Make up a stupid fact

[Rainbow Dash Loyalty 1,275]

Courage, honor, bravery, loyalty.

 

 

 

 

These are all words

[Flow 1,625]

Gasoline is the best energy drink, with 1000 grams of caffeine.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Ninjas are woosies. They cry when you hit them. That's why they try to move about in the shadows, cause people like to hit them and laugh when they cry.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

Cookies weren't made by accident. They weren't even made at some backery. They were made to fatten people up so they can be eaten at a later date... all nice and juicy like.

[Commander Urdnot 2,680]

[Bari 7,023]

Texas is actually a country that we keep imprisoned.

[Steve 290]

adolf hitler created the holocaust to advertise his flavor of pudding

[AnonBrony 1,468]

EVERYTHING is a conspiracy.... everything.

 

EVERYTHING...

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

EVERYTHING is a conspiracy.... everything.

 

AnonBrony is part of this conspiracy.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

AnonBrony is part of this conspiracy.

 

I'm not just part of it, i AM a conspiracy.

 

 

The person who thought of the caps lock button was really, really angry.

[Shift 4,272]

It takes 58.2 ponies to screw a lightbulb.

[Simcity11100 772]

spinning in circles makes you dizzy.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

Brushing Trixie's hair gives you superpowers.

[Bari 7,023]

Running backward in a circle will sent you to another dimension were ponies are robots that have enslaved humanity.

[AnonBrony 1,468]

This is not the forum you were looking for...

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

This is not the forum you were looking for...

 

This is not the forum you were looking for.

 

You don't need to see his identification.

 

I don't need to see your identification.

 

Here, take my pants with you for luck.

 

Here, take my pants with you for luck.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Three things that mean nothing individually, can be very dangerous when combined.

1) Making a Pony OC and posting it at MLP forums.

2) Commissioning art of your OC (or utilizing a Pony Creator) and posting the art at MLP forums.

3) Spending the time to attain 1000 posts at MLP forums.

 

Separately these mean nothing, but when combined, they create an unintended dimensional breach...that will suck you into Equestria and change you into a pony. The timing is not consistent. But Zoop has been operating from Equestria for 6 months now.

In this case, posts in the games forum do count.

 

In short. you are all doomed!

[AnonBrony 1,468]

The sky is actually not blue and the grass is actually not green. Everyone on Earth is just color blind. The Sky is red and the grass is actually purple.

[PurpleBaconEater 37]

One out of every 4 cabinets is female.

dangit! i just lost the game!

[Victor van Dort 202]

"All quotes are absolutely real," -John F. Kennedy, 1947

[Rolls Royce 606]

Every night of July 24th, rockers and guitarists all around the world sleep in anticipation from a visit from Santana Claus.  Santana Claus pulls up to your driveway in a white limousine with his bag full of PRS model guitars for all the good little rockers of the world.  So, if you're good, expect a guitar or two from Santana Claus waiting under you Christmas in July tree.  Below is an artist's rendition on what Santana Claus looks like.

[Otter 1,942]

If you drink battery acid on the second Tuesday of December, Vernon Dursley will pop out of your fireplace and give you a kiss, at which point you will transform into your OC for exactly 5,000 centons. When 4,999 of those centons have passed, a portal to another world will open up, giving you the choice to step through. If you have an LG Optimus, you will go to Equestria. If you have an iPhone 5, you will go to Weathertop. If you have any other phone, you will go straight to hell. If you made it to Equestria, Dr. Stuart Ashen will show up and ask you to play a POP Station. If you accept, he will give you 10,000,000,000 galleons and send you to meet Celestia. If you decline, he will pee on you, then run away screaming: "Remember, remember the fifth of NUMBER EIGHT *BURP*". If you meet Celestia, she will transform you into Twilight Sparkle, at which point you will have three options. You can go into Celestia's secret chamber, as she wants to "do something" with you. You can slap her and eat her ears, or you can go poop on a royal guard. If you pick the first two options, you will be granted three wishes. If you pick the final option, you will marry the royal guard you took a dump on, and you will live out the rest of your days as a happy mare.

 

 

In short, have a battery ready on the 11th. Some shit's about to go down. 

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

The Sun has a regular behavior of higher energy activities, such as Solar Storms, and Coronal Mass Ejections (CMEs) which cycle every 11 years or so. During the 11th Earth year, or the end of a solar cycle, solar weather becomes more violent and with higher frequency for the period of about 1 earth years.

These events are caused by Celestia farting.

[Count Paradox 3,548]

one half of this statement is about two fourths of another one.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Equestria is actually inside the hollow earth. Anyone can access it via the north or south poles. You can walk to Equestria via massive caverns at the poles. Sir Edmund Hillary made the first contact with Princess Celestia. The Nazis tried to invade during WWII and their stone soldiers still stand in the caverns.