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[Tropical Melody 6,301]

"And what about you, Father Jack? What would you say to a nice cup of tea?"

"Feck off, cup!"

 

[Treeglow Flicker 13,696]

"I have only old cheese (very sharp) You WILL have some on a cracker."

6 minutes ago, Tropical Melody said:

"And what about you, Father Jack? What would you say to a nice cup of tea?"

"Feck off, cup!"

 

DRINK!

[Samurai Equine 51,795]

Osteoparalysis. 

[Tropical Melody 6,301]

17 hours ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

 

DRINK!

[meme] I love my brick

 

 

Edited September 11, 2024 by Tropical Melody

[Snow 7,056]

"Aaaaaaaand I burned it"

[ThePinkestofPones 2,808]

Ok but, what about pumpkin flavored water? THAT SOUNDS DISGUSTING, I'm gonna drink it!

[Denim&Venöm 19,095]

"Tony Khan books for the sickos and the sickos are apparently the executives at WBD."

[Felis Amafeles 935]

What can be explained by incompetence, don't attribute to malice

[Tropical Melody 6,301]

"You don't want to sit through four hours of watching me rubbing a tank"

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,095]

"Australia, you're fked! You're actually so fked!" " 

[Denim&Venöm 19,095]

 "They're playing the Browns.

Even the Jags might not be able to blow this one."

[Denim&Venöm 19,095]

"You poor thing."

"Don't bring my financial status into this!" 

[Otaku-sempai 495]

"From the beginning I knew that there's nothing wrong with you that I can't fix with my hands." 

[Denim&Venöm 19,095]

"I don't know how to say this to you..."

"Just say it."

 "Worcestershire." 

[Ragland Tiger 3,406]

"I would like a hot dog...plain."

"Would you like a bun with that?"

"Of course, I want a bun!  What would a hot dog be without a bun!?"

"A lonely wiener."

[Tropical Melody 6,301]

18 hours ago, Denim&Venöm said:

"I don't know how to say this to you..."

"Just say it."

 "Worcestershire." 

Wooster-shear.

There ya go.

 

[Tropical Melody 6,301]

"Those birds are loud aren't they?"

"What?"

"I said those birds are loud."

"What? I can't hear you the birds are too loud."

 

[Denim&Venöm 19,095]

 "Oh, diving into metal subgenres is like opening a Pandora's box that screams back at you."

[ThePinkestofPones 2,808]

"And I never expected myself to draw a T-posing robot deer, but here I am," 

[Ragland Tiger 3,406]

The problem with retirement is that you don't get a day off.

[Samurai Equine 51,795]

I knew they'd end the song on that word. 

[Sparklefan1234 171,372]

"How do they make it green?" 

[Ragland Tiger 3,406]

What did sushi A say to sushi B?  "Wasabi!?"

Edited September 17, 2024 by Ragland Tiger

[Tropical Melody 6,301]

"Hi, I have a problem with my self cleaning retractable mudflaps. The front offside retracts only halfway but only if it's set to snow mode. They all work fine on rain or mud settings. Can I use the same cleaning fluid in the three different reservoirs? The dealer said the warranty is void and a vehicle inspection fail if I use snow cleaner in the mud cleaner tank?"

 

[Totally Nyx 36,061]

"Ha! You're a wizard, Harry! You solved the invocation error!"