Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,472]

"You wanna hear a ghost story?"

 “Dude, shut the fuck up! I’m trying to watch the bubbles!”

[Tropical Melody 7,541]

Things that scare Addie...
1) Snakes
2) Jump scares
3) People ... leaning...

 

[ThePinkestofPones 6,258]

"My son is a Furby,"

"You're telling me, your son, is a finger biting, ankle nibbling, owl creature?" 

"Don't speak of my child that way, he bites ears, not fingers!"

"But, he acts like a demon does he not?" 

"Oh he absolutely does, there's no arguing that," 

[Tropical Melody 7,541]

"Bro ragebaited a whole subcontinent"

 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 4,616]

The police are looking for you:😨
The FBI is looking for you: 😱
You made 4chan angry: 💀☠️

[Denim&Venöm 20,472]

 "Godsmack is my favorite industrial metal band!" 

[ExplosionMare 22,095]

My dietary preference is that I don't want my food to suck!

[Samurai Equine 55,170]

They could have easily made the Battle Bikes canon.