Make up a stupid fact

[Jalaton 155]

If you do a triple backflip into space, the sun will explode.

[Erza 581]

PEPSI means...

Pay

Every

Pence to

Save

Israel

[Fender 1,283]

This thread died.

 

(Well...it's stupid...and it's a fact.)

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Cars painted red go 20% faster.

 

The govt is your friend and only wants to help you.

 

Ponies who bring dead threads back to life are 20% more likely to dabble in dark magic.

[Diamond* 531]

In the land of Equestria, sun cycles around the earth.

[Fox 5,330]

Lemons are actually limes.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

This sentence is a stop sign.

[Unique Pinkie Pie 173]

a luna eclipse is when the sun turns black and explodes 

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

All Atheists are Atheists.

[Callisto 1,876]

Studies show that 67.4% of all stop signs are demonic.

Edited August 2, 2013 by Callisto

[long gone 8,929]

Contrary to popular belief, your MacBook Pro is, in fact, a fruit. Don't believe me? Look at the back of it.

[Harmonic Revelations 8,835]

If you eat microwave popcorn your chances of getting paid with a check instead of cash are increased 0.267%

[Solace 407]

you are more likely to die of a falling refrigerator than a plane crash

[valete 195]

Potatoes have skin. I have skin, therefore I am a potato.

[Senor Citizen 516]

Even if affordable health care were to exist, it still would not be affordable.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

There is a hidden camera in your computer.

Govt agents are watching you right now.

They know you are naked.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Computers are edible.

[soniccam1 242]

Bill Gate's Operating System "Windows" is named after he throw a rock at a Window.

[An Old Head 4,816]

Brad Pitt has a second cousin named Enzo Gorlomi, which is why in the film Inglourious Basterds his character's cover name for the German film evening was Enzo Gorlomi. Additionally, the director's goldfish was called Antonio Margheriti.

Edited August 2, 2013 by Flipturn Armando

[long gone 8,929]

Bill Gates's last product before leaving Microsoft didn't just run Windows, it washed them too.

[soniccam1 242]

Mac OS X also known as the Mac OS 10 is NOT the tenth OS in the planet.

[long gone 8,929]

Wheatley kills you at the end of Portal 3.

[VictimoNightmareMoon 38]

If Twilight Sparkle, makes a colt read the Dictionary~ he will learn words and become her boyfriend

[long gone 8,929]

NASCARFAN160 likes being called Nassy.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,682]

The chances of "losing it" whilst having a peeslosh dance whilst waiting in line for the bathroom are directly proportional to the number of water molecules found within the average sink combined with the number of snails it takes to fill up the average computer case, divided by the number of strings found on the average piano being shipped off to Britain via rowboat made by Westeast Korea.

 

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