The best story evar, five words at a time

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and they had no muffins

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One day, Rainbow Dash came

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to ask Derpy where she

Edited March 17, 2012 by Jadefire

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Aquired so many mahogany statuettes

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but Derpy said in reply

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"WHAT THE HECK" and Derpy

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Burned down a big orphanage.

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One year late, Derpy found

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that her parents maintained orphanages.

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and she was sad because

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she had dishonoured her family

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so she decided to repent

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and travel to Ponyville to

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Start a cupcake factory, but

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derpy found a rainbow muffin

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Inside an abandoned factories upstairs

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That had blueberrys in it

Edited March 19, 2012 by Strafe

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,but the blueberries were rabbit

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? do you mean rabid like poisonous... i'll assume that ...anyway

 

 

and Derpy ate the berries....

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So she collapsed on the

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flolf.

 

Suddenly there was a...

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loud noise. It sounded like

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a bomb exploding in Ponyville

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but it was really just

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A YAELLOW CAARRRRR