The Vending Machine.

[Pieburner 1,680]

Gets a dog

Inserts Capper

[SparklingSquirrels 21,342]

You get Cappy from "Super Mario Odyssey".

*inserts some Swirly avatars*

[Number62 1,258]

Gets sparkling avatars.

 

Inserts a spoon.

[Prospekt 11,018]

You get a can of soup.

*inserts a spider*

[Will Guide 21,360]

You get a fly.

*inserts a Changeling wing scale*

[Duality 10,740]

You get a pegasus wing feather.

*inserts a penny*

[azbat 305]

You get a Brain.

"insert a washer"

[SparklingSquirrels 21,342]

You get some nuts and bolts.

*inserts the person below me*

[Pieburner 1,680]

You get an official game used Montreal Canadiens puck

Inserts WWE Figure

[Mirage 24,770]

You get body slammed.  o3o

*Inserts a bottle of Tawny Porto*

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

You receive a bottle of rum... an empty bottle of rum. Why is the rum gone?

*inserts floppy disc*

[SparklingSquirrels 21,342]

10 minutes ago, Feather Spiral said:

Why is the rum gone?

Because you drank it  

You get a floppy-eared rabbit!

*inserts a private message *

[Pieburner 1,680]

Gets good meme

Inserts bad meme

[Telferi 6,906]

You got Sanic!

 

*Insets Smetana's Moldau*

 

 

[Duality 10,740]

You get a broken YouTube link.

*inserts a Twilight plushie*

[Prospekt 11,018]

You get me.

*inserts my phone*

[Duality 10,740]

You get a plasma cannon.

But only if your phone's a Samsung.

Otherwise you get a glorified toaster.

 

*inserts a snapped pencil lead*

1 minute ago, Prospekt said:

You get me.

Worth it. 

[Yumekai 735]

You get a some water 

Spoiler

Which may or may not have lead in it

*Inserts a disk with Windows Vista on it*

[Duality 10,740]

You get a diskdragon.

Spoiler

*inserts a paper clip*

[Pieburner 1,680]

Gets a completed essay for you to use

Inserts frog

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

The machine sings It is not easy being green as sung by Kermit from the Muppet Show.

*tosses in a dragonfruit*

[Pieburner 1,680]

Gets orange

Inserts Lil Dicky

 

[TBD 17,254]

pickle rick

*Insert casino coin *

[luftschloss 831]

*inserts OP*

You get a moldy onion. Congrats. 

[TBD 17,254]

you'll get OP monster that will destroy the world 

*insert a sushi*