Despite all his flaws I think it's great to see a member of the Orange community rise so far and so quickly. It's fantastic, believe me. We are going to start winning again. And by 'we' I mean we are going to watch Trump winning, which is what's really important here. Don't fall for the lies of the corrupt media(excluding the apprentice and other Trump subsidiaries) and the same old politicians, mainly the ones who don't endorse Trump or say mean and nasty things about him. We're gonna sue them don't worry about it.
When soon-to-be Emperor Trump takes office in the (once again) White House he will hit ISIS so hard and so fast, not only will their heads spin, their acronym will spin back to SISI which is what they'll be when they see the might of Donald J. Trump. These are bad people folks. I can't stress that enough. But just ask their families and you better hurry because they're next in line for the... Pop Rocks he'll be dishing out. And Chyna? Please, they may be smart, crafty, sneaky and all the other offensively dated east-Asian stereotypes, but nobody compares to the magnificent genius that is Donald Trump's strategic mind.
A lot of Donald's rough edges come from growing up in the rough environment that is Loompaland which, as you and Willy Wonka all know is a terrible place. They're living in hell. Crime is up even though it isn't, that's how bad it is! Can you believe it? (If not could you at least pretend to? It would really help with our poll numbers.) You see the Oompinos desperately need a means to protect themselves, something big league and tall and difficult to break through. Something sturdy that will stick around and obstruct your path. Like a... Miss Universe contestant perhaps? I suppose Rosie O'Donnell might do.
Don't worry about Crooked Hillary either, she'll be sleeping on a bed of emails in her cozy prison cell. Shell try to rig this election every way she can, but His Grace Donald Trump is a noble and honorable man who will graciously accept the outcome once he has won.
Actually, much of Donald's orange peal, uh, I mean appeal, comes from Oompa culture itself. The Oompa-Americans love him. They also believe in grabbing life by colloquial terms for female genitalia with their tiny HUUUGE hands and making others pay for it. I assume some of them are good people though.
I'm with you Donald! Doompity Doo!