Meson Bolt 2,648 April 4, 2016 Share April 4, 2016 What do you call a really non-reactive relationship? Carbon dating. Your family is who you make it out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeyWiz 1,097 April 14, 2016 Share April 14, 2016 (edited) My friend and I were looking at THE WORST puns at school today. I'm just gonna leave these pics here and, uh, well..... Edited April 14, 2016 by DJ Gumball 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrubbed user 3,416 April 17, 2016 Share April 17, 2016 How does a train eat? It goes "chew chew". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widdershins 9,959 October 23, 2016 Share October 23, 2016 Well, I suppose you'd need a bit of a background in the game, Warcraft first... See, there's professions and a bunch of resources to gather n' stuff in Warcraft. Back in the Cataclysm expansion I picked up the job of Jewelcrafting, digging & grinding up rocks n' dirt to get gemstones to cut into jewelry and what have you. My trouble is that I've always been more of a collector then someone to craft the natural rocks into something I could turn a profit with. So these days have a lot of the outdated gems stockpiled up with no use for them, but I still think they're valuable enough to attempt to sell them on the Auction House for exorbitant prices despite no one wanting to shell out that much gold for them. Guess it's true what they say.... .....No one bids on a Carnelian when debt is on the line! Beatings & Salivations Everybeing! Creativity is something blatantly important to me as is no doubt evidenced by the 28 OCs I have posted here of the some forty plus I have, they're linked altogether at the bottom of my About Me page in my Profile & I would deeply cherish anything you wish to say about them! Among which of those I am proudest most of is my Draconequusona, His/My Ask Thread and my Hydra, Gallimaufry or "Mauf" and their own Ask Thread! Either way, sufficed to say, I am quite confident I have more OCs than you! Crazier to! Do You have a tatzelpony?! No, I rather think you don't! Hew-Hew-hew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luminance 2,186 October 24, 2016 Share October 24, 2016 What do trees drink? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meson Bolt 2,648 October 24, 2016 Share October 24, 2016 When you're riding horseback, what's it called when somebody's following behind too closely? Ponytail-gaiting. (Gait - cadence of walking for horses) Your family is who you make it out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widdershins 9,959 November 13, 2016 Share November 13, 2016 Wan' hear a dirty joke? Kid fell in a mud puddle! A guy walks into a bar. He says "Ow!" What's the difference between a motorcycle and a scooter? ..........I don't know! I'M ASKING YOU! What's blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint. Beatings & Salivations Everybeing! Creativity is something blatantly important to me as is no doubt evidenced by the 28 OCs I have posted here of the some forty plus I have, they're linked altogether at the bottom of my About Me page in my Profile & I would deeply cherish anything you wish to say about them! Among which of those I am proudest most of is my Draconequusona, His/My Ask Thread and my Hydra, Gallimaufry or "Mauf" and their own Ask Thread! Either way, sufficed to say, I am quite confident I have more OCs than you! Crazier to! Do You have a tatzelpony?! No, I rather think you don't! Hew-Hew-hew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
20% Cooler Than Cake 161 November 14, 2016 Share November 14, 2016 I used to look up to my heroes. Then I grew taller. “There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest November 16, 2016 Share November 16, 2016 What happens when dogs have finished their traveling plans? They embark on a journey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lightning-Twister 58 November 19, 2016 Share November 19, 2016 (edited) When you forgot to put on your ear-protectors and accidentally fire a gun, you know it's fully-louded. Edited November 19, 2016 by Lightning-Twister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamecubeguy214 2,512 November 23, 2016 Share November 23, 2016 Mario Kart is a racist game because it's a racing game 1 Pennutoh has a gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meson Bolt 2,648 November 23, 2016 Share November 23, 2016 My friend has asthma so sometimes chicken nut bread. (Asian accent, everyone) 1 Your family is who you make it out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuga 26 November 24, 2016 Share November 24, 2016 I'm so mad I can't find my stress ball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest November 27, 2016 Share November 27, 2016 What is happening when a gay person calls someone? Homophones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.W. 3,619 December 2, 2016 Share December 2, 2016 Friend: Yeah so this is the music style we play in our little group. Me: Ah, I see... Or rather, I hear. *Ba-dum-tis* 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiri 7,288 December 6, 2016 Share December 6, 2016 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randimaxis 8,652 December 9, 2016 Share December 9, 2016 3 ===== ( 0 ) ===== Fnord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStreak98 828 December 14, 2016 Share December 14, 2016 What do you call an excitable obstetrician? An OMGYN! "I still believe that peace and plenty and happiness can be worked out some way. I am a fool." -Kurt Vonnegut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Courageous Thunder Dash 7,824 December 14, 2016 Share December 14, 2016 So appearently, the Indianapolis Colts have been iffy. Maybe Andrew doesn't have as much Luck as he did a few years ago... Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeWg-TtBRMfqketa1ELyKGg Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/menelik-david-kenneth-cannady 2nd SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/thunder-dash-alternative/tracks Pony.fm: https://pony.fm/thunder-dash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest January 5, 2017 Share January 5, 2017 What game does a Noctowl play in class? Kahoothoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meson Bolt 2,648 January 26, 2017 Share January 26, 2017 What's the opposite of Gatorade? Straightorade. 1 Your family is who you make it out to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest February 7, 2017 Share February 7, 2017 How does a dog start their drawing career? They draw many ruff drafts first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrubbed user 3,416 February 11, 2017 Share February 11, 2017 I'd tell a chemistry joke, but I don't think there will be a reaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest October 6, 2017 Share October 6, 2017 What happens when Vinyl Scratch has a meeting but she has something else coming for that day? She postpon3s the meeting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duality 10,740 October 8, 2017 Share October 8, 2017 "Tear-able, Tear-able Puns"? Oh no, y'all even made the thread cry with how bad your jokes are. [ O.C. ] ~ [ Ask Thread ] ~ [ Vocabillularary Website ] ~ [ DHMO Website (educate yourselves before it's too late!) ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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