The toilet paper question

[Sapphire Lightning 784]

I do a special "fold-crumple" thing. I do it so quickly I cannot describe what I am doing on the forum. But from thinking about it, I trifold across the lines and then crumple in such a way that there is no chance I will get my hands dirty. Just using a fold? Then you are getting poo through the thin paper. I prefer having the internal added space from crumpling to prevent anything getting through the paper.

 

That being said, I eat a diet very high in fiber, so it only takes one or two wipes. Sometimes there is not anything visible on the first piece of paper. (I imagine that this is how FIM ponies would deal with it, IE they wouldn't have to with such a high fiber diet).

 

 

Also, why the F am I posting this?

[Admiral Regulus 2,769]

I crumple. I'm too lazy to fold. I also stand up to wipe, and it only recently occurred to me that most people think this is weird.

 

Yes, sometimes my hand gets a little brown because of these habits. But I always wash my hands after I wipe anyway, so what's the problem?

Edited July 24, 2015 by Admiral Regulus

[The Pixelated Pony 883]

Depends on my mood... Probably

[Sage 125]

Sometimes I feel civil and sometimes I feel like a savage caveman. 

[----------------------- 171]

I use a bidet first, and then the toilet paper. Kinda strange that most people around here think that's "weird", when it's the best way of cleaning yourself for those situations. <o<

[Shift 4,277]

Either or, usually. I crumple more often, though.

[StudioUAC 63]

use a bidet and be a classy mf

[ARagY 1,153]

I don't need to use it at all.

[Lucky Bolt 35,271]

Who the hay crumples it before wiping?!  I fold it...

[The Kaeya Simp 13,999]

I crumple!
Although I am considdering a bidet

[Dreambiscuit 12,666]

I definitely fold! I’m not a barbarian after all! We must keep these things civilized! 

[EpicEnergy 23,259]

I crumple my toilet paper.

[Oblivion 20,283]

I crumple! ALSO I did noooot realize so many people folded! 

On 4/28/2019 at 4:11 PM, Lucky Bolt said:

Who the hay crumples it before wiping?!  I fold it...

What? I didn't even know folding was a THING until I saw this thread! 

[Rainbow Cloud 19,575]

Fold, if you crumple you're reducing the available wipe area of the paper.

[Oblivion 20,283]

14 minutes ago, Rainbow Cloud said:

Fold, if you crumple you're reducing the available wipe area of the paper.

I never knew folding was a thing

 

IM SO CONFUSED SEND HELP!

[Treeglow Flicker 14,625]

I always fold. Never knew crumpling was a thing.

[fare67t 243]

I used to make giant wads / balls of paper and use it that way when I was younger, now I fold it as it seems to actually do the job better.

[Oblivion 20,283]

28 minutes ago, Treeglow Flicker said:

I always fold. Never knew crumpling was a thing.

THANK YOU!!!! I KNEW i was not alone! 

[Splashee 28,606]

Is crumpling even a word? Also, eww!

 

Fold! (as in "I fold") (come on, Poker reference!)

[applesjck 5,606]

I fold it! I could never imagine crumpling it. 

[cuteycindyhoney 13,345]

I always fold neatly.

[Clawdeen 26,537]

I fold mine. I don't have the massive long nails that require crumpling and other maneuvers. 

[DubWolf 20,692]

1 hour ago, Clawdeen said:

I fold mine. I don't have the massive long nails that require crumpling and other maneuvers. 

What sort of “maneuvers” do you speak of ?

[Clawdeen 26,537]

2 minutes ago, DubWolf said:

What sort of “maneuvers” do you speak of ?

Someone's not seen the tiktok video's people have been making on how to wipe when you have those XXXL nail extensions.

[EquestrianSnares 236]

I eat it and then next time I go, the toilet paper does the work itself