Pony Pickup Lines

[Viscra Maelstrom 3,718]

You're... going to LOVE ME!

 

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0-LzKQw8uo

[Lady Rarity Pony 4,892]

Word of the day is "legs"...what do you say we go home and spread the word

[Captain Marvelous 544]

sometimes, people can just be blunt

 

[Nico 790]

What do you say you and me go 'horse around'?

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

I like hay.

[Arcus (Silver Lining) Wind 983]

Do you like mmmmmmmbananas?

 

Lets go hit the hay.

 

You know what the say about an earth ponies stamina?

 

They don't call me Big Mac cause I'm tall.

[I used to be a stranger 7,993]

They say humans are great kissers.

[NSunicorn 0]

Hey, I just read this awesome fanfiction about us... wanna act it out? 

[Rainbow Dash 1,472]

Can I be the Soarin to your pie?

[Flutter's lover <3 8,205]

"Are you a writer? Because I can see your plot hole.

[Scootalove 10,689]

How about we go deeper into the Everfree Forest?

[DubWolf 17,264]

*sigh* this is at the bottom of the page.

 

If you were a pony, I'd ride you!

[Dr. Zerkagon 92]

Are you a unicorn or are you just glad to see me?

[Sunbro 4 Lyfe 939]

Are you a changeling? 'cause I feel like giving you some love.

 

You're not a filly, but how about you and I go foal around?

(pun and a pickup line!)

Edited January 6, 2014 by Adventure Sphere

[Silverhoof 2,844]

"Those lips! That mane! Those hooves! That eye..."

 

I can tell you live in a library, Twi. You have 'Fine' written all over you.

[Adrela-Line 3]

Twilight pickup line:

The reason I call you Twi is because your already my light

Rainbow dash pickup line:

My heart beats for you faster than you can fly

Pinkie pie pickup line:

If there's one thing I've learnt from you,it's breaking walls(4th wall) .but the wall I want to break is between you and me

Fluttershy pickup line:

If you cheered for me, I bet angel bunny would call backup to send me to heaven

Rarity pickup line:

Why look for gems when I have the most beautiful gem right here. In front of me

Apple jack pickup line:

Your as tough as an apple, but if I told you how

beautiful you are, you'd be as red as one too

[chirox the pony 1,336]

Hey would you like me to taste your pinkie pie?

[caramelcream 34]

i call my "big mac" trixe because it is great and powerful...

you may shoot me and smash my grave up in three... two... one....

[Bolt the Super-Pony 62]

"I'd love to explore your Everfree Forest."

[Ammilbur 37]

Feel like tasting the rainbow?

 

Use that on an rainbow dash fan lol

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

"Wanna go get some hay fries, or coffee maybe?"

[Barniboos27 2]

Are you a fallen apple because I'd pick you up.

[SpittyPie2005 3,952]

• Are you Sunset? Because you really Shimmer!
• Are you Twilight? Because you really Sparkle!
• You must be Smolder, because you're making me Sweet and Smoky oh gosh that was horrible...*ew*
• Are you a Wonderbolt? Because you've got my heart Soarin!
• Are you an apple tree? Cause I wanna buck you all night long that was also horrible
• Damn, these are some Big Macs you have there~

On 12/15/2013 at 9:00 PM, Flutter's lover <3 said:

"Are you a writer? Because I can see your plot hole.

THIS IS PERFECT