Post A Quote From Your Day, Without Any Context.

[Denim&Venöm 20,471]

"You wanna hear a ghost story?"

 “Shut the fuck up! I’m trying to watch the bubbles!”

[Tropical Melody 7,528]

Things that scare Addie...
1) Snakes
2) Jump scares
3) People ... leaning...

 

[ThePinkestofPones 6,238]

"My son is a Furby,"

"You're telling me, your son, is a finger biting, ankle nibbling, owl creature?" 

"Don't speak of my child that way, he bites ears, not fingers!"

"But, he acts like a demon does he not?" 

"Oh he absolutely does, there's no arguing that,"