Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,520]

"You wanna hear a ghost story?"

 “Dude, shut the fuck up! I’m trying to watch the bubbles!”

[Tropical Melody 7,600]

Things that scare Addie...
1) Snakes
2) Jump scares
3) People ... leaning...

 

[ThePinkestofPones 6,364]

"My son is a Furby,"

"You're telling me, your son, is a finger biting, ankle nibbling, owl creature?" 

"Don't speak of my child that way, he bites ears, not fingers!"

"But, he acts like a demon does he not?" 

"Oh he absolutely does, there's no arguing that," 

[Tropical Melody 7,600]

"Bro ragebaited a whole subcontinent"

 

[ComanderZhabikKlavik 4,683]

The police are looking for you:😨
The FBI is looking for you: 😱
You made 4chan angry: 💀☠️

[Denim&Venöm 20,520]

 "Godsmack is my favorite industrial metal band!" 

[ExplosionMare 22,553]

My dietary preference is that I don't want my food to suck!

[Samurai Equine 55,362]

They could have easily made the Battle Bikes canon.

[Totally Nyx 36,429]

"Do not remove the golden eye from the unnaturally large holy woman's skeleton!"

[Denim&Venöm 20,520]

 "So that's Sora."

 "Oh that's dope!"

[Iridescent Edge 592]

"There's, like, seven books on that shelf. It should not take you three hours to find the one you're looking for."

[Samurai Equine 55,362]

If I have the old password, then just take the password! 

[Tropical Melody 7,600]

"I'm sorry those are the tightest pants I've ever seen in my entire life... that was a jump-scare ..."

 

[Iridescent Edge 592]

"Oh, so muring chickens is illegal? Ok."

[Snoopy Fan 9,004]

Well, that took no time at all.

[Tropical Melody 7,600]

"If you want to grope the hotel guests at least be honest about it."

 

[Felis Amafeles 2,238]

"They have lost their Celestial Destiny..." 

[Slappy Bird 155]

"I don't know how to indicate the plush is a corpse"

[DJShy 951]

Do you know what you're going to do?

Because it's true

There's nobody left but you

[Street Light 782]

"IT WAS ME, I WAS THE ONE WHO HAD THE NYQUIL MIXER"

 

[Denim&Venöm 20,520]

 "I've created a mad magic/science potion that makes me feel like I'm 22 again and lets me enact my base urges while silencing my inhibitions! It's super addictive and hazardous to my health, so I best be careful."

"Sir, that's a bottle of Tequila. You're just an alcoholic."

[ExplosionMare 22,553]

I'm not a bozo after all!

[Ganondorf8 11,742]

I really need to make some money and quickly.

[ExplosionMare 22,553]

Poor thing, he's just a baby and we decided to murder him!

[Samurai Equine 55,362]

For a guy that just got splashed with tea, he was pretty chill about it.