Say something totally random!

[ChB 18,532]

Who's on first?

[shadowwarp940 1,302]

I wonder what the person who discovered milk was thinking? Did they just find a cow and decide to squeeze their utters?

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

3 minutes ago, shadowwarp940 said:

I wonder what the person who discovered milk was thinking? Did they just find a cow and decide to squeeze their utters?

I hate to be a smarta$$, but that's what I'm here for. Cows only have one udder. Most have 4 compartments and each udder compartment has a teat.

[Mirage 24,135]

10 minutes ago, ChB said:

Who's on first?

What's on second?

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

6 minutes ago, Mirage said:

What's on second?

I don't know.

THIRD BASE!

[Mirage 24,135]

2 minutes ago, Cyclone 1066 said:

I don't know.

THIRD BASE!

And Apple fucked it all up. o3o

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

@Mirage @ChB you got an outfield?

[Mirage 24,135]

14 minutes ago, Cyclone 1066 said:

@Mirage @ChB you got an outfield?

Because...

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

5 minutes ago, Mirage said:

Because...

Why?

[Mirage 24,135]

8 minutes ago, Cyclone 1066 said:

Why?

Tomorrow!!!!!

[Sparklefan1234 161,866]

"Life is like a lime. Tart and tangy. Sweet, ooohh sublime. Quiet, speechless like a mime. Bold and noisy like a crime.

Don’t you dare waste my time! Cuz life can STOP!…on a dime.” 

[SkyDive 269]

I'm going to be perfectly honest, I don't think locusts have the right to vote in New Zealand.

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

"Hay is for horses and hand grenades."

Words of wisdom from my roommate.

[SkyDive 269]

Your roommate has good taste.

[Sparklefan1234 161,866]

"Who's your favorite possum?!"

[Miss 6,211]

Butter is best eaten between toes

[CheeryFox 23,811]

“Music always sounds better on Friday.”

[Sparklefan1234 161,866]

"How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?" 

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

Jones' BBQ and Foot Massage

[ChB 18,532]

4 hours ago, Mirage said:

What's on second?

I didn't ask who's on second.

 

2 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

"How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?" 

Three and a half? 

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

@ChB Stay outta the infield!

[Wannabrony 11,638]

My pocus is really in need of some hocus right now.

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

Just now, Wannabrony said:

My pocus is really in need of some hocus right now.

Ford Focus?

[ChB 18,532]

1 hour ago, Cyclone 1066 said:

@ChB Stay outta the infield!

What?  

[Here No Longer 5,270]

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”