Ask Princess Trollestia

[Leafeon 2,702]

 

Quite simple really, but I'll let the facts speak for themselves:

 

 

 

 

 

 

DAT FILLY BE CRAZY!!!!!!!!    The first time I laid eyes on good ol' Twi, I just knew I had an especially temperamental little filly on my hooves and just HAD TO TAKE HER UNDER MY WING!!!  As a professional troll, I simply could not pass up the opportunity to drive Ms. Sparkle to the brink of insanity every chance I get.  She's simply the perfect troll-target; incredibly OCD to the point that she freaks if even the slightest thing is amiss, and she also venerates me like a bucking god!!!  If that doesn't scream FUN TIME I don't know what does!   So yeah, she's been a lot of fun to mess around with over the years, and now that she's a princess I'll get to mix things up and try some new things I never have before.  After all, that goody-two-shoes Cadence was starting to teach Twilight how to maintain a calm composure; can't have none of that now, can we?  So I figured giving Twilight a crown and pair of wings (and sending her to some strange new world while I'm at it) would be enough to thoroughly do away with all the progress Ms. Princess of Love has made!  Now I just have to sit back and watch the fruits of my efforts unfold into some delightfully entertaining fodder for my own amusement!  Oh, it's going to be so much fun!!! 

 

 

Fair enough.

 

Hey. Have you ever met That Guy With The Glasses?

[Batbrony 16,055]

Fair enough.

 

Hey. Have you ever met That Guy With The Glasses?

 

Yes, why do you ask?

[Leafeon 2,702]

 

Yes, why do you ask?

 

Just wondering. 

[Batbrony 16,055]

Just wondering. 

 

Yeah, turned him into a pony for awhile because he seemed to really like my #1 OCD student!

 

 

Didn't work out in the long run, though.  He had some, shall we say, critiques of my rule (ah, see what I did there??? ).

 

 

Briefly considered sending him to the moon for that one, but decided that was simply too cliche.  Ended up going for something more... creative. 

 

Heheh, he now remembers every second of "Batman and Robin" word for word and frame for frame for all eternity.  HA!!!!!!!  

 

[Moon Rat 4,772]

Dear princess Trollestia...

Use your growth spell aannnd...

 

Eat me pls

Edited June 16, 2013 by ~Wuvable Woona~

[Doctor Shuu 797]

I'm not sure if I like bananas or not. Where can I find out?

[Batbrony 16,055]

Dear princess Trollestia...

Use your growth spell aannnd...

 

Eat me pls

 

 

 Ummmmmm... what?

 

I'm not sure if I like bananas or not. Where can I find out?

 

At a grocery store.

 

[Moon Rat 4,772]

 

 

Ummmmmm... what?

Oh, I meant to say bite me duufus

 

Wif wuv tho

 

I apologize for that, I'm too hyped up...

 

 

Anyhoo, yes...

It's for a science project.

And don't worry, I have my invincibility spell on so I'll be fine

Edited June 16, 2013 by ~Wuvable Woona~

[Demonic Soulz 483]

Ever thought of learning alchemy???

[Batbrony 16,055]

Oh, I meant to say bite me duufus

 

Wif wuv tho

 

I apologize for that, I'm too hyped up...

 

 

Anyhoo, yes...

It's for a science project.

And don't worry, I have my invincibility spell on so I'll be fine

 

 Ummm... OK.  Uh, here, jump into this piece of cake after I shrink you down.  No way I'm eating somepony plain (gotta say, never thought I'd have any reason to speak that sentence)! 

 

 

Mmmmmmmm... cake.

 

Ever thought of learning alchemy???

 

Eh, not really; sounds like a lot of work and with all the crap I have to deal with running a country as it is I don't really feel like picking up alchemy.  Besides, do I really look like I need to unlock the secrets to making gold or eternal life?  The latter's kind of a given when you've ruled Equestria for over 1,000 years, and as for gold, I'M MOTHER BUCKING PRINCESS SUNBUTT!!!!!  Just check out my pimped out Princess-Mobile! 

 

 

Your tax bits at work everypony! 

[harmonyplus 12]

Hello.

 

The Princess pony with wings and a horn and sparkly hair,

 

What's your favourite pokemon?

 

Bye.

 

PS. Can I borrow a pencil?

[Batbrony 16,055]

Hello.

 

The Princess pony with wings and a horn and sparkly hair,

 

What's your favourite pokemon?

 

Bye.

 

PS. Can I borrow a pencil?

 

Oh that's easy!  Magikarp of course!!! 

 

 

*squee* SHE'S SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

And sorry, I would let you borrow a pencil, but Twilight kinda just broke the last one.  Sorry dude. 

 

[harmonyplus 12]

Dear the Princess,

 

It's okay, I got a feather pen.

 

Have you ever met Surprise, the Wonderbolt/concept for Pinkie Pie?

 

Also, your thoughts on Pinkie Pie?

 

Bye

[Batbrony 16,055]

Dear the Princess,

 

It's okay, I got a feather pen.

 

Have you ever met Surprise, the Wonderbolt/concept for Pinkie Pie?

 

Also, your thoughts on Pinkie Pie?

 

Bye

 

No I haven't.  I have a hard enough time dealing with that pink menace as it is. 

 

And speaking of Pinkie Pie, as for my thoughts on her... I don't like her.   Little hyperactive madhouse has a tendency to steal my sweets from right under my nose.  I LIKE MY SWEETS!!!!!!!   Ergo, anypony who takes them from me is automatically on my Bad List: trust me, you don't want to be on the Bad List. 

 

 

I am getting better at getting back at her though. 

 

 

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[harmonyplus 12]

Well, I'm sure you're good friend with discorded Fluttershy.

 

Also, any tips on trolling? 

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

How did you feel when Pinkie overthrew you and rode you across the country, proclaiming her victory with the glorious sound of a flugelhorn?

 

Edited June 20, 2013 by DashForever

[Batbrony 16,055]

Well, I'm sure you're good friend with discorded Fluttershy.

 

Also, any tips on trolling? 

 

Just one: troll or be trolled.  'Tis the first and most important law of survival in the Trolling Kingdom.

 

 

How did you feel when Pinkie overthrew you and rode you across the country, proclaiming her victory with the glorious sound of a flugelhorn?

 

 

 

 

Huh?  So that's what happened last Friday night after I blacked out from those 3 barrels of Sweet Apple Acres cider mixed with dragon piss and Pinkie's Secret Brew ( What???  It wasn't my idea, Luna dared me! ).  I guess I can't really be mad at Pinkie, after all, I did take the dare.  If I'm being honest, that's not the worst thing I've done before after blacking out.

 

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*sigh* Go ahead, ask. 

Edited June 20, 2013 by Batbrony

[duidamasterXD 9,627]

What is the worst thing you've done after blacking out? Was it as bad as this?

 

 

 

 

Edited June 21, 2013 by DashForever

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

i just put a wii u on your bag.

[Batbrony 16,055]

What is the worst thing you've done after blacking out? Was it as bad as this?

 

 

 

 

 

 

WHY WOULD U POST THAT?!?!    And no, to answer your question, that's not the worst thing I'VE ever done after blacking out, that's the worst thing Chengar Qordath has ever done after blacking out ( at least that's what he still claims, but I think he's just trying to avoid the one-way ticket to the moon I am SOOOOOO tempted to give him after that).

 

i just put a wii u on your bag.

 

Great, I'll sell it and use the money to get an Xbox One.    Luna may be the bigger gamer of the two of us, but that doesn't mean I don't like pwning me some noobs every once in awhile.

 

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

 

No I haven't.  I have a hard enough time dealing with that pink menace as it is. 

 

And speaking of Pinkie Pie, as for my thoughts on her... I don't like her.   Little hyperactive madhouse has a tendency to steal my sweets from right under my nose.  I LIKE MY SWEETS!!!!!!!   Ergo, anypony who takes them from me is automatically on my Bad List: trust me, you don't want to be on the Bad List. 

 

 

I am getting better at getting back at her though. 

 

 

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 

OH MAH GAWD NAWT DA FAIC!

PUTITOUTPUTITOUT! T_T

 

 

Oh heres a pic of suprise too:

 

 

Left: Pinkamena (Cupcakes Pinkie Pie)

Middle: Pinkie Pie (Regular

Right: Suprise (G1 Pinkie Pie she almost made it but Pinkie Pie replaced her)

Sorry its the only good Suprise pic i can find ):

Edited June 22, 2013 by Lightning Sketch

[RileyJC1243 4]

Have you ever trolled your sister Luna?

[Demonic Soulz 483]

Did you ever Played Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask

[iNsAnIty MaStEr 102]

Hey Trollestia i heard you need a Xbox 1 so i bought you one

 

The seller said its bleeding out of its power button and occasionally jeff comes out and i dont belive so have it

Did you ever Played Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask

@your sig

 

Uh no ;~;

 

I got enough traumas for this year...

[Batbrony 16,055]

Have you ever trolled your sister Luna?

 

Ohhhhhhhh... just a bit. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ahhhhh, good times, good times.   Love ya LSBTV (Little Sister Best Trolling Victim )!!!!!

 

Did you ever Played Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask

 

Nope, how is it?  Does it have that annoying-as-buck fairy from Ocarina of Time?  She always cracked me up; so simple, and yet such an effective way to troll millions of gamers!!! 

 

Hey Trollestia i heard you need a Xbox 1 so i bought you one

 

The seller said its bleeding out of its power button and occasionally jeff comes out and i dont belive so have it

 

Huzzah!  Time to pwn some noobs with mah girlfriends!!! 

 

 

Me-dammit Luna, why do you have to be such a good gamer???