The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but it got lost along the way of coming to you.

i wish for rain, it’s so dry here..

[ShyGuy 22]

Granted, but the rain will bring heavy thunder and scare all the dogs loose.

I wish I could grow a garden in my yard.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, your whole yard is a garden, infested with weeds and plenty of various insects.

I wish someone would have responded to my original wish.

Edited April 22, 2019 by Cpl_Dixon

[TBD 17,254]

granted but they don't know exactly what you wished for. 

I wish the world is like a anime. 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, everything moves in choppy, still-shot like quality.

I wish a game I server I frequent wasn't shutting down.

[TBD 17,254]

granted but instead it's lagging.

I wish for a unlimited tickets to the movie. 

[TS Lightner 269]

"the movie"  Just one?  Well then, unlimited tickets to the Bee Movie it is!  (However, it's the special "but Every Sentence is Pitch Corrected 'Ya Like Jazz'" edition.)

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

[TBD 17,254]

granted but there's nothing to do now.

I wish I have this 

[Eathlin 37]

Granted, but it comes to life and kills your family.

I wish for all life to end.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted.  Without life, there is nothing, and so there is no wish to wish away all life, so you are now trapped in this paradox for eternity.

I wish that wish wasn't so difficult to corrupt.

[Mirage 24,747]

Granted, but now you read the last chapter of every book you read, first.

I wish I was a pro ice hockey player.

 

Edited April 23, 2019 by Mirage

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. Drafted into the worst team ever and never make it to championship. 

 

I wish i could could be as talented as some of the YouTubers I watch. 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted.  But now the YouTubers you watch have no talent whatsoever.

I wish I could randomly get an unusual in Team Fortress 2.

[Kion 7,407]

Granted but now your bad at team fortress 

I wish I was on a cruise. 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but by the worst luck ever, your ship sinks.  You don't make it into a lifeboat, and you are left adrift on an inflatable pool toy.  Eventually, you wash up on shore, only to find out you're stuck on an uninhabited island.  Will you ever be able to return to civilization?  Only time will tell...

I wish Valve was a little more active with content production.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. Said content is useless crap that literally no one asked for........again.

 

I wish my mom would stop nagging at me for hours over a minor screw-up. 

[TBD 17,254]

granted but now your mom will start nagging you for days over a major screw-up.

 

I wish for a day where it's just me in the world. 

[NotATimeTraveller 6]

Granted, but "the world" happens to be mars

I wish for a mandarin orange that tastes nice

[Kion 7,407]

Granted but now your mandarin orange taste a little to sweet and has a bit of sour as well. 

I wish I could visit equestria.

[Lord Valtasar 12,690]

granted, but you're imidiately taken to an underground laboratory to be studied and be experimented on

I wish i could pause time(and not get paused along with everyone else)

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but since everything is frozen except you, that means the air cannot freely move around your body, so you won't be able to move or breathe.

I wish I was better at melee fights in Team Fortress 2.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,230]

I shall grant your wish but your foes will go against you with melee as same as level as you! 

[TBD 17,254]

I wish for someone to make a wish for me to corrupt. 

[Nsxile 26,895]

Granted, but the wish has already been corrupted by someone else 

I wish I had precognition

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You can only see one femtosecond into the future.

I wish I didn't feel so sleepy.