The Corrupted Wish Game

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Granted. You can’t improve anymore.

 

i wish that I wasn’t so retarded as to make everyone hate me because I am the biggest idiot that has ever existed in the entire multiverse and should not deserve to exist because my only purpose is to hurt everyone and I wish I had some other purpose in life and if you say follow your god I will laugh because I am an atheist and that is another reason to hate me so I don’t even matter except for the fact that I am made up of matter and I can’t even explain how pointless my existence is without making a joke.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Granted. But, you end up being a know-it-all that no one likes.

I wish Twilight Sparkle would get hit in the tungulus.

[Hollow Wing 51]

Twilight Was hit too hard and is now dead. Show's over. and  so is the series.

[TS Lightner 269]

...

...And so is this game?

 

 

I wish this game wasn't dead now too.

[TBD 17,228]

granted but the rest of the forum games are dead and you are stuck playing this game until you are sick of it. 

I wish for one relaxing day .

 

[Nightfall Gloam 18,237]

Granted but you begin to get bored of being relaxed.

I wish I stopped getting small headaches after eating takeaway.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, no more headaches for you, but you get a stomach ache, and of course, nature calls.... A LOT! 

I wish Momo (My Hero Academia) would be my waifu for laifu. o3o

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

10 minutes ago, We_R_VeNoM said:

Granted, no more headaches for you, but you get a stomach ache, and of course, nature calls.... A LOT! 

I wish Momo (My Hero Academia) would be my waifu for laifu. o3o

 

Granted, but you become anime and will be disliked by those who hate anime.

I wish next time, I'm at Disneyland, I could look through a magical device to see what the area looks like X years ago.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted, but you’re stuck in that timeline with no means of going back. 

 

I wish that my future is successful. 

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted but your current present will always become a failure once the future becomes present.

I wish I could have met @Baby Dashie's biological father.

Edited May 15, 2018 by SwitchGuy2018

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but he hates your guts.

I wish to fly a plane.

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, but it crashes!

I wish I would be a little more popular...

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but now you have so many people trying to contact and be friends with you that you end up with anxiety attacks o3o

I wish I could split into several smaller iterations of myself o3o

 

[RDDash 18,866]

Granted, but one of you is lost and never found.

I wish I was a pilot

[Nightfall Gloam 18,237]

Granted but you must live on a plane for the rest of your life.

I wish I had a cuddly Rainbow Dash plush

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted, but it’s got the features of the infamous “Lyra Plushie”

 

I wish i can go to High Roller Pony Con this summer in Las Vegas. 

[TBD 17,228]

granted but you lose your ticket and can't get access to it.

I wish there's some clouds up in the sky at where I live.

 

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT they dissappear within 5 minutes so enjoy it while you can dood.

I wish I had every Movie on DVD

 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but now you're in the 70s, long before DVD players will exist.

 

I wish for more time in a day.

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, but its more night hours!

I wish for some good friends when I get to my new house.

(Im very shy irl ;-;)

[kaiser5578 340]

Granted, but they are nudist who don't shower

I wish my family's nobility was still valid

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you're deposed and exiled to America D:

 

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

Error 404: @The_Gobo's wish not found

Well here's my wish-

I wish I could be the ruler of Soviet Russia! 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted!
But it's on the verge of collapse!

I wish I had remembered to wish last time, given how many times I've called others out on that very thing ^^:

 

[King of Canterlot 9,588]

Granted, but your post glitches out and it posts the same post ten times! 

I wish I could just get paid by sitting around and doing nothing