Say something totally random!

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

1 hour ago, Cyclone 1066 said:

"What are you doing up there Jimmie?"

"Welding, Chad."

haha I love that 

[Mirage 24,136]

I miss @Lucky Bolt. 

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

I'll just kick this off with another Smokey and the Bandit quote:

"You see son, old legends never die. They just lose weight."

"I guess a legend and an out-of-work bum look a lot alike, daddy." 

 

Just now, Mirage said:

I miss @Lucky Bolt. 

Why do you miss me? I'm still here 

Edited February 25, 2018 by Lucky Bolt

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

"Speedy car. Speedier than that."

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

"You can't drive a forklift." 

"I can drive any forkin' thing around." 

[Sparklefan1234 161,870]

@Denim&Venom

I hear ponies in my head,

they counsel me,

they understand,

They talk to me.

 

Edited February 25, 2018 by Sparklefan1234

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

"With him barkin and gnawin everything in the cab of the truck, I think he's turning into a stalk of bananas."

Edited February 25, 2018 by Cyclone 1066

[Here No Longer 5,270]

"Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?"

[Denim&Venöm 16,515]

7 hours ago, Sparklefan1234 said:

@Denim&Venom

I hear ponies in my head,

they counsel me,

they understand,

They talk to me.

 

Hay! Nothing you can say!
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me
Now it's time to shine
I'm gonna take what's mine while you're burning inside my Twilight. 

[Quadropus 171]

Oodles and oodles of noodles and poodles, okay toodles!

wait oodles and oodles of noodles and poodles is a thing? well rip my original ideas.

Edited February 25, 2018 by Quadropus

[Nightfall Gloam 18,236]

Ooogles of Googles of Poodles of [insert thing that ends in les]

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey

Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie

With the plastic eyeballs

Spray paint the vegetables

With the star fruit stalls and the beefcake pantyhose

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral

Stock car flaming with a loser on the cruise control

Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D

Got a couple of couches

Sleep on the loveseat

Someone keeps saying I'm insane to complain about a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt

Don't believe everything that you breathe

You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve

So shave your face with some mace in the dark

Saving all your food stamps and burnin down the trailer park

Yo

Cut it

(Those lyrics make 0 to negative sense)

[Titans08Mariota 763]

On 2/24/2018 at 6:30 PM, Sparklefan1234 said:

@Denim&Venom

I hear ponies in my head,

they counsel me,

they understand,

They talk to me.

 

Not Randy. Don't do it to Randy. Or Elias. Or John. Or Seth. DO IT TO ROMAN.

On second thought, do it to Jason Jordan

[Sparklefan1234 161,870]

22 hours ago, Denim&Venom said:

Hay! Nothing you can say!
Nothing's gonna change what you've done to me
Now it's time to shine
I'm gonna take what's mine while you're burning inside my Twilight. 

 

Did somepony say "Burning Twilight"? 

 

[artlin 10]

I'm volunteering at babscon :3 

[Titans08Mariota 763]

BRAAAAAAAUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!

[Sparklefan1234 161,870]

7 minutes ago, Titans08Mariota said:

BRAAAAAAAUUUUUUUNNNN!!!!!!

 

WELLLLLL-WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

Edited February 26, 2018 by Sparklefan1234

[Titans08Mariota 763]

Just now, Sparklefan1234 said:

 

WELLLLLL-WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW!

BUURRNN IIITTT DOOOOWWWWNNN!!!!

[Sparklefan1234 161,870]

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[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

Time for a random story generated from my phone's keyboard recommended words:

She's just jealous of you.I don't know what you want to become a NASCAR driver for you?I'm going through my friend Macy Gray and then sleepover like lasts for the stands and waved my friend Cyclone victims of the stands part of my bedroom door click and swing open source software is my friend Marisa's new vectors of me.

Huh. 

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

1 hour ago, Lucky Bolt said:

Time for a random story generated from my phone's keyboard recommended words:

She's just jealous of you.I don't know what you want to become a NASCAR driver for you?I'm going through my friend Macy Gray and then sleepover like lasts for the stands and waved my friend Cyclone victims of the stands part of my bedroom door click and swing open source software is my friend Marisa's new vectors of me.

Huh. 

Aww. You talk to me (or Twisted Cyclone) enough that capitalized Cyclone is one of your auto completes.

Wait, I have to say something random. Uhhh, STRAWBERRY.

[Prospekt 10,984]

Food.

[Lucky Bolt 34,914]

2 hours ago, Cyclone 1066 said:

Aww. You talk to me (or Twisted Cyclone) enough that capitalized Cyclone is one of your auto completes.

Wait, I have to say something random. Uhhh, STRAWBERRY.

You know exactly which "Cyclone" is the right one. 

Oh yeah and here's something random:

 

Edited February 26, 2018 by Lucky Bolt

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

I once bought a super expensive cactus, that I kept on the edge of this table in my room. One day my dad was vacuuming my room and the vacuum accidentally slammed into the leg of the table, and my cactus on top of the table exploded in this big gush of black soil water all over the table and onto the carpet.

[Cyclone 1066 3,616]

There once was a man from Nantucket.

He kept all his change in a bucket.

His daughter named Nan,

Ran off with a man.

And as for the bucket,

Nantucket.