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  1. Dark Horn
    Flabbergasted by robot butlers, I ate fifty ponies with Feld0. However, this is only a Sidestory. The boombas bounced on Pinkie Pie, she protested against starving sugar pies. Cause Sajtan92 was going to get sacrificed, but something happened to go horribly Fantasticallishly weird. Then potatoes began pooping while flying cars into tomatoes. However, Franklin was stopped by Boromir, that is watching everything, around 6:00, the intense jimmies were intensified. But Morgon died. This maybe the first werezombiepyre who ate vegetarians, shibes and shoes. TwistedShadow brought awful explosives which irradiated chocolate warfare. "Gadzooks!" said Steve as he ran a Marathon. "I seem flattened by Celestia!" Amnesia: The Dark Chocolate Milkshake died because Pinkie Pie drank all the gorillas. Bloodthirsty drinks murdered by Cloyster and Twilight Velvet who thought something forgot eggs. Suddenly Fluttershy powerbombed Italy using a spork! This would cause farts of methane and aliens to burst spontaneously into bubbles. Everything went British with weakness for little crumpets. However Luna was eating Döner and drinking moonshine. LittleRawr woke up amid Luna, she stir-fried cabaret. Then, she found Squidward taking a fluffy, steaming roll of duck tape. She walked backwards into Australia, surrounded by pumpkins armed with banjos playing Thriller. Bombs from Equestria made with love sent from pineapples. Confused by boxes of Woonas and murderous chinchillas hanging butterflies on trees burning with the passion of Odin, and twenty muffins achieved Nirvana by eating Kurt Cobain with pointy sticks. Bob Ewell ate everything purple, evil, or round, while singing The Periodic Table of Cheese. Wrenches. Sir Lancelot and Captain Blackbeard played sitars because Jack was frolicking about in dandelions. Suddenly, Luna fell off the sea. Several seaponies flew vigorously while making bowls of crackers. Yesterday was Yuriyurarararayuruyuri Day so stir-fry is illegal after breakfast. Yet Pinkamena defied mayonnaise but killed everypony. Twicane, the majestic, ate
  2. Dark Horn
    Oh, hello, Twiley. Have a nice nap?
  3. Dark Horn
    What eyes? If you come in here again, you're gonna have to start paying rent.
  4. Dark Horn
    Without ponies, I'd be bored to death. Before My Little Pony, I was pretty cynical and even though lots of people enjoyed my company, it was because I was funny, a source of entertainment, not a true friend. Now, I know and understand who my real friends are, and I'm happier than ever, not to mention much more mature and a better person. I used to call my siblings names and deride them often, now you won't see me saying much that Fluttershy wouldn't.
  5. Dark Horn
    Vengeful Celestia! Get off my bed!
  6. Dark Horn
    Um, nice... um, goggles? Guess it could be much, much worse, actually...
  7. Dark Horn
    I've given up on theories, just waiting for an explanation now from Meghan.
  8. Dark Horn
    Makes me want to steal someone's fedora.
  9. Dark Horn
    A lot of people are overanalysts, like me. I have to actively try to shut down my analyst brain to enjoy the show, because even though I love analysis, MLP just watches better that way.
  10. Dark Horn
    Funny, I was just thinking about that. I was walking along the sidewalk earlier and some random person smiled at me for no apparent reason and I felt better... ah, yes, smiles are a great magic.
  11. Dark Horn
    Did anyone think about it Dresden Files style and that things require an act of choice and will to go through the portal? Random thought.
  12. Dark Horn
    Flabbergasted by robot butlers, I ate fifty ponies with Feld0. However, this is only a Sidestory. The boombas bounced on Pinkie Pie, she protested against starving sugar pies. Cause Sajtan92 was going to get sacrificed, but something happened to go horribly Fantasticallishly weird. Then potatoes began pooping while flying cars into tomatoes. However, Franklin was stopped by Boromir, that is watching everything, around 6:00, the intense jimmies were intensified. But Morgon died. This maybe the first werezombiepyre who ate vegetarians, shibes and shoes. TwistedShadow brought awful explosives which irradiated chocolate warfare. "Gadzooks!" said Steve as he ran a Marathon. "I seem flattened by Celestia!" Amnesia: The Dark Chocolate Milkshake died because Pinkie Pie drank all the gorillas. Bloodthirsty drinks murdered by Cloyster and Twilight Velvet who thought something forgot eggs. Suddenly Fluttershy powerbombed Italy using a spork! This would cause farts of methane and aliens to burst spontaneously into bubbles. Everything went British with weakness for little crumpets. However Luna was eating Döner and drinking moonshine. LittleRawr woke up amid Luna, she stir-fried cabaret. Then, she found Squidward taking a fluffy, steaming roll of duck tape. She walked backwards into Australia, surrounded by pumpkins armed with banjos playing Thriller. Bombs from Equestria made with love sent from pineapples. Confused by boxes of Woonas and murderous chinchillas hanging butterflies on trees burning with the passion of Odin, and twenty muffins achieved Nirvana by eating Kurt Cobain with pointy sticks. Bob Ewell ate everything purple, evil, or round, while singing The Periodic Table of Cheese. Wrenches. Sir Lancelot and Captain Blackbeard played sitars because Jack was frolicking about in dandelions. Suddenly, Luna fell off the sea. Several seaponies flew vigorously while making bowls of crackers. Yesterday was Yuriyurarararayuruyuri Day so stir-fry is illegal after breakfast. Yet Pinkamena defied mayonnaise but
  13. Dark Horn
    Though I too have considered this, if this is true, then what exactly did NMM do in the S1 premiere, and what happened in the S4 premiere?
  14. Dark Horn
    I'd like to see Owlowiscious join Princess Luna, actually, of his own free will. It would be... fitting to have someone by her side who appreciates her.
  15. Dark Horn
    Random pointer-outer: Celestia said that Twilight has the most raw power she's ever seen. Celestia and Luna's and (probably Cadence's as well) are more fine-toned and precise. Besides, next to Discord or NMM, Twilight looks like an amateur.
  16. Dark Horn
    Known for... ah, playing forum games.
  17. Dark Horn
    I personally enjoy it, but I've never heard anyone berate others for disliking it. Just ignore them and tell them that we have enough haters outside of the brony fandom alone.
  18. Dark Horn

    SPOILER ALERT FOR EPS 1&2: Totally random perception: In the EoH Guide Book, in the interview with Lauren Faust, she said that one thing we didn't know about Equestria is that the Everfree is expanding... I think we can all make the connection to the premiere.

  19. Dark Horn
    @@Apple Bloom, @@Emperor Posh, Yes, I was trying to be sarcastic. I totally stand behind our new perky gold god supreme commanders.
  20. Dark Horn
    Salutations, fellow member of the pony fandom! Have a wonderful time here! Also have a singing Pinkie Pie. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2so9mx3Iag
  21. Dark Horn
    My original theory was that the EoH were like a giant, magic reset button, and brought her back to a period of time in which she was innocent and could make the right choice this time with support from Celestia and the Mane 6.
  22. Dark Horn
    I just go in, pick up what I want and check out. Once, I encountered a random cute pegasister at Wal-Mart in a Derpy Hooves shirt and gave her a brohoof. Interestingly, in real life, I have never met a male brony in real life that I know of.
  23. Dark Horn
    Eh, you can't judge somepony by their looks, but somehow I'm not worried.
  24. Dark Horn
    Even as a Bio fan, I'm willing to write it all off to coincidence, though I am curious to know is Lauren's a fan of Bionicle.
  25. Dark Horn
    There's a shocking amount of similarities between Bionicle and MLP, I'm still somewhat of a Bio fan, and I very much enjoyed Bionicle when I was younger.
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