Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Evil Pink One 13,548]

" Bitcoin is a pyramid scam that worked." 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"Oh incidentally while we're here ... these dash warning lights are all normal conditions for a Volkswagen, and should be ignored or covered up with black tape"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"This horrible movie is the best evidence of everything thats wrong in film industry these days ... what a shameless exploitation of one of a greatest trilogy if not the greatest in history of cinema .Idiotic and badly acted dialogs , most annoying kid in movies ever ,no atmosphere ,totaly useless appearance by Jar -jar something ..not funny . No plot ,battle between fish people and goofy robots . No carma or personality on Jedi knights ... this movie really has nothing at all to do with first three ,amazing that there was a same person behind them ,but i guess Lucas has shown in so many ways that he has lost compass long time ago...especially when remastering earlier movies with some stupid modern animation ..without all that new tech bs those movies had an amazing atmosphere to it . Truly a pointless and horrible movie but i guess it has served its purpose ..to make money on the glory of old movies ...no traces of art whatsoever . Perhaps fun parts should bring this movie a higher grade ,but exactly cos of what this name brings and cos every second of dialog in this film stinks like hell ,i give it 1 of 10 .. shameful"

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"I'm not sure if getting a haircut in a Russian basement is a good idea or a great idea." 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"I'm always willing to help people out – door or window, not fussed which ..."

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Smoke a bong full of fruit loops and just go back to bed." 

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"You've got a bench? We've got a big banana!" 

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Doing artwork with permission is like smoking pot with your mom." 

[Jackleberry 1,925]

"Thank you so much US Marine Corpse"

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Every time I do drugs, an Angel gets their wings." 

[Emerald Heart 25,124]

"If Barbie's not a lesbian, she's bisexual."

"I believe that, yeah."

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"And this isn't even the one I have to remove. This is the one I have to remove in order to get to the one I have to remove"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"If you're not someone the church would've killed 400 years ago, are you even living?" 

[Northern Star 1,024]

We don't need any of that, this operation is running on fiscal responsibility and twinkies.

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"I don't know why I have this very long concrete drill bit? Just in case?"

 

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"Number one pet hate – don't bring dirty shit to me"

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I need to get a modern car... that I can't get out of."

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Are you shting me or your pants?"

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

Memo to self – 0.025 inches is NOT 1 millimetre – you stupid berk ...

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"Sing me a serenade you useless fking possum!" 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,628]

"I'm not speaking to him. He looks like the kind of guy who'd kidnap an elf."

[Tropical Melody 7,371]

"Tinsel!"

"Extremely sharp and terrifying tinsel! I wouldn't want that hanging on my tree!"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"In life... I was your partner....Bob Marley." 

[Brony Number 42 10,089]

That's climbing rope, not tying rope.

[Denim&Venöm 20,309]

"That guy has something in his pocket and he's very happy to see me."