Tell us a truth about yourself?

[Brony Number 42 10,069]

10 minutes ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

I lick sharp knives clean after using them to cut food.

Do you lick the sharp edge length wise?

[Treeglow Flicker 13,706]

13 minutes ago, BronyNumber2 said:

Do you lick the sharp edge length wise?

Not quite full on against the sharp edge. But enough to the point that one bad slip could add a sort of bloody iron-like taste to whatever I'm cleaning off the blade. Yum-yum.

Anyway. Don't lick sharp knives, kids. I just really like cheesecake, that's all.

[Steve Piranha 29,428]

I do drugs every morning before work

Spoiler

Caffeine 

 

[Cash In 22,378]

I used to leave dumb comments on YouTube videos. Sad thing is, I don't remember my old account, so those comments are still floating around somewhere.

Edited January 13, 2021 by Cash_In

[Here No Longer 5,276]

I've been mistaken as being my dad's grandson, more than once. I suppose I do look a little young for 21, but I'm not sure if I look that much younger...

Edited March 20, 2019 by ~Dusky~

[TBD 17,254]

My life is like a fart.

[Here No Longer 5,276]

55 minutes ago, Bas said:

Or your dad older. How old is he?

He's 54, turning 55 in June.

[ChikaChan 7,324]

My voice sounds stupid ;-;

[Derplight Sperkle 1,013]

I take part in a WW2 reenactment group. I'm part of a 101st Airborne group and we do events at least once a month

[Steve Piranha 29,428]

I didn’t want to play Dragalia Lost when the ads were around because I had my plate full with Fire Emblem Heroes.... all changed when I found out some of the characters are voiced by ponies 

[Vanilla Cloud 51]

I have learning disabilities. 

[Lucky Bolt 35,064]

I like my men like I like my bacon: extra crispy. 

[CosmicSpark 2,120]

I get easily distracted by shiny things

[Treeglow Flicker 13,706]

I once fell asleep beneath the foundations of a house while waiting for someone to poke a length of armoured cable through the floor to me.

[CheeryFox 23,821]

Alien from the Zeta Reticuli binary star system.

[Here No Longer 5,276]

I am the Queen of the kingdom of Boys. 

Edited April 2, 2019 by Dusky, the Boy Queen

[Cash In 22,378]

There's nothing I hate as much as I hate myself.

[Here No Longer 5,276]

• I'm gay and gender non-binary.
• I'm developing my own tabletop game.
• I want to stream Paladins and do a couple of speedrunning categories in Kirby Super Star Ultra. I'm pretty obsessed with video games as a whole.
• I believe I am autistic, but I am undiagnosed.
• Red and Pink are my favorite colors.
• I am not single.

Edited September 15, 2019 by Angus Delaney
*spitting noises*

[GlitterMoon 225]

I'll just say all of it in one comment:

I prefer animals way more than humans.

I have autism.

I go riding and I absolutely love horses.

I'm obsessed with the colour pink.

I'm obsessed with anything sparkly, like glitter, sequins, rhinestones etc.

I love anything zebra print.

I have hypotonia. (a muscle issue)

I love bees.

I prefer the night much more than the day.

Edited September 15, 2019 by GlitterMoon

[Xe__or 4,377]

I am the apex of humankind basically  

[Here No Longer 5,276]

On 4/1/2019 at 6:03 AM, Lucky Bolt said:

I like my men like I like my bacon: extra crispy. 

I like my men like I like my burritos.  Delicious, filling, a little bit spicy, and they do a number on me.

[Lucky Bolt 35,064]

5 minutes ago, Angus Delaney said:

I like my men like I like my burritos.  Delicious, filling, a little bit spicy, and they do a number on me.

That post of mine about I like my men like bacon needs an update: 

I like my men like I like my cheesecake. White, thick, and so sweet you’ll get a toothache.  That’s the proper truth. 

[Emerald Heart 24,884]

I've been putting myself down for a while. Now, at first it started off as a joke but I actually seriously believe that I am not smart.

HOWEVER

my confidence is slightly rising since I passed my first Math test, but dipping also since I failed my other one.

I just don't know how to feel about myself anymore...

Edited September 15, 2019 by Emerald<3

[CypherHoof 26,483]

19 minutes ago, Emerald<3 said:

I've been putting myself down for a while. Now, at first it started off as a joke but I actually seriously believe that I am not smart.

HOWEVER

my confidence is slightly rising since I passed my first Math test, but dipping also since I failed my other one.

I just don't know how to feel about myself anymore...

Just shows you CAN do it if you put in the effort though. Even if it is a little harder for you than it is for some others, that doesn't mean you can't push though it.

[Emerald Heart 24,884]

I know I was only here yesterday, but here's something else.

I can't drive, and I'm not allowed to drive. 

No, this isn't because of my parents (they would love to give me more independence) but because I have seizures (aka a condition called epilepsy) and therefore it would be dangerous for me to behind a wheel of a car, as I could put myself or any passengers in danger. 

So yeah.