The Corrupted Wish Game

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Granted, you are never tired, but your body cannot keep up and you break it down faster than if you were to tire out like normal, until you eventually end up breaking yourself down entirely.

I wish more great horror movies came out quicker.

[Samurai Equine 50,972]

Granted. The cinema is now nothing but horror movies, and everything else is either made for TV, home release, or streaming exclusive. Oh sure, it's fun the first few times with a few big horror cinematic universes. But after a while, everyone stops caring, the movies have nothing original to offer anymore even if they are great, and people wonder why they are still being made.

I wish I could finish all my art projects faster...

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You can complete all of your art projects in a fraction of a second, but the results look crappy and because the work was so rushed.

I wish I could mind control other people.

[Concerned Bystander 2,902]

Granted, but that control extends only as far as being able to make people punch you in the face.

I wish Thundercats Roar wasn't a thing.

[Mirage 24,747]

Indeed, it ceases to be a thing but is replaced by Dumb and Dumber's most annoying sound ever. :3

I wish we all got along better.

[Samurai Equine 50,972]

Granted. We are all beings of PURE EVIL now! I'm talking stereotypical, one-dimensional, evil-for-evil's-sake evil. But while we're all busy destroying and conquering everything, at least we understand each other and acknowledge each others as equals.

I wish the world was one big super continent instead of multiple land masses.

[Will Guide 21,360]

13 hours ago, Samurai Equine said:

Granted. We are all beings of PURE EVIL now! I'm talking stereotypical, one-dimensional, evil-for-evil's-sake evil. But while we're all busy destroying and conquering everything, at least we understand each other and acknowledge each others as equals.

I wish the world was one big super continent instead of multiple land masses.

Granted but the dinosaurs come back and destroy us all.

I wish I could sing professionally.

[Tao 7,538]

You will, but only Opera on a Tuesday while being naked in Time Square in the winter! 

 

 

I wish to be a unicorn!

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You are a dead unicorn.

I wish I could make money without working.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted and jailed for bank robbery. 

I wish I can make real money out from air. 

[Number62 1,258]

Granted. You wave your hands, and the only thing that comes out of the air are concrete letters spelling out "real money".

I wish I could be a master prankster.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,662]

Granted, you are now a master prankster. However, you can only pull pranks on yourself and you won't even realize you're doing it until after it happens. People now regard you as crazy and attention-hungry.

I wish there was confirmed, real evidence of the existence of the supernatural.

[Samurai Equine 50,972]

Granted. You are given undeniable proof of the supernatural. However, all of it is time sensitive. By the time you try to spread it around, digitally or otherwise, the evidence erases itself, deletes its digital footprint, and makes sure no one but you will ever be a witness to this real evidence.

I wish I could win all my legal trials and never have to serve on jury duty.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted but you forgot to pay the taxes now you'll be serving the country instead. GET IN THE FORMATION LINE SOLDIER! 

 

I wish I can rule to world. 

 

[Samurai Equine 50,972]

Granted! You are now the ruler of an empty world with no intelligent life on it but yourself. Enjoy it before nature and the wild animals take over. 

On 2/20/2020 at 6:49 PM, TBD said:

Granted but you forgot to pay the taxes now you'll be serving the country instead. GET IN THE FORMATION LINE SOLDIER! 

How is this a corruption? You just gave me the best outcome ever! 

I wish pop music was better and more diverse in genres.

[SparklingSquirrels 21,332]

Granted, you find a couple more songs you like but other genres disappear...

I wish I could fall asleep earlier at night.

[Samurai Equine 50,972]

Granted! You now go to bed earlier, but you also wake up so early that you never get enough sleep at night.

I wish no one needed naps.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted now we all become a restless mindless zombies

I wish I can do out of body experiences and then back. 

 

[DixonTheAdversary 1,632]

Granted, but you are never put back into the same body you left.

I wish I was good at image editing.

[TBD 17,254]

Granted your editing skills is just as good as mediocre level. 

I wish to be a superhero. 

[Samurai Equine 50,972]

Granted! You are a super hero with many super powers! But the world has all ready reached world peace, so... Try not be a public menace with your super human powers, okay? 

I wish I knew how to code.

[TBD 17,254]

granted you know how make a code for how to speak cows. 

I wish Hottopic sells more punk rock attires. 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,051]

On 3/30/2020 at 2:16 AM, TBD said:

I wish Hottopic sells more punk rock attires

Granted but they're all pink and you have to wear them everyday

I wish I could see you wearing those  

[Emerald Claus 24,848]

Granted, but they're invisible
 

I wish I had more people to hug

[BlankFlank777 199]

Granted but they're all a bunch of filthy perverts.

I wish i had better eyesight.