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[Lord Chin Chin 1,213]

"You have to wear trousers if you want to join in class"

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"I think that, weighing all the available evidence, your hypothesis is the most apparently probable. I do indeed seem to have been dispatched to the wrong planet. And that of course, presents us with a definite problem."

"And which means we will have to do some hard thinking."

"Most assuredly. But let me point out that a creature of unknown disposition and appetites is presently approaching us ..."

 

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,170]

"I was gonna make a construction joke. But I'm still working on it." 

[ExplosionMare 26,399]

“It wasn’t exactly my pleasure but I also didn’t mind it”

[Lord Chin Chin 1,213]

"why are computers so complicated they should work like they do in star trek,  you tell them what to do and they do it"

[Ragland Tiger 3,555]

"If someone calls you stupid, you rightly should be offended, but that doesn't mean you can start a campaign to prevent people from using the word "stupid" - that would be stupid!"

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"We can do this the hard way or the easy way! Or the medium way. Or the semi-medium easy hard way. Or the sort of hard with a touch of awkward easy difficult challenging way."

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,170]

"My favorite sex position is the Toyota Prius!" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

"Todd didn't hear shit. Todd doesn't even know how to use the internet."

[Ragland Tiger 3,555]

Mister Ferris Littlespoke

[Lord Chin Chin 1,213]

"dont make that face at me I know you love watching judge judy secretly"

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"Where are you taking me, maps.me?"

 

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

Damn right it was a 'pondering' moment

 

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

"I'm doing this jerkoff's taxes! Next year the IRS, will audit the piss out of him!"

Edited September 1, 2021 by Steve Manleyeyey

[Lord Chin Chin 1,213]

"if i have a dent in my head tomorrow you will know she hit me with the frying pan"

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"However, even with the biggest tool I've got shoved in here ... I'm still 4 mil short"

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,170]

"I know you're a man. But it's time to be that girl."

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,629]

"Right now Satan of the recycling bin is torturing the hell out of that VM, and in some ways I do feel pretty bad...but we all got to move on."

[Ragland Tiger 3,555]

 

“Why did the narcissist cross the road? They thought it was a boundary.”

Edited September 4, 2021 by Ragland Tiger

[Denim&Venöm 21,170]

"Who signed for Cannabis Yoga Studio LLC?" 

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

"It's good enough for the girls I go out with."

 

[Lord Chin Chin 1,213]

"you shouldnt stick that in there"

[Cash In 23,393]

"One bedroom. Are you out of your fucking mind?"

[Tropical Melody 8,408]

[image] Censored due to chronological discontinuity.

 

[Denim&Venöm 21,170]

"Friends are like condoms. They protect you when things get hard."