Say something totally random!

[Windy Breeze 15,176]

Cherry Changa! 

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Cherry Tango.. with lemon ice.

[Cwanky 17,468]

                            

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

4 hours ago, CypherHoof said:

I think the spicy is implied by the menus and the glasses of water with the meal.

Noting that it is canon that dragons have trouble telling ponies apart

Smolder will inevitably outlive her friends. To what extent seeing an embiggened Sandbar (technically a not Sandbar) give her a heart attack?

[Cwanky 17,468]

48 minutes ago, Ganaram Inukshuk said:

Smolder will inevitably outlive her friends. 

You just made me realize that Dragons are the Elves of Equestria. 

[Samurai Equine 46,213]

*Sigh*  Old bean, you don't deserve to walk among the chickpeas and pintos. Stick to the mung beans and the lentils you're use to...

[CypherHoof 26,479]

3 hours ago, Cwanky said:

You just made me realize that Dragons are the Elves of Equestria. 

Wouldn't Dragons be the Dragons of Equestria ?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

54 minutes ago, CypherHoof said:

Wouldn't Dragons be the Dragons of Equestria ?

What if Ocellus was a bug?

[Derpy Pon-3 5,649]

PCbob is very very nice, very very nice indeed

[Cwanky 17,468]

8 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

*Sigh*  Old bean, you don't deserve to walk among the chickpeas and pintos. Stick to the mung beans and the lentils you're use to...

Beans, beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot!

[WinterMane 54]

12 hours ago, Cwanky said:

You just made me realize that Dragons are the Elves of Equestria. 

Could really go for some elves right about now.

[Cwanky 17,468]

5 minutes ago, WinterMane said:

Could really go for some elves right about now.

You have nice manners for a thief, and a LIAR! I know the smell and taste of dwarves, no one better!

[WinterMane 54]

1 minute ago, Cwanky said:

You have nice manners for a thief, and a LIAR! I know the smell and taste of dwarves, no one better!

Nothing wrong with a bit of raw dwarf! The secret to cooking dwarves, though, is you have to skin them first!

[Cwanky 17,468]

1 minute ago, WinterMane said:

Nothing wrong with a bit of raw dwarf! The secret to cooking dwarves, though, is you have to skin them first!

The King Under the Mountain is dead! I took his throne, I ate his people like a wolf among sheep! I kill where I wish, WHEN I wish! My armour is iron, no blade can pierce me!

[WinterMane 54]

3 minutes ago, Cwanky said:

The King Under the Mountain is dead! I took his throne, I ate his people like a wolf among sheep! I kill where I wish, WHEN I wish! My armour is iron, no blade can pierce me!

You've had one King Under The Mountain, yes. But what about Second king Under The Mountain?

[Cwanky 17,468]

5 minutes ago, WinterMane said:

You've had one King Under The Mountain, yes. But what about Second king Under The Mountain?

You will take NOTHING from me, dwarf. I laid low your warriors of old. I instilled terror in the hearts of men. I AM KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN!

[WinterMane 54]

1 hour ago, Cwanky said:

You will take NOTHING from me, dwarf. I laid low your warriors of old. I instilled terror in the hearts of men. I AM KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN!

A dragon? Nonsense. Hasn't been a dragon in these parts for a thousand years.

[CypherHoof 26,479]

Couldn't you cook them IN the tin, seal in the juices?

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,680]

Last time it was Celly-bug with a stuck zipper. Now it's this:

Why does this look so vibrant on my new monitor? (I know why: it's an IPS monitor with really good sRGB coverage.)

[Cash In 21,597]

I really hate humans.

[Windy Breeze 15,176]

Acorncormcornxormxornxienxjexndjejejdjdjdndn!!!

 

What? That is my native language... 

[Cwanky 17,468]

2 hours ago, Cash In said:

I really hate humans.

        

[A French Derpy full of Salt 404]

I am Captain Gordon Freeman of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes ordering you to open!

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"IT'S RAINING MEN!"

 

Seriously though, that would make for some.. unfortunate injuries.

Edited March 2, 2020 by Angel_Dust

[Kolombo 8]

If it's not smaller than bigger, it's equal.