Ask a Stupid Question and answer like your Fav Pony would do

[Rethajni 2,831]

Rules are simple, first no NSFW related question, ask something stupid and next user must answer it like if his/her favorite pony is answering it

 

i'll start

 

 

why the water is so cold when raining?

 

Edit: images are optional

Edited May 14, 2014 by Balareth

[lighting flash 207]

*sigh* Vinyl put you up to this, didn't she?

 

What is 2+2?

[Arceus Clone 42]

42

 

 

 

Is today tommorow new zeland?

[Celtore 2,770]

Um... I don't know, Maybe?...

 

What was Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen considered "Number One" at?

[Arceus Clone 42]

The night of megaman's release

 

 

If chuck norris could chuck. how much wood could chuck norris chuck norris?

[Concerto Dusk 240]

There's not a book on Chuck Norris chucking wood arhhhhh. *Goes crazy*

 

Why dopirates have parrots?

[yayayayayala 1,669]

Because parrots eat crackers and pirates love crackers, it's their favorite snack and I should know because I once served a pirate a snack and he wanted crackers with the special of the night which was spaghetti. Oh wait, he wasn't a real pirate...silly me! I think his name was Pipsqueak. I've seen him around Ponyville a few times, I think he moved here, wouldn't it be great if I threw him a welcome-to-Ponyville party?! Wait a minute...I already did. *giggles* Sometimes I forget things randomly...I dunno why, I think it's because I'm always thinking of cake...................*continues talking forever*

[Rethajni 2,831]

you forgot to post the question

[DJ Dashie 48]

So did you!

 

Why are basketballs orange?

[Doc. Volt 2,561]

@, @@Balareth,

 

uhm ahem darling i am sorry, i am not the right pony for this kind of question.. but.. let me ask you something... did you take your medicine this morning? Becaus .. a question like this...uhm *fills a syringe*

 

uhm ahem.. a question eh? what yyou do in case of Ventricular fibrillation?

[Lightning Bliss 1,674]

*Levitates her book on medicine for ponies* Well according to this, it is a uncoordinated contraction of the cardiac muscle of the ventricles in the heart, making them quiver rather than contract properly caused by unwanted stimuli.

 

The best form of treatment can be reversed by electronic discharge and... *pauses and realizes no pony understands* Gah! Don't you ponies read? A shock through the heart! *Facehoof*

 

And don't call me an egg head!

 

 

Why is the sky blue?

Edited May 16, 2014 by Lightning Bliss

[long gone 8,929]

Well, *levitates book on meteorology*, a clear, cloudless day has a sky that appears blue because molecules in the air reflect blue light coming from the sun more than red light, giving the sky a blue appearance. This is also why the sky appears red and orange at sunset, as the blue-colored molecules have been scattered away from our line of sight.

 

 

Were the pants dead?

[DJ Dashie 48]

No, they are very much alive.

 

Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

[Rethajni 2,831]

No, they are very much alive.

 

Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

 

i believe is only a picture dear

 

 

 

Why fishes cant have hair?

[Samurai Equine 57,183]

What a silly question! Sounds like something my favorite student could answer...

 

How can happiness have a mean-ing?

[CuriousPony 157]

 

*giggle snorts* Silly! Happiness has LOTS of meanings, but happiness doesn't have a MEANing, because happiness should never be mean! Real happiness should make everypony happy! You know what makes lots of ponies happy! Balloons! And parties! And yummy cake! And streamers! And dancing! And getting presents! And... 

 

(half an hour later) 

 

And that's just some of the things that make ponies happy! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How come pigs haven't learned to fly yet? 

Edited December 28, 2014 by Glitter Moon

[Rethajni 2,831]

i dunno what ya' mean mate!

 

 

where's the most delightful juice of orange ever?

[Snow Frostflame 3,571]

"Orange? try green its much better!!!"

 

 

where has my innocents gone?

[Samurai Equine 57,183]

  My Innocence? Sounds like fiction. I'd help you, but I'm still moving in to my new castle. Maybe check back in a few weeks?

 

Does anyone still use pocket watches anymore?

Edited December 22, 2014 by Samurai Equine

[catnet 9,360]

Oh, a pocket watch..? Um, I don't think I really have one of those... sorry... If you want me to use one, then, you know, that's fine...

 

Who wants a Krabby Patty at 3 o'clock in the morning?!

[dedacct6 2,591]

Who cares? I'd be asleep by then. Besides, what would a cutie mark about that look like anyways?

 

Is New York a country?

Edited December 26, 2014 by Pelate

[10InTheTardis 509]

why, no. not the last time i was there. well, it might be in pony new York. hahaha! pony new York, that would be hilarious! (the doctor from doctor whooves and assistant)

 

 

what's the best time to wear a striped sweater?

[CuriousPony 157]

 

 

All the tiiiiiiime! 

 

One with a collar! Turtleneck! THAT's the kiiiiiiiind... 

 

'CAUSE WHEN YOU'RE WEEEEAAARIIIIIIIIING!!!... THAT ONE SPECIAL SWEATER...... 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?