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"I'm super lazy today, it's just like lazy except I'm wearing my blanket like a cape." -Uknown.

 

"You can be the fastest person in the world, I can still catch you. You can be the sneakiest person in the world, I can still find you. You can be the strongest person in the world, I can still weaken you. You cannot out preform a person who knows how you work." -Me

 

Just thought to bring that out there though I don't think it's the greatest.

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Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

 

Haha. Some that I like are...

 

'Goddamnit Barb!' -Everyone when Barbra makes a pun

 

'If you feel sick, just... don't be sick.' -Gavin Free

 

'Theres a fine line between not listening, and not caring. I like to think I walk that line every day.' -Church, RvB

 

'Your a horrible person. That's what it says. You are a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that.' -GLADoS, Portal 2

 

'AAAAA...B?' -Wheatley, Portal 2

 

'Religion keeps the common folk quiet.' -Napoleon Bonaparte

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"Kids! Remember if the bears charge, bark and froth like you have rabies!" -Lucretia at the zoo in Housepets! (Housepets! arc 49. A Holiday at the Zoo)

'If you feel sick, just... don't be sick.' -Gavin Free

"If you want to stay healthy in America, don't get sick." -Michael Moore

I take writing commissions.

"Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017

"That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric

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"Are you on the list?"

"Noooo...but I believe my friends are, perhaps you know them: Franklin, Grant and Jackson?" 

- The Mask

 

"When in doubt...C4!"

Jamie Hyneman, Mythbusters

 

"Yes, normally I spread joy and good cheer where ever I go! But in your case, I think a butt kicking is more in order!"

Crosswire, Transformers Cybertron

 

"I'll look for it...as soon as I'm not being stabbed in the face!"

Issac Clark, Dead Space 3

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Ooh! 
"Give a man a fire he'll be warm for a day, Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
Sir Terry Pratchett.

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"Remember the exists are located here and here. And in case of a real emergency, put your head between your knees and - "

"Kiss your butt goodbye!" - the Rats from Chicken Run

 

"You're going to need a bigger boat..." - Chief Brodie from Jaws

 

"Bazinga!" - Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory

 

"Even though you can't see us...we're always watching..." Al the head Angel from Angels in the Outfield

 

"It's time now, for a new change to come! You've grown up, and your new life has begun, to go where you will go, to see what you might see, to find what you will be...for it's time for you...to forfill your destiny!" - Princess Celestia of MLP FIM

 

"Never give up, never surrender!" - Tim Allen, Galaxy Quest

 

"Was that Klingon??? You psychotic NERD!!!" - Paul the alien from Paul

 

"Get away from her you B****!" - Ripely, Aliens

 

and that's it for now!


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David Lister: And look, don't be too hard on Rimmer. You got the break, he didn't; he's just bitter.

"Ace" Rimmer: D'you know what that "break" was? At the age of seven, one of us was kept back a year; the other one wasn't.

David Lister: That's the only difference? Rimmer went down a year, and you stayed up?

"Ace" Rimmer: No. I was the one who went down a year. By his terms, he got the break. But being kept down a year made me. The humiliation: being the tallest boy in the class by a clear foot. It changed me. Made me buckle down. Made me fight back. And I've been fighting back ever since.

- Red Dwarf Season 4 Episode 5


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"Bazinga!" Sheldon Cooper

"Bonk!" TF2 Scout

"I just bagged the world's fattest man!" TF2 Sniper

"So you wanna share, huh?" Mordecai, Borderlands

"Yeyah!" Mordecai, Regular Show

"You don't need to shoot more accurately, you just need to shoot more bullets!" Marcus Kincaid, Borderlands

"Time to play!" Psycho, Borderlands

"I just don't know what went wrong..." Derpy, (MLP)

"I will be... TARDY!" Twilight Sparkle, (MLP)

"I have this for close encounters." Gaz, COD4

"Horohoroho!" TF2 Pyro

"Nice try mate, but I'M the best!" TF2 Sniper

"You got blood on my suit..." TF2 Spy

"Nothing like a challenging kill..." Mordecai, Borderlands

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  • "After all, justice in this world is just a bunch of principles, made by those with power to suit themselves."-Ciel Phantomhive

"I'll take a potato chip...and EAT IT!!"-Light Yagami

"Humans are so interesting"-Ryuk

"Even when our eyes are closed, there's a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves and our dreams."-Edward Elric

"I'm simply one hell of a butler."-Sebastian Michaelis 


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My life motto!

 

“We do have a lot in common. 
The same air, the same Earth, the same sky.
Maybe if we started looking at 
what's the same instead of 
always looking at what's different,

...well, who knows?”

~ Meowth

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"My god man! Drilling holes in this man's head is not the answer!"

Dr. McCoy, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

 

"When this thing hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit!"

Doc Brown, Back to the Future

 

"I've had it with these mothafuckin' snakes on this mothafuckin' plane!"

Samuel L. Jackson, Snakes on a Plane

 

"Revenge is a dish best served cold. It is very cold in space....."

Khan Noonien Singh, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

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You forgot these:

 

"The bullets come out of the slim end, mate!"

 

Sniper, TF2

 

"You cannot burn me! I am already ablaze with the fire of passion, for war!"

 

"Scotland is not a real country; you are an Englishman with a dress."

 

Soldier, TF2

 

And this is a personal favorite of mine:

 

"Now you. You can call me Ann Marie. But only if you're partial to being flayed alive and having an angry immortal skip rope with your entrails. If not... Then call me Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness. Charmed."

 

Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness, Skyrim

 

and this speech at 1.40

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_Vg4uyYwEk

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How would you walk, how would you talk if you thought: "Three percent of the population likes classical music, if only we could get it up to four percent we'd be back in business and all our problems would be over." How would you walk, how would you talk if you thought: "Everybody loves classical music! They just haven't found out about it yet!" It's an entirely different world. It's what you make of it that counts.

 

I found an easy way to find out if you've inspired someone. If their eyes are shining, you know you're doing it!

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"HI GIRLS..." - Twilight Sparkle

"Stay here... I'll be back." - Terminator 2 Judgement Day

"...If a machine can learn the value of human life...maybe we can too." Sarah Conner, Terminator 2 Judgement Day

"Life finds a way..." - Ian Malcom, Jurrassic Park

"You should see the look on your faces! Pricesless!" - Discord

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I'm just a silly little alicorn, trying to get by in the fandom ^^

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"Randy, when life is hard or bad is when you are being tested by life. It wants to see if you well give in and become cold and dead to the world, or well you stay the way you are. Sweet, loving, kind and very generous. I hope you don't give in like so many before you have." 

 

~My Mom

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"Does not matter what they say, my sweet love! I love you! and always will." 


~Princess Luna

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"When you do things right, ponies won't be sure you've done anything at all" 

 

I for one love this.. because its so damn true. Its simple to some.. but to me it means a lot

 

 

 

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"Does not matter what they say, my sweet love! I love you! and always will." 


~Princess Luna

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