Stupid things you believed when you were younger

[Sunshower Raindrops 3,227]

I thought that furniture came to life in the night.

 

Ya good luck trying to understand that one.

[Shadow Thrill 15]

I also used to think that clouds were great masses of oxygen.

[Adash 193]

I thought I could run up walls.

[Undubbed Wubs 93]

-Furbies could eat me at night if I didn't pretend to love them.

 

Furbies have always disturbed me with their soulless eyes, but EAT you?  *shudder*

 

I used to think that there were diamonds buried under the diamond shaped carpool lane markers.

 

I also used to think that a solar powered light-bulb would actually work and power itself.

 

Oh, and I believed that my Amiga computer had an unlimited color bit-depth, that it could produce infinite colors on the screen all at once.

[Fuzzy Bugs 89]

~ Well, there's the generic stuff like Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, etc.

 

~ I used to think that women got pregnant by drinking milk

 

~ Toy Story fucked up a generation of kids. I thought that if I didn't love all my stuffed animals equally, then one would get offended and upset. I kinda still do that now...

 

~ My sister didn't really help me. She used to tell me stories of the bogeyman and how he was going to get me if I left my bed during the night. I practically leapt into bed every night after turning off the lights. At nights when I couldn't get to sleep I used to try and imagine what he actually looked like. Oddly enough, I imagined he looked really similar to Creepers, and this was when I was about 6 or 7.

 

~ Another thing my sister said was that if I used the toilet directly after somebody else flushed, then a spider would jump out of the bottom and latch onto my bum, and this was when spiders was my biggest fear.

 

~ I used to think that rainbows actually formed through magic.

 

~ I thought that the internet was literally God's gift to humanity when I first used it.

Edited June 5, 2014 by Star Storm

[Noire Panzer 3,526]

I use to think that my toys were always moving around when I wasn't looking. Dang Toy Story...

[KoGy 187]

There used to be a train going regularly at early hours.
I used to think it's a monster judging by it's sound.

[fireflylass 33]

What are some stupid things you thought as a 5 year old.

I thought if I swallowed a watermelon seed One would grow inside of me.

LOL my grandmother told me that same thing!

i was scared to death to eat watermellon after that!

[Steve 290]

i used to belive that in video games like mario kart and smash bros. the CPUs were jsut people from around the world hired to stop you from winning

[KoGy 187]

i used to belive that in video games like mario kart and smash bros. the CPUs were jsut people from around the world hired to stop you from winning

You've predicted the future!

[True Rarity 1,240]

The usual Santa Claus, Tooth fairy, Easter bunny, etc.

 

I also thought that the TV had tiny people in it.

 

And that my ceiling fan would come alive and eat me. Hey, that thing was terrifying, okay?

[fireflylass 33]

i used to belive that in video games like mario kart and smash bros. the CPUs were jsut people from around the world hired to stop you from winning

like that one japanese dude that hired an assasin to hunt his son down in all his online games and kill him so he would get a job 

[Alpha9571 69]

Santy Claws.

Although it is fun to believe.

[White Lie 67]

I thought babies were born from a woman's butt.

and that when my parents were having adult-time, he was beating her up.

[A Canadian Fritter 187]

If you didn't dig out all the earwax from your ears potatoes would start to grow inside

 

Kindergarden was actually a giant garden full of flowers that bloom kinder eggs

 

Scientists were working on bringing the dinosaurs back by feeding chickens dinosaur bones then when the eggs hatch there would be little velociraptors instead of baby chicks

 

And The white part of a killer whales head was its eye

Santy Claws.

Although it is fun to believe.

 

I'm 11 and still believed until I saw that post why derpy muffin, why?

Edited June 7, 2014 by Rainbro dash 16

[Shadow Scoundrel 5]

• Thought that I could live forever

humanity was kind to one another (I'm thinking of when I was 4 years old here, you know, before school)

animals spoke when no human was around

Santa

Easter bunny

People were mean because someone was mean to them (5 years old)

That the Flood (Halo Universe) could come down any moment

Though snow was cold ash

The monsters located throughout the room wanting to eat me

[NinjaPomeranian 143]

-I though my cousin is secretly Batman 

-That if I ate the seed of anything,that could grow inside of me

-That when people die they just take a longer nap

-That is a monster under my bed

-I though my toys we're real beings and I could always talk to them to gain their trust so they could show me their secret

-That women get pregnant by kissing no matter what

[Frosty Nerd 833]

• that lava was red water (that's what it looks like in Super Mario 64).
• that babies were born from a woman's mouth.
• that dinosaurs ate lava.

 

When I was seven I believed:

• that women got pregnant just by touching a man's skin.
• that the only way babies were born was by cutting open the mom's stomach.

Edited June 8, 2014 by Frosty Nerd

[remove p l e a s e ? 800]

Jimmy Neutron's hair was those dipped ice cream cones you'd get at Dairy Queen.

 

There were bees in the walls.

 

Luigi was actually green Mario.

 

Chuck E. Cheese was evil.

[LightningCharm 40]

-I though my cousin is secretly Batman 

 

 

This is amazing.

 

I believed in Santa Claus, and I didn't understand the concept of aging.  I thought kids stayed kids forever. 

[Quarium 108]

The only thing I recall is believing the power rangers were real and in a spaceship

[ghostfacekiller39 23,860]

That my dog's fecal matter was part of my Lincoln Logs set -_-

 

I had a rough life.
 

Edited June 9, 2014 by ghostfacekiller39

[Silverhoof 2,844]

I believed if you ate bubble gum, it would turn into a worm in your tummy.

 

We were given grapes for snacks. My sister wanted my grapes so she told me that they were eyeballs. To this day I won't eat grapes.

Oh, and raisins are zombie grapes.

 

Santa's job was easier because all the bad communists in Russia never got toys.

 

Thunder was God bowling in Heaven.  

[Princess Derpy 672]

I would never finish all of my food when we went to a restaurant because I thought that it was all that the employees got to eat... Also, I never told my parents because I thought that they'd call the police. xD

[GreyScholar 1,584]

Though I remember next to nothing when I was 5... I do remember when I was young I thought that since Santa got me a Playstation he would be able to help my grandfather not die in the hospital. Which is when my Dad then told me Santa wasn't real.

Edited June 10, 2014 by EquestrianScholar