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[Zoop 8,384]

Marco ~ Ace Attorney: I am terrible at bronycon

[King 5,625]

Marco ~ Ace Attorney: YESS

Marco ~ Ace Attorney: BORNYCON

 

 

I died when I saw this xD

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Marco ~ Ace Attorney: YESS

Marco ~ Ace Attorney: BORNYCON

 

 

I died when I saw this xD

 

 

Marco ~ Ace Attorney: I am terrible at bronycon

[Zoop 8,384]

Today, in Skype.

 

Key Gear: My finger is getting happy.

Zoop: What

Everyone else: ...

Everyone else: lolololololol

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I am the best @ tech support 

 

 

 

 

[4/10/13 5:21:31 PM] NASCARFAN160: Yeah, that's my life, every day with computers. ;(

[4/10/13 5:21:42 PM] Marco Paparatto: I would need to be there to help you further :/

[4/10/13 5:21:57 PM] NASCARFAN160: Yeah, but you were :3

[4/10/13 5:23:01 PM] NASCARFAN160: And thanks for your help :3

[4/10/13 5:23:06 PM] Marco Paparatto: did it work???

[4/10/13 5:25:03 PM] NASCARFAN160: Yeah, course it did. :3

[4/10/13 5:25:41 PM] adds another point to his chart of awesomness

[4/10/13 5:26:14 PM] NASCARFAN160: OBJECTION!

[4/10/13 5:26:21 PM] Marco Paparatto: ???????

[4/10/13 5:26:25 PM] NASCARFAN160: My computer just crashed! D:

[4/10/13 5:26:32 PM] Marco Paparatto: ...........

[4/10/13 5:26:35 PM] Marco Paparatto: like....BSOD?

[4/10/13 5:26:37 PM] NASCARFAN160: loljk

[4/10/13 5:26:39 PM] NASCARFAN160: nah

[4/10/13 5:26:41 PM] Marco Paparatto: I

[4/10/13 5:26:42 PM] Marco Paparatto: WILL

[4/10/13 5:26:44 PM] Marco Paparatto: FUCKING

[4/10/13 5:26:45 PM] Marco Paparatto: MANGLE

[4/10/13 5:26:46 PM] NASCARFAN160: ;(

[4/10/13 5:26:46 PM] Marco Paparatto: YOU

[4/10/13 5:26:48 PM] NASCARFAN160: but

[4/10/13 5:26:50 PM] NASCARFAN160: ;(

[4/10/13 5:26:59 PM] NASCARFAN160: sorry Dx

[4/10/13 5:27:02 PM] Marco Paparatto: loljk

[4/10/13 5:27:06 PM] NASCARFAN160: ..........

[4/10/13 5:27:08 PM] NASCARFAN160: I

[4/10/13 5:27:09 PM] NASCARFAN160: WILL

[4/10/13 5:27:11 PM] NASCARFAN160: nah

[4/10/13 5:27:12 PM] NASCARFAN160: XD

Today, in Skype.

 

Key Gear: My finger is getting happy.

Zoop: What

Everyone else: ...

Everyone else: lolololololol

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[4/12/13 4:35:35 PM] Key Gear: God, that was catchy.

 

[4/12/13 4:38:25 PM] is shot again.

 

 

[4/12/13 4:38:27 PM] Key Gear: Well

 

 

[4/12/13 4:38:34 PM] Key Gear: Should I add some more to the lyrics?

 

 

[4/12/13 4:38:39 PM] Key Gear: Perhaps, I could sing it?

 

 

[4/12/13 4:38:41 PM] Marco: key gear

 

 

[4/12/13 4:38:45 PM] Key Gear: Get some musical background.

 

 

[4/12/13 4:38:48 PM] Key Gear: Yeah, Marco?

 

 

[4/12/13 4:38:51 PM] Marco: what the fuck are you talking about?

 

 

[4/12/13 4:38:55 PM] Key Gear: ...

 

 

[4/12/13 4:38:57 PM] Key Gear: ;(

 

 

[4/12/13 4:39:06 PM] Marco: you are just rambling the foolishness of a foolishy foolish fool

 

 

[4/12/13 4:39:13 PM] Key Gear: *foal

 

 

[4/12/13 4:39:16 PM] Marco: die

 

 

[4/12/13 4:39:21 PM] whips keygear

 

 

[4/12/13 4:39:22 PM] lives!

 

 

[4/12/13 4:39:30 PM] Key Gear: MARCO! D:

 

 

[4/12/13 4:39:34 PM] Key Gear: Redacted. (rofl)

 

 

[4/12/13 4:39:37 PM] Key Gear: (wasntme)

 

 

[4/12/13 4:39:38 PM] Marco: ...

 

 

[4/12/13 4:39:49 PM] Marco: what the fuck dude?

 

 

[4/12/13 4:39:54 PM] Key Gear: Nothing.

 

Edited September 24, 2023 by LadyMercury
Redacting Personal Information

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

-Snip-

Edited May 2, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[Nas 2,863]

And then this happened.

 

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

And then this happened.

 

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Although even unedited the context of the way you said it still implies what I posted.

 

To explain it in more detail, the fact you ended "underpants..." with three dots instead of a period implies that "I'd eat that" is somehow a continuation of that sentence, leading me to the way I read it.

 

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Edited April 13, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations

[Nas 2,863]

Ah, just a little parent-child bonding moment.

 

 

[3:21:46 AM] NASCARFAN160: Tell Arty to stop being such an abusive mommy. : (

[3:21:56 AM] Artemis: ?!

[3:22:04 AM] NASCARFAN160: You know what you did!

[3:22:06 AM] NASCARFAN160: ;(

[3:22:18 AM] Elvis: She's only doing what's best for you, darling.

[3:22:23 AM] NASCARFAN160: But...

[3:22:24 AM] NASCARFAN160: But...

[3:22:27 AM] NASCARFAN160: I love her...

[3:22:29 AM] NASCARFAN160: And...

[3:22:32 AM] NASCARFAN160: Most of the time...

[3:22:41 AM] NASCARFAN160: It feels like she doesn't love me back... ;(

[3:22:51 AM] NASCARFAN160: It's like...she's not even there...

[3:23:03 AM] Artemis: Artemis hugs Nassy

[3:23:16 AM] NASCARFAN160: Huh...wh...wha?!

[3:23:20 AM] NASCARFAN160: ;(

[3:23:24 AM] NASCARFAN160: M...mommy...

[3:23:35 AM] NASCARFAN160: NASCARFAN160 hugs Arty back

[3:23:54 AM | Edited 3:24:01 AM] Artemis: We scared off Akita.

[3:23:57 AM] Elvis: See? We both love you. Now go to bed.

[3:24:07 AM] NASCARFAN160: I think we did.

[3:24:17 AM] NASCARFAN160: Wait...

[3:24:25 AM] NASCARFAN160: Why do grown-ups get to stay up?

[3:24:26 AM] NASCARFAN160: *pout*

[3:24:43 AM] Elvis: Because we're your parents and it's our job to make sure you go to bed.

[3:25:53 AM] Elvis: (I'm watching a creepypasta reading now.)

[3:25:58 AM] NASCARFAN160: But grown-ups get to have all the fun!!!

[3:26:12 AM | Edited 3:26:14 AM] NASCARFAN160: *flips over the family dining table*

[3:26:17 AM] NASCARFAN160: ;(

[3:26:23 AM] NASCARFAN160: Waaaah!

[3:27:24 AM] Elvis: Elvis hugs Nassy.

[3:27:33 AM] NASCARFAN160: NASCARFAN160 kicks Elvis in the shin

[3:27:38 AM] Elvis: D:

[3:27:43 AM] Elvis: Why, you!

[3:27:53 AM] NASCARFAN160: NASCARFAN160 slaps Elvis' face

[3:28:11 AM] Elvis: Elvis locks you in your room.

[3:28:17 AM] NASCARFAN160: Sorry, force of habit!

[3:28:20 AM] Elvis: Now go to bed!

[3:28:23 AM] NASCARFAN160: Oh, come on!

[3:28:27 AM] NASCARFAN160: This is mutiny!

[3:28:30 AM] Elvis: You little brat!

[3:28:31 AM] NASCARFAN160: Mutiny I tell you!

[3:28:33 AM] NASCARFAN160: B...

[3:28:36 AM] NASCARFAN160: Brat?...

[3:28:41 AM] Elvis: ...

[3:28:43 AM] Elvis: : O

[3:28:43 AM] NASCARFAN160: Did you just call me a...

[3:28:46 AM] NASCARFAN160: A...

[3:28:48 AM] NASCARFAN160: *sniff*

[3:28:51 AM] Elvis: I... I'm sorry.

[3:28:52 AM] NASCARFAN160: *sniff*

[3:28:55 AM] NASCARFAN160: B...

[3:29:00 AM] Elvis: I... I didn't mean it. : (

[3:29:00 AM] NASCARFAN160: You...

[3:29:02 AM] NASCARFAN160: But...

[3:29:04 AM] NASCARFAN160: But...

[3:29:13 AM] NASCARFAN160: *starts bawling uncontrollably and loudly*

[3:29:18 AM] NASCARFAN160: ;(

[3:29:21 AM] Elvis: It just came out.

[3:29:31 AM] NASCARFAN160: ...

[3:29:36 AM] NASCARFAN160: *cries even harder*

[3:31:49 AM] Elvis: I'm so sorry. You know I love you. I would never call you anything like that on purpose.

[3:31:55 AM] NASCARFAN160: But...

[3:32:00 AM] NASCARFAN160: You did it on purpose!

[3:32:06 AM] NASCARFAN160: *continues crying*

[3:32:08 AM] Elvis: No, it just slipped out.

[3:32:14 AM] NASCARFAN160: Yeah, right!

[3:32:19 AM] Elvis: ...

[3:32:26 AM] NASCARFAN160: That's what a dumb grow-up would say!

[3:32:34 AM] Elvis: Honey, please talk to our daughter. She's not listening to me.

[3:32:50 AM] NASCARFAN160: Mommy, daddy's being a big fat meanieeee!

[3:33:26 AM] NASCARFAN160: :, (

[3:33:49 AM] Elvis: I think mommy left.

[3:33:53 AM] NASCARFAN160: I think mommy died.

[3:33:57 AM] NASCARFAN160: You killed her!

[3:33:59 AM] Elvis: No...

[3:34:01 AM] Elvis: NO!

[3:34:01 AM] NASCARFAN160: You sick monster!

[3:34:09 AM] Elvis: You little-

[3:34:11 AM] NASCARFAN160: *kicks you in the shin and slaps you repeatedly*

[3:34:21 AM] Elvis: I would never!

[3:34:21 AM] NASCARFAN160: I'm telling the police on you!

[3:34:30 AM] Elvis: Go ahead! See if I care!

[3:34:37 AM] NASCARFAN160: Okay! > : (

[3:34:42 AM] NASCARFAN160: *dials 911*

[3:34:49 AM] NASCARFAN160: Hello?

[3:34:51 AM] NASCARFAN160: *sniff*

[3:34:53 AM] NASCARFAN160: ;(

[3:34:56 AM] Elvis: Elvis waits patiently.

[3:35:02 AM] NASCARFAN160: D-daddy killed mommy...

[3:35:09 AM] NASCARFAN160: And h-he's being a big meanie to me...

[3:35:09 AM | Edited 3:35:17 AM] Elvis: Elvis pulls the phone line from the wall.

[3:35:14 AM] NASCARFAN160: *sniff*

[3:35:24 AM] NASCARFAN160: Can you come and beat up daddy for m-

[3:35:29 AM] Elvis: ...

[3:35:34 AM] NASCARFAN160: Uhh...

[3:35:54 AM] Elvis: Go. to. bed. *holds a bloody knife behind his back*

[3:36:00 AM] NASCARFAN160: Um...

[3:36:01 AM] NASCARFAN160: No!

[3:36:18 AM] NASCARFAN160: I'm not...afraid of you! > : (

[3:36:39 AM] Elvis: Is that so?...

[3:36:50 AM] Elvis: Elvis walks toward you slowly.

[3:36:54 AM] NASCARFAN160: Yeah!

[3:37:00 AM] NASCARFAN160: Show mw what you got!

[3:37:02 AM] Elvis: Well...

[3:37:04 AM] NASCARFAN160: *puts his fists up*

[3:37:23 AM] Elvis: Mommy was afraid.  *shows you the knife*

[3:37:33 AM] NASCARFAN160: ...

[3:37:56 AM] NASCARFAN160: *pulls out double barrel shotgun from the wall and aims it at you*

[3:37:58 AM] NASCARFAN160:

[3:38:05 AM] NASCARFAN160: Go to bed, daddy.

[3:38:13 AM] Elvis: Elvis tilts his head.

[3:38:13 AM] Elvis: ...

[3:38:19 AM] Elvis: Pull the trigger.

[3:38:24 AM] NASCARFAN160: Okay.

[3:38:31 AM] Elvis: ]

[3:38:37 AM] NASCARFAN160: *pulls the trigger and shoots flurry of bullets through Elvis' body*

[3:38:43 AM] Elvis:

[3:39:06 AM] Elvis: I... I didn't... think you would... actually... do... i-it...

[3:39:17 AM] NASCARFAN160: Goodnight...daddy.

[3:39:22 AM] Elvis: Elvis dies.

[3:39:24 AM] Elvis: x_x

[3:39:26 AM | Edited 3:39:36 AM] NASCARFAN160: *blows smoke from the barrels*

[3:39:48 AM] NASCARFAN160: *falls asleep on the ground, laughing manically*

 

 

 

 

Let the record show that Artemis and Apple Bloom are not my actual biological mother and father, respectively.

Edited April 14, 2013 by NASCARFAN160

[Zoop 8,384]

Probably the best snippet from this thread.

 

[4/17/13 8:17:50 PM] Key Gear: Wanna join me and Zoop in some lightweight romance RP trolling? =P
[4/17/13 8:17:56 PM] Feld0: umm...

[Twiliscael 3,960]

"Life is hard when my dick isn't."

-Misha Mansoor.

[duidamasterXD 9,626]

Talking to Clarity while my internet was dying. It helps if you've seen the musical Wicked. If you haven't, this song will help. (Go to 1:20)

 

 

 

 

[4/3/2013 7:50:14 PM] DashForever : Sounds great .

[4/3/2013 7:50:34 PM] ROBOT KILLER: What do you think of that picture above? ^

[4/3/2013 7:51:56 PM] DashForever : Internet is really slow. It's loading

[4/3/2013 7:52:04 PM] ROBOT KILLER: brb, lunch :3

[4/3/2013 7:54:14 PM] DashForever : Maybe it'll be done when you get back XD

[4/3/2013 7:54:19 PM] DashForever : Maybe...

[4/3/2013 7:54:22 PM] DashForever : ;(

[4/3/2013 7:55:32 PM] DashForever : Loading!

[4/3/2013 7:55:53 PM] DashForever : Unadulterated loading!

[4/3/2013 7:56:14 PM] DashForever : For, the pic, the art, the drawing!

[4/3/2013 7:56:46 PM] DashForever : I'll load it all ( dun dun dun dun)

[4/3/2013 7:57:09 PM] DashForever : Every little thing however small!

[4/3/2013 7:57:43 PM] DashForever : Cause my internet's at a crawl!

[4/3/2013 7:57:50 PM] DashForever : Loading!

[4/3/2013 7:58:05 PM] DashForever : There's a strange exhilaration

[4/3/2013 7:59:03 PM] DashForever : In this slow Internet connection!

[4/3/2013 7:59:10 PM] ROBOT KILLER: back :3

[4/3/2013 7:59:14 PM] ROBOT KILLER: I eat quickly

[4/3/2013 7:59:21 PM] ROBOT KILLER: Nice lyrics

[4/3/2013 7:59:26 PM] DashForever : Oh, it loaded XD

[4/3/2013 7:59:27 PM] ROBOT KILLER: Singing it now...

 

 

I had plans to do the whole song XD.

Edited April 19, 2013 by DashForever

[Creamy Arty 6,251]

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This is just plain weird 

 

 

[4/26/13 9:21:52 PM] Key Gear: Come and kiss Key Gear, Starshine. It'll all be safe. :]

[4/26/13 9:22:48 PM] Starshine: Um, kiss the filly or the tech admin?

[4/26/13 9:22:59 PM] Key Gear: The filly, 'course. :3

[4/26/13 9:23:36 PM] Starshine hugs and kisses Key Gear's forehead

[Key Gear 6,662]

 

 

This is just plain weird 

 

Marco. I applaud your creativity and your imagination, but this never happened.   

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Marco. I applaud your creativity and your imagination, but this never happened.   

 

.... 

 

 

 

NICE TRY, BUT LITTLE DO YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE MORE EVIDENCE, HERE IS A SCREENSHOT OF THE INCIDENT

 

 

 

 

And of course this is not photoshoped. even I can't make something like this so quickly :3

[Zoop 8,384]

Marco. I applaud your creativity and your imagination, but this never happened.   

 

I know, right? Key would never cheat on you. That's just messed up to suggest!

[Betez 1,734]

All these inside jokes among staff members that I don't get.

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What kind of chatroom is that?

[King 5,625]

Zoop: use it for the 2014 april fools event. all admins get a [CENSORED] while the rest of the forum burns in misery.

 

Isn't Zoop nice :3

[Starshine 16,330]

 

[4/26/13 9:21:52 PM] Key Gear: Come and kiss Key Gear, Starshine. It'll all be safe. :]

[4/26/13 9:22:48 PM] Starshine: Um, kiss the filly or the tech admin?

 

Hm...

 

 

[4/26/13 9:22:59 PM] Key Gear: The filly, 'course. :3

[4/26/13 9:23:36 PM] Starshine hugs and kisses Key Gear's forehead

 

Do you really think I would take about a minute to answer such question? There are some lines between the last two lines that clearly shows that I was trying to kill Key Gear with three grenades and a creative application of a crowbar, not to kiss her as a sign of love.  It is very clear that you are taking the quotes out of context. It is also very easy to alter the screenshot with a Microsoft™ Paint.

[Creamy Arty 6,251]

All these inside jokes among staff members that I don't get.

 

 

What kind of chatroom is that?

 

If you're referring to the absurd dialogue, that's the staff lounge.

 

 

If you're referring to the application or whatever, it's just Skype on Linux. I'm using a dark theme because I hate feeling like I'm staring into a light bulb when I use my computer.

[King 5,625]

[6:20:52 PM] Nelson LaQuet: Ah... Dobe...
[6:21:00 PM] Full Spectrum: Or not dobe?
[6:21:09 PM] Dawn Rider: is the question

 

See...staff are refined individuals with good taste in theatre....

 

[6:22:04 PM] Full Spectrum: What do you call a small pig?
[6:22:10 PM] Dawn Rider: bacon
[6:22:11 PM] Dawn Rider: you?
[6:22:12 PM] Dawn Rider: xD
[6:22:17 PM] Full Spectrum: A hamlet of course
[6:22:20 PM] Dawn Rider: :3
[6:22:25 PM] Dawn Rider: Wait
[6:22:26 PM] Dawn Rider: WAIT
[6:22:27 PM] Nelson LaQuet: That works too
[6:22:33 PM | Edited 6:22:48 PM] Dawn Rider: Please dont tell me you tell that to students
[6:22:38 PM] Dawn Rider: please dont ... PLEASE
[6:22:40 PM] Dawn Rider: D:
[6:22:41 PM] Dawn Rider: Poor kids
[6:22:42 PM] Dawn Rider: :c
[6:22:43 PM] Dawn Rider: xD
[6:22:50 PM] Full Spectrum: No, I just thought of it. But NOW I will
[6:22:52 PM] Dawn Rider: NO!
[6:22:54 PM] Dawn Rider: DONT!
[6:22:56 PM] Dawn Rider: for the love of god!
[6:22:57 PM] Dawn Rider: D:
[6:23:15 PM] Full Spectrum: The Japanese schoolkids wouldn't get the joke I'm afraid
[6:23:22 PM] Full Spectrum: So I can't really use it
[6:23:32 PM] Dawn Rider: thats good..I think
[6:24:07 PM] Full Spectrum:

 

And we make bad jokes ....

[Jack Baker 698]

[6:22:04 PM] Full Spectrum: What do you call a small pig?[6:22:10 PM] Dawn Rider: bacon[6:22:11 PM] Dawn Rider: you?[6:22:12 PM] Dawn Rider: xD[6:22:17 PM] Full Spectrum: A hamlet of course[6:22:20 PM] Dawn Rider: :3[6:22:25 PM] Dawn Rider: Wait[6:22:26 PM] Dawn Rider: WAIT[6:22:27 PM] Nelson LaQuet: That works too[6:22:33 PM | Edited 6:22:48 PM] Dawn Rider: Please dont tell me you tell that to students[6:22:38 PM] Dawn Rider: please dont ... PLEASE[6:22:40 PM] Dawn Rider: D:[6:22:41 PM] Dawn Rider: Poor kids[6:22:42 PM] Dawn Rider: :c[6:22:43 PM] Dawn Rider: xD[6:22:50 PM] Full Spectrum: No, I just thought of it. But NOW I will[6:22:52 PM] Dawn Rider: NO![6:22:54 PM] Dawn Rider: DONT![6:22:56 PM] Dawn Rider: for the love of god![6:22:57 PM] Dawn Rider: D:[6:23:15 PM] Full Spectrum: The Japanese schoolkids wouldn't get the joke I'm afraid[6:23:22 PM] Full Spectrum: So I can't really use it[6:23:32 PM] Dawn Rider: thats good..I think[6:24:07 PM] Full Spectrum:  And we make bad jokes ....

Lol wut.

So THIS is what goes on when the staff isn't working... such strange creatures...

[King 5,625]

Lol wut.

So THIS is what goes on when the staff isn't working... such strange creatures...

Yes.... and this...

 

[6:52:45 PM] Nelson LaQuet: A wild Feld appears!

[6:52:57 PM] Dawn Rider: Dawn Rider throws Master Ball

[6:53:43 PM] Feld0 : Feld0 stares at the Master Ball unfazed.

[6:53:45 PM] akita-ken: You try to catch Felds?

[6:53:46 PM] Feld0 : Feld0 yawns.

[6:53:51 PM] akita-ken: Dawn do you have a death wish

[6:53:55 PM] akita-ken:

[6:54:00 PM] Dawn Rider: no I just want to own my very own Felds

[6:54:07 PM] Dawn Rider: I hear its best Pokemon

Edited May 2, 2013 by Dawn♥Rider