T.P.A.M. (The Pony After Me...)

[Sketchy Tune 964]

True,  I have a small one but it's still true

TPAM has tolerance for anything

[BlackPony 77]

Nope 

 

TPAM plays basketball 

[Luna's Admirer 945]

No, I don't play bascketball at all.

TPAM plays soccer.

[Emperor Azurailo 1,092]

No, I only like and play sports with paddles: Badminton, tennis and table tennis!  

TPAM doesn't play any sport.

[ShadOBabe 19,013]

You’re right! I don’t!

TPAM likes rainstorms.

[IronM17 5,404]

After a hot and humid day (like today), a rain- or better thunderstorm can be really refreshing. 

TPAM is afraid of thunderstorms. 

[Will Guide 21,364]

Not really. Though I would play this music:

This will pain me to guess this, but I bet T.P.A.M doesn't like/hates Disney or Nintendo.

[Methuselah 292]

I don't like some of Disney's practices, but I'm ok overall with Disney and Nintendo.

 

TPAM lives in America.

[MangoFoalix 25,038]

I actually do live in America.

 

TPAM likes lewd stuff

[Methuselah 292]

No, I utterly despise and hate lewd stuff.

 

TPAM has played video games since at least 5 years of age.

[Longhaul 6,986]

False. We didn't have video games when I was 5 years of age.

TPAM has dreamed of becoming a star.

[MangoFoalix 25,038]

Does dreaming about a star engulfing earth count?

 

TPAM likes computers

[Methuselah 292]

Yes. I like being old-fashioned but computers are too important to ignore, as is artificial intelligence.

 

TPAM voted for Donald Trump.

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

HA HA I CANT EVEN VOTE YET!!!!!

 

 

TPAM is a communist ( @King of Canterlot )

[Methuselah 292]

No. I am very much a capitalist.

 

TPAM has never left America.

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Yup 

tpam is named (insert very common name here)

[Prospekt 11,021]

True... I do have a very common first name.

TPAM is a vegetarian

[Nightfall Gloam 18,267]

Nope, I love my meat... Okay, that sounds wrong. 

TPAM wants to rekindle with an old love... 

[Lord Midnight Madness 1,544]

I still play skyrim and find places I haven't ever seen. 

TPAM

Picks their boogers and eats them

 

[Luna's Admirer 945]

"Ewww" nope. 

TPAM has completed at least one PS3 video game.

[Methuselah 292]

I haven't played PS3, aside from spending up to an hour once playing LittleBigPlanet 2.

 

TPAM has never stayed up all night.

[Lights Action 476]

False; I stayed up all night while in the Gravity Falls fandom waiting and listening to s stream that started around 1am.

TPAM has had dreams of famous TV characters that AREN'T ponies. 

[Methuselah 292]

Yes. Some of my dreams are like crossover fanfiction.

 

TPAM almost never has nightmares. Unpleasant dreams like getting a poor grade don't count. I mean dreams that actually terrify you.

[Guest]

False - I tend to have reoccurring nightmares about deep natural waters and drowning, which are both some of my worst fears.

TPAM has been to IKEA more than once.

[Sonata Jets 80]

No. I've only been once. I've only been once. I've only been once.

TPAM has seen Shrek 4