Make up a stupid fact

[TwilyTastic 88]

If you run around your house twice, cats will give you free potatoes and scrap metal for approx. 293 days

[Retro*Derpy 3,182]

Looking directly at the sun for several hours straight will grant you X-ray vision. 

[Sommar 1,289]

In ancient Mesopotamia, natives smeared Nutella all over their bodies to appease the magic flying goblin king.

[Silverhoof 2,844]

Hold a metal rod outside during a thunderstorm...If you survive, you have a 10% chance to get super powers.

[PittyPaws 118]

Blueberries taste like chicken. 

[long gone 8,929]

If you praise GabeN every third day of the month at 3:33PM for three years, you will be entered in the Half-Life 3 beta test program.

[GrauWitz 1,010]

You can conquer the world with a combination of Mountain Dew, Doritos and Call of Duty!

[long gone 8,929]

Keyboards in Massachusetts don't have an r key. They have a second h key.

[Frith is Magick 1,471]

Tetris was developed in 1984 by Alexey Pazhitnov as Soviet attempt to severly distract Americans. Today, tetris addiction remains a serious issue, a very real reminder of a conflict long since ended. Let us never forget the lasting effects war has on both the current generation and on generations to come.

[long gone 8,929]

To defeat a New Englander, take away his or her Dunkies and marshmallow fluff, and they will immediately concede defeat.

[Mrain901 216]

Before 1957, there was no moon.

 

I love you if you know where I got this from

 

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

100% of people who drink dihydrogen monoxide at least once will die sooner or later. Dihydrogen monoxide: Not even once.

[SCS 7,535]

my ass can transform into a mixtape

[Mesme Rize 15,683]

The Pyramids have actually been build by Ikea.

[Ziggy + Angel + Rain 11,302]

Slinging handfuls of creamed corn at passers-by is proven to be an effective way to meet new people; though it is not for everyone.

[OkBuddy 586]

Licking on lava can make you die.