rock and cutting my whole knee open. I didn't even know I had actually cut open my knee until I got back to the hotel room and I noticed there was all this blood on my leg. Needless to say I was limping for the rest of the trip it hurt so bad.   

[Twilight_B3STP0NY 1]

During my childhood my family and I went to go ice skating and while skating I somehow got into a game of tag and while playing me and someone tripped onto the ice but the injury didn’t come from the ice but from the person’s ice skate blade a horizontal cut above my eyebrow. Had to go to the hospital to get stitches.

Another story is going to the pool in a apartment complex and had the brilliant idea to jump and spin for my entrance to the pool...I did jump and spin but hit my chin.

[BlueStreak98 828]

I got 6 stitches in my knee once from a tiny fragment of metal that was sticking out of a recliner.

[ChikaChan 7,324]

touching a small electric capacitor,that was smoking on a science project of minesIt burned my finger badly 

Edited December 14, 2017 by Princess Moony

[SolarFlare13 16,099]

Another one would have to be putting my foot / toe on an iron that had been used. Hey, I thought it cooled off  

[SparklingSquirrels 21,347]

Maybe not "dumb" but when I was about 3 or 4 I stepped into a tire stack at a playground which turned out to have a wasp nest in it.

Yeah now I always look before I step somewhere.  

Edited December 15, 2017 by SparklingSwirls

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Once I sliced my finger quite effectively when I was taking an empty can of soda apart with a carpet knife. For some reason I had no idea that the edges of the hole I made on the can would be so sharp.