Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[ExplosionMare 18,074]

I taste blood

[Denim&Venöm 19,189]

"Not Yakuza!" 

"Ok, probably Yakuza."

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"Yep! The customers in the games I play always seem to love them! I can also make sushi, tacos, cupcakes, boba tea..."

[Denim&Venöm 19,189]

"I'm afraid my dog is gonna hump my giraffe." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,189]

"It's like if you took a bunch of horny art school kids and gave them the pill from limitless." 

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

"You're, like, 5 minutes from gone; and you leave with that? …You know - that's like cutting a huge fart, and then walking out of the room. And that's how we'll remember you: as a big fart."

Edited June 3, 2021 by Anti-Villain

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"This is nothing out of the unusual. Cows turn themselves inside out all the time."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,189]

"Man arrested for training dog to throw bricks at people ringing his doorbell."

[ExplosionMare 18,074]

What are you doing? I was just about to kill someone!

[DubWolf 17,305]

"Here's some osmolite! As opposed to osmoheavy."

[Northern Star 1,024]

"What the hell is this?!?"

"Oh its...uh...hot Dr. Pepper."

"Wha-wh-, just make a new pot"

"Ok I-"

"Of COFFEE this time."

"But he drank his cup and didn't say anything."

"I thought you were just really bad at making coffee and didn't want to say anything."

"Just make a new pot will  ya?"

Edited June 3, 2021 by TheGleaner

[ExplosionMare 18,074]

It was a minor inconvenience!

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

"Mario's gonna do something very illegal"

Edited June 3, 2021 by Anti-Villain

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

How on earth do people without horse boxes cope with taking the empty wine bottles to the bottle bank?

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,189]

"Sorry babe. My pronouns are .com/.org." 

[Castle Bleck 19,376]

"Ed's got 3 nipples, like that bad guy in James Bond…!"

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"It's go big or go homo. And this show...goes homo." 

[Northern Star 1,024]

"...alright you go do that"

"What about me?"

"Yes, what about you?

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"I don't know, what does it mean?"

"What are you saying?"

"Let's figure that out now shall we?"

[Denim&Venöm 19,189]

"They're kinda like, "Aw Fk... How did I get here?" "

[Emerald Heart 24,940]

"I'm just gonna sit there and look sexy."

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"I shoved it through the ultrasonic, just for like five minutes"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I'll be merciful this time. Next time, though, you'll eat my shorts."

[Tropical Melody 6,378]

"Virus protection is out of date?? Well diddums den."

 

[ExplosionMare 18,074]

My booty is hoola-hooping!

[Denim&Venöm 19,189]

"One man's trash is another chance to say fuck you to the patriarchy and find you a queen who treats you like the treasure you are"