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  1. Shadowed Watcher
    Right now I'm thinking about getting into a licking contest with Terezi from homestuck. Its a fucking awesome thought. /swoon
  2. Shadowed Watcher
    Before my ex-friend told me about MLP:FIM, I hadn't even heard of it. Really. I was an internet guy but didn't have the fainest clue something like this existed. I was late to the "knowing" party... like always.
  3. Shadowed Watcher
    Some real life human interaction with the opposite gender. I couldn't type that with a straight face. I'd like some pickles, plz
  4. Shadowed Watcher
    Wh.... what? I... no! None of them! (If I was a girl though I'd totally go for Twilight. *eyebrowsraiseraisewinkwink*) This is not a subject I can be totally serious on... so I'll be funny about it. Roid Rage. All the way. Luv a big tuff MANstallion! I feel dirty now. I don't like it.
  5. Shadowed Watcher
    Seeing as I was originally a Dashaholic, I was like. What is this before my eyes. This rainbow colored horse. She is so awesome. She's so fast. (Imagine my eyes getting those little <3 symbols in them) ALL HAIL THE GLORY THAT IS RAINBOW DASH! And that's pretty much my first thoughts on Rainbow Dash lol.
  6. Shadowed Watcher
    Oh my gahd I knew it. I've been thinking it for years, but now its confirmed. Don your armor guys, pick up your swords! WE GOT SOME SEA-SUCCUBI TO KILL!
  7. Shadowed Watcher
    Oh my gahd what the FU- Trixie. Its always been Trixie. Also Flash Sentry's kind of a cutie. Who said that? Did someone hear something just there? Something about a guy... being... cute? It certainly wasn't ME because I'm totally straight! *Goes back and slobbers over Trixie*
  8. Shadowed Watcher

    I have written another short story! Two nights in a row! YAY!

  9. Shadowed Watcher

    I'm going to bed. And by that I mean I'm going to lay in bed for an hour or so talking to myself and then fall asleep sometime later. Night!

    1. Azure Envy

      Azure Envy

      Have a good one, sir.

  10. Shadowed Watcher
    I don't fucking swear. Like what gave you that fucking idea? GAHD! No but seriously, only around friends... or on the internet. Or if I'm pretty well pissed off and want to make a fucking point. ...Gahddamned son of a bitch motherfucking BULLSHIT! See? I was making a point that I only swear when I'm angry. Although I'm not angry atm. So... heheh... I guess that point is pretty null then.
  11. Shadowed Watcher
    Okay here's one I've been lugging around for awhile. Meat eaters kill animals, killing animals is bad. But Vegetarians have a high horse (punny) because they don't kill animals and eat them, but they forget that these plants are as much alive as the cows and pigs and whatnot that meateaters slaughter. In my eyes, Vegetarian's brutally murdering living plants is JUST as bad as meateaters killing animals. So I came up with a solution. Stop eating meat, stop eating plants. Eat rocks. To the fullest extent of my knowledge, rocks are not alive in any way, so they must be the food to eat that causes no backlash. I have principles about food and brutal life murdering. Doesn't mean I can follow 'em though. I ain't eating no rock.
  12. Shadowed Watcher
    I was always pegasi because of the freedom of flying and whatnot... but over the past few months unicorn surpassed pegasus. Flying is great and all I mean the amount of freedom is practically unparalleled, but magic. Magic. These human hands just can't do magic... so until they invent humans with horns for magical uses-I'm going with unicorn. MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  13. Shadowed Watcher

    I just wrote a short story. Pretty freaking sweet since I haven't written in years. I am so happy right now.

  14. Shadowed Watcher
    I have a policy about robotics-technology in general. Don't do it. Just don't. Throw the advanced technology away before it develops AI, and pray to whatever god you believe in that it doesn't crawl out of the trash and lob your head off with a newly attached scythe-arm. Seriously. Computers are fine-Lets just not get any further than that, okay guys? Biotech is even worse. Androids with human intelligence and emotions? Run for the hills humanity just created their successor. Robots are bad news. Any sort of technological advancement past the point we are already at will no matter what, inevitably lead to the fall of the human empire. But I mean, an android-life-like pony? I would love the shit out of it until it killed me. But it would be worth it. Getting killed by a angry robo-pony. Sweet.
  15. Shadowed Watcher
    Right handed... in that same aspect I feel my left hand is completely useless-so I must give it a purpose. That, of course, would involve cutting it off and replacing it with some kewl robot hand. Then I wouldn't mind using my left hand for things as well as my right hand.
  16. Shadowed Watcher
    I'm... actually... not feeling too bad if I say so myself. Not super happy, but not totally depressed like usual. I HAVE, unfortunately by my post in another thread, put myself in a dreamstate where I"m wishing I could blind myself.... Damn me and my highly unnatural totally human emotions! Damn damn damn,. Well. Yeah.
  17. Shadowed Watcher
    I guess I would have to go with I have no dominant eye... they both do their thing equally. Only problem is in the past few weeks I appear to be going blind in both eyes. I cannot see with/without my glasses everything is blurry no matter what... I have had fantasies for years of blinding myself, not necessarily by cutting out my eyes but... maybe...? staring at the sun a bit too long? Heh... But no this recent development of blurred eyesight has nothing to do with my deep private fantasies of blindness.
  18. Shadowed Watcher
    If it was fresh-like no decomp or anything... I feel really bad and awkward saying this but... I'd have to get up close and sniff it. Blood especially, get up close and take in that aroma. And... lick up some of the blood maybe. Oh yeah then I would DEFINITELY call the police.Yep definitely. Totally call the police, gotta report something like that. Yep. Mhmm. I'm a fucking monster.
  19. Shadowed Watcher
    Yeah. Female japanese accent is... *_* every other accent pales in comparison. Que angelic choirs
  20. Shadowed Watcher
    I used to want to blow up the earth. Since MLP I've changed so much. Now I want to blow up the earth- but afterwards go to Equestria. I'm kidding. That was a joke. But seriously, it makes a smile, genuinely, for a few seconds, until I go back to being depressed. I'll count that as a win.
  21. Shadowed Watcher

    This is a status update. There are many like it but this one is mine.

    1. Untitled Goose Q

      Untitled Goose Q

      I have stolen your status, and now it is mine.

    2. 碇 シンジン

      碇 シンジン

      What ore is in this mine?

    3. Enemy Stand

      Enemy Stand

      Without you, your status update is nothing. Without your status update, you are nothing.

  22. Shadowed Watcher
    I have no job. I never had a job. I am on disability. I have nothing better to do all day then bask in my problems. Oh and browse the forums.
  23. Shadowed Watcher
    Hoodies and fedoras. Fedoras. Fedoras. Hoodies. Fedoras. Fedoras.
  24. Shadowed Watcher
    I hate... all the weather really, none of it is just right for me. Snow is too cold and fogs up my glasses when I come inside. Sun is too hot. Rain is sharp sticks of cold and gets my glasses all messed up. Too dry, too wet. Its all just awful.
  25. Shadowed Watcher
    I'm gonna go with the WoW race of---- NAGA! Freaking snake people rule! Snake snake snake snake snake snake snake I'm snake man thingy. Slither slither hiss hiss.... so awesome!
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